Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.
The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.
Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.
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Oh man the day Paris went to jail was friggin EPIC on Dlisted!! God that was seriously one of the best days ever. MK was on FIYAH!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Whatever she is into her sister Nicky has been on the same stuff. Nicky is the pretty one out of the family but needs to put on weight.
Paris can waste away to nothing and I will be happy.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:45pm.
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What did we learn? I wasn't sad about it, period. Well, sad the laff riot stopped!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Just throwing this in for shits~~as a lot of you know I am a major perfume conoisseur...I smelled that stinky Paris CanCan perfume and it smells like fermented pomegranate. It left a fucking TASTE in my mouth for a half hour. Just from smelling it. It's THAT bad.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by Kp on July 16, 2008 - 8:46pm.
I know!! I bust out giggling every time I see it!! I swear this is the BEST photograph Paris has ever taken. ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:40pm.
~i ♥ Paris!~ im not jealous you are! cause you are soo jealous of paris, is why you write sad comments about her!
HAHA! Paris Hilton couldnt even be responsible enough to actually serve her time! She had to bitch and moan the whole time about being alone in solitary. The reason she was probably in solitary was because any bitch who had to spend 1 day with this whore would want to beat her ass! I havent even spent a second with her and I wouldnt mind doing it!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:45pm.
See? There she is, going back to jail to finish serving her sentence!!
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I have to say: I think we learned a thing or two over at JJ! I'm not sad I went there anymore! :D
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
everything on her body is soooo loooooooong. paris hilton...why are you still in the news?
Kizzy! That picture absolutely kills me! You cant help but laugh.
Submitted by BEIGEBABYSaTROLL on July 16, 2008 - 8:39pm.
I have quite alot of friends who do this, sadly enough. They take a steady bit of aderall to lose weight and never sleep.
See? There she is, going back to jail to finish serving her sentence!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Why on earth would anyone be jealous of a convicted criminal who did jail time? Who wants to be a convict?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
How can I be jealous of a cokewhore? I don't get it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
~i ♥ Paris!~ im not jealous you are! cause you are soo jealous of paris, is why you write sad comments about her!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:34pm
But they did put her in jail, and they made her stay there, didn't they? They made her do her full sentence when she tried to get out of it, didn't they? oh, yes, they did. I saw her in handcuffs and I laughed and laughed and laughed!!
I even kept the picture of her being driven back to the police station in tears.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:36pm.
~i ♥ Paris!~ omg! angel_i is that pic u u look like so pretty :).... NOT!
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OMG NOW what is she doing? Tryna make out with her dog??? EW!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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~i ♥ Paris!~ SHES SHOWN THE WORLD GREAT CLOTHES MUSIC MOVIES AND PERFUME! WE DO WANT! STUPID!
Paris is on the diet that is the rage across the US. Suck down Rydilin daily and you too can be ultra skinny.
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Yes, you are right, Beautiful, Slender, Smart, Funny and Sexy People of DListed. I AM a dumb freaking (insert "C" word here)!
tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:35pm.
~i ♥ Paris!~ its dj not djing! sorry!
-UH... NUH UH!
UR just jaelus cuz u don't know what it is!!!!
LOOSER!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:35pm.
~i ♥ Paris!~ its dj not djing! sorry!
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ROFL you dumbass!! When the DJ is working, it's called DJing!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:34pm.
shes true beauty and has alot to show the world..
We've seen all she has to show. We dont want!
~i ♥ Paris!~ omg! angel_i is that pic u u look like so pretty :).... NOT!
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:31pm.
When there's just skin covering the bone, no perceptible muscle tone at all, you're anorexic skinny from doing too much cocaine. Paris is a cokewhore.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
~i ♥ Paris!~ its dj not djing! sorry!
Hi to all!
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Yes, you are right, Beautiful, Slender, Smart, Funny and Sexy People of DListed. I AM a dumb freaking (insert "C" word here)!
~i ♥ Paris!~ its DJ ni=ot DJing!! lmao!
~i ♥ Paris!~ everybody loves paris everyone tells me what true beauty she is! thats why she was too pretty for jail. it be wrong to stick her in there it would look like a life sized perfect barbie in the slammer duh! shes true beauty and has alot to show the world..
tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:22pm.
paris is not fat n ugly she is hot and thin u are fat n ugly what the hell is a DJing? thats not even a word?
- Like oh emm gee already, ur so not hot and cool.
You don't know about The DJing?
Everybody's doing it.
GWAD!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
~i ♥ Paris!~ paris did not get a silicone and she doesnt do drugs.. well at least not anymore.. and she isnt anorexic she has a high metobolism.. sometimes people are blessed with these things!
Sadly, I have watched this show - but I stole it!, so it's ok:)...Anyhow. She fell in LOVE with these fake boobies that you stick in your bra. She gave them to some kid, then she gave them to a bunch of moms...They're silicone and they go in the bottom of your bra - you push up and out at the top to make them look like they're part of you...
But still, she SO could have had them done. It's possible she was just wearing them to ease public transition - because that is how she thinks after all.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:22pm.
paris is not fat n ugly she is hot and thin u are fat n ugly what the hell is a DJing? thats not even a word?
I guess shes hot if youre from a country where picture of etherial beauty comes from a big bird coloring book.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:26pm.
Someone here has the siggie, "Tact is just saying useless stuff, I'll pass." ITA
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by The Audrey on July 16, 2008 - 8:20pm
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She either bought them or has an entire box of kleenex in there, ROFL.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Can you tell I am SO done with polite today.
I had polite overload, I tellya.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Concur. But if, by any chance she's just pushing them up - she better stop cuz they're gonna end up flat as pancakes down to her navel.
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You can't have boobs like that when you're an anorexic/ habitual cocaine user. Those are silicone grapefruits bolted onto her chest. She got the Posh-job, don't ya know?
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
The Kitty I know used to be nice and fun to talk to but the new kitty reminds me of BeigeBaby...mean and insulting.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
U-G-L-Y
She don't need no alibi
She's ugly, she's ugly
Her mama says she's ugly
M - O -
O My God
that cow says:
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:22pm.
A DJ would be the person spinning the tunes in the club. You should know all about that. Remember when Nicole Ritchie dated DJ AM? He spun tunes in the clubs? Any of this ringing a bell? Or does it just echo on forever?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by The Audrey on July 16, 2008 - 8:20pm.
I'm pretty sure she had her tits done. It just adds to her skanky-ness even more. End of story.
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Concur. But if, by any chance she's just pushing them up - she better stop cuz they're gonna end up flat as pancakes down to her navel.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
paris is not fat n ugly she is hot and thin u are fat n ugly what the hell is a DJing? thats not even a word?
Sooo, Tinkerbell, whatever happened to the chihuahua Tinkerbell that Paris had? Is that the dog she forgot in the closet until it starved to death?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm pretty sure she had her tits done. It just adds to her skanky-ness even more. End of story.
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:18pm.
kenna is at church camp this week.
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I bet I know why!!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:15pm
I'm skinny! Don't you see me DJing?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:18pm.
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And stupid.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Paris is not fat! she is skinny hott glamerous classy stunning. intellegent funny beautiful..okay where does it end?
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O yeah! I forgot! Fat AND ugly!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 8:17pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 6:15pm.
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With James the cat/husband/boyfriend, I can see how she'd be easily confused....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kenna is at church camp this week.
Where the hell is Kenna
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:13pm
Since that's a cat in kp's avie, how do you know?
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I'm thinking she equates cats with real people. Just a guess:P
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?