Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.
The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.
Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.
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@Kitty, are you banned twice from site now. What part of this do you not get? You are not wanted here.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Ok, well, if she's got an eating disorder then I feel bad for her, but there's no basis in saying we're lower-class than paris hilton because everyone knows that's an old wive's tale.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
she DIDNT suck anything! she took the test! u cant suck a cock to get a GED.. thats not reality!
i ahd to change my names cause they dont let you use the same name again!
Yeah Nicky Hilton is the Kitty and Tinker Bell Hilton..... she has some others.
Gonnaburn it was on myspace and facebook.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:05am.
and paris got her ged!
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How much cock did Paris suck to get that worthless piece of paper?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
im not Anorexic!! how many times do i have to tell you its a high metobolism.. so its not my fault im skinny! i had yogurt for breakfast! so i ate!
Lolo-
"I saw those photos and i do hope you get well soon."
The one on the chair?
LoLo--you mean this Nicky Hilton chick on here?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Angel i.. Bwahahahahah.. i love when Cartman sings that and his friend gets pissed.
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
i got my high school dipolma! and paris got her ged! so i didnt drop out!
Taco Mom and Okie....
This is from this girl named Kitty Zingale and it is either a sitch where some person got a hold of this girls info and is punking her out or this is Kitty herself and is actually a very sick individual.
Im not kidding when i say I hope you get help because you are slowly killing yourself by not eating. It is not a fun way to die. It is painful.
If this is some kid pranking on a sick girl you could be making her problem worse.
Sorry i got serious but I saw those photos and i do hope you get well soon.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL
Parisisabitchshe'sabigfatbitch
she'sthebiggestbitchinthewholewideworld
ifthereeverwasabitchshe'sthebiggestbitch
she'sabitchtoalltheboysandgirls....
Come on everybody! You all know the words!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 10:59am.
She said she eats stupid.. Whoa!
What's the byproduct of stupid?
Dumbshit?
So, she eats her sister? That's disgusting!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Wait--Paris Hilton isn't low-class? Before you say that again, can we get a scanned copy of her high school diploma? Oh, wait--there isn't one. Sorry. My mistake.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
She said she eats stupid.. Whoa!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 9:41am.
I do eat stupid.. its called high metabolism..
and oklahoma you are Sick that is nothing a comment you make on anybody You dont comment on killing thats wrong!! Please dont do it again! i dont care who it is you dont do it!
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The above paragraph is exactly the reason why people shouldn't drop out of high school.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I do eat stupid.. its called high metabolism..
and oklahoma you are Sick that is nothing a comment you make on anybody You dont comment on killing thats wrong!! Please dont do it again! i dont care who it is you dont do it!
*rubs white stuff found on the ground, all over my body* WTF This is BAT SHIT.. GD it Lolo.. You didn't explain the rest, I had no idea what that was or what to do.. NOW I'm covered in it! *stomps away*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:14am.
Two words: BAT SHIT
Im sure you can figure out the rest.
EAT SOMETHING PLEASE YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF KITTY!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh yeah, I wanted to comment on how skinny this dumb bitch is.. I guess she wanted to make her lil bitty boobs to appear like a Size A Cup.. And she is identical to Nicole.. fucking stalker!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
ok ya'll need to grow up this is just absurd! you you have anything better to do in life then tease somebody who is always going to top you or better then you. you all are low-class and always will be just leave paris alone!
Finally someone with some sense!!! She has always been ugly but she looks much worse than usual.
~SAS
There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08
Hey Mr. Pres.
No need to read them all - just read this one:
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 9:22pm.
@ Kizzy
Trudat.
ONT:(To the tune of: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6wYGapse2tQ )
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:
Parisisabitchshe'sabigfatbitchshe'sthebiggest
bitchinthewholewideworldshe'sastupidbitch
ifthereeverwasabitchshe'sabitchtoallthe
boysandgirls....Onmondayshe'sabitchontuesday
she'sabitchfromwednesdaytosaturdayshe'sabitch
thenonsundayjusttobedifferentshe'sasuperkingkong
mayamayaBEYOTCH!
Come on! You all know the words!
Bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch
She'sastupidBITCH!
Parisisabitchandshe'sjustadirtyBITCH!
I really mean it!
Paris Hilton. Is a BIG FAT FUCKING BITCH!
(worth repeating!)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
She must be wearing a water bra or something. where'd she get boobs all of a sudden?
PS. I LOOOOOOVEEE that she got turned down by him
He rejected Paris. And this guy fucks HOOKERS. That tells you something right there.
Sorry if someone already said that. I am too lazy and illiterate to wade through over 250 comments.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 9:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 9:34pm
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ROFL I do!!! He'll pick it up by the head, so the body just dangles on the end of the string, and I scream it then!!! ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 9:23pm
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I love South Park. Mr.Snugglebunny bought me a Kenny doll, his head is velcroed on and attached by a string, so it comes off, LMAO
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Haha! Then do you yell at him?: YOU BASTARD! YOU KILLED KENNY! Haha!
I have a friend named Kyle, teehee. He knew better than to get on my nerves but SOMETIMES he'd get mad and I'd have to stop. (she's not really a bitch and we both knew it but it was funny:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 9:23pm
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I love South Park. Mr.Snugglebunny bought me a Kenny doll, his head is velcroed on and attached by a string, so it comes off, LMAO
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I guess the Paris in a cop car pic was better than a can of "Troll B Gone" ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 9:20pm
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O! So happy to please you DJ Kizzle:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
"rubber & grapefruit"
hehehe
Like the crap they sanitize a tanning bed with...
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 9:20pm.
@ Kizzy
BWAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!! **dies**
ROFLMMFAO *deep breath* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
@ Kizzy
Trudat.
ONT:(To the tune of: http://youtube.com/watch?v=6wYGapse2tQ )
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL:
Parisisabitchshe'sabigfatbitchshe'sthebiggest
bitchinthewholewideworldshe'sastupidbitch
ifthereeverwasabitchshe'sabitchtoallthe
boysandgirls....Onmondayshe'sabitchontuesday
she'sabitchfromwednesdaytosaturdayshe'sabitch
thenonsundayjusttobedifferentshe'sasuperkingkong
mayamayaBEYOTCH!
Come on! You all know the words!
Bitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitchbitch
She'sastupidBITCH!
Parisisabitchandshe'sjustadirtyBITCH!
I really mean it!
Paris Hilton. Is a BIG FAT FUCKING BITCH!
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I'm sorry but that video makes me laugh SO hard, no matter how many times I see it. What can I say? I'm easily amused:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
tinkerbell hilton - whatever you took, don't take so much next time.
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Shoes are the exclamation point at the end of the fashion statement.
-Laurie Schecter
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:51pm
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The thought that someone could actually just hate Angelina on her own merits causes the cotton candy factory to implode.
Oh Yeah!! We did learn that, didn't we?? Once again, dlisted proves to be edifying. Those bitches are too stupid to try out for dlisted, they know they can't make the cut.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 16, 2008 - 6:59pm.
Regular JLo Glow makes me want to retch. It smells like old lady perfume mixed with cigarette smoke.
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LOL awesome description! Miami Glow smells like rubber & grapefruit. It's seriously bad.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 6:53pm
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Moldy cat piss--that's the perfect scent for Paris!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:45pm.
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What did we learn? I wasn't sad about it, period. Well, sad the laff riot stopped!!
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How to blindly bash a celeb for the sole purpose of taunting a "troll". The part we already knew was how to pick'em;)...maybe if JJ trolls us - THEY can learn THAT!
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I was sad cuz the administrators SUCK. It's total bullshit how those people are totally coerced into thinking the most inane thoughts. Ugh.
They are hilarious with their "Jen" hysteria, tho. WTF is up with that? Could they pick a more harmless person to hate on? Weird.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 8:56pm
Regular JLo Glow makes me want to retch. It smells like old lady perfume mixed with cigarette smoke.
According to Ms Hilton's blog, she hasn't been to Glendale "for months", ie, hasn't bought a house next door to her future sister in law, Nicole Richie.
Considering her true love's twin brother lives at Glendale...says a lot.
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 8:56pm
It takes a heavy scent to mask the smell of skank.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 6:53pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I'm sorry, but I have to ask:
What does skank taste like?
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Dude I'm trying to forget that shit!!! lol For real though, fermented pomegranate is the best description I can think of. With a hint of ammonia.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Submitted by tinkerbell hilton on July 16, 2008 - 8:54pm.
They don't put you in jail unless you are convicted of a crime. Paris Hilton was convicted of a crime, that is why she went to jail. As far as the pic being not funny, you're right, it's not funny, it's fucking hilarious!!!
BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by cornpone on July 16, 2008 - 6:53pm.
ihearthaters - did you buy the fume or just sample it at the counter?
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Oh I would never give that chick money LOL I got a free sample with one of my eBay purchases. It was nice packaging & all that so I thought it would be pretty nice. Was I ever wrong! That crap and JLo Miami Glow are the absolute worst concoctions I have ever had the displeasure. BLAH
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
~i ♥ Paris!~ taht is not the best pic its the saddest picture and u are SICK! id beat your azz.
~i ♥ Paris!~ paris is not a convict she didnt do anything wrong she isnt a criminal. and she was sAd cause jail isnt a nice place if u went to jail u be crying too. and taht is SICK putting that picturre up it isnt funny.!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 8:50pm.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I'm sorry, but I have to ask:
What does skank taste like?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ihearthaters - did you buy the fume or just sample it at the counter?