Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.
The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.
Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.
Wenn
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_Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 11:46am.
Gimme a R, We got your r, we got your r, we got your r.. Gimme a E, WE got your e, we got your e, Gimme a T, A , R, D. We got your tard, we got your tard, we got your tard.. What does that spell.. hmm.. Nicky Hilton??
BWAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA
Taco Mom Times is Tailing Its Lake Its EEEZZ!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
*sticks my head in the oven at the thought of the future. Pulls head back out and just takes birth control pills and puts money into my IRA*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Gimme a R, We got your r, we got your r, we got your r.. Gimme a E, WE got your e, we got your e, Gimme a T, A , R, D. We got your tard, we got your tard, we got your tard.. What does that spell.. hmm.. Nicky Hilton??
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:42am.
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIE! IM PROUD ENOUGH THAT I MADE IT THROUGH 5 ROUNDS!
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Wow, the other special ed. students must have been really jealous of you that day!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:40am.
no she shouldn't go to jail she never harmed anybody! you just saying that cause you hate her Paris is correct it isnt fair!!!!! she damn right there!
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Yeah, and she's fucking lucky she didn't harm anyone while she was driving drunk. Sweetie, the dumb bitch went to jail to be taught a lesson. You think she'll ever drive drunk again, now? Probably, but at least maybe she'll think twice about it first.
You wanna know what's REALLY not fair? Going to prison for life for a murder you didn't commit...or getting your license suspended indefinitely/going to prison because you missed a couple of child support payments because you're broke...or a child dying because some stupid slag decided to drive drunk one day.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:31am
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You're such a giver!! Look at you!! Doing her a favor like that!! Too sweet, you are!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
it only makes you smile cause you are sick! it makes most of the decent people sad!
kizzy the only better picture is the CLOSE-UP of her crying! (which I have of course!)
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 8:41am.
your dumbness has a "too good to be true" feel to it.
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she is the future of this country
get used to it.
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR COOKIE! IM PROUD ENOUGH THAT I MADE IT THROUGH 5 ROUNDS!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 11:39am
How can you keep from smiling when you see that picture? I LOVE that picture!! That is one of the greatest photographs of all time!! That picture never fails to make me laugh my ass off!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
And OMG she is SO ugly in that picture, how ugly do we think this one might get over time, huh? I think it's going to be pretty spectacular.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
no that picture would be better if it was you! that is paris worst and embarssing picture! you should be ashamed of yourself for liking something that sad YOURE SICK!
@Nicky Hilton: absturd
I like this word. I'm keeping it.
I feel like you are a spy. I'm not one to create hysteria so I will use the word "spy" when I really mean - bumping the posts on Paris threads so she looks cool on Google. Which sounds smart (ok, not really) for you but your dumbness has a "too good to be true" feel to it.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 8:29am.
no my style is roxy hoodies, ambercrombie, hollister and victoria's secret! beytch!
(.) (.) (.) (.) (.) (.) (.) (.)
just like every other mall rat
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:31am.
uumm cause i was in the spelling bee in 6th grade!
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I also assume you completely understand sarcasm, being a high school graduate.
If you were in a spelling bee, odds are you didn't last past the first round.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:38am.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:31am.
uumm cause i was in the spelling bee in 6th grade! and a cheerleader in 9th and 10th grade then when i got to 11th i went to drill team!
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Do you want a cookie for that?
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*chews up cookie 5,125 times*
*swallows cookie*
*barfs cookie back up*
There, I saved you the trouble of doing all that..
no she shouldn't go to jail she never harmed anybody! you just saying that cause you hate her Paris is correct it isnt fair!!!!! she damn right there!
My avie is the BEST PICTURE of Paris Hilton EVER!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kizzy! the avie!
hahahahahahahhahaahh
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
SEEEEEEEEE had Paris had a full meal before she had drinks she would not have been as drunk as she was and perhaps avoided said DUI.
THAT and hire a driver.
She could eat something whit her free hand while her driver drives her around. And NO not eat a cock... eat a fuckin sammie!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:31am.
uumm cause i was in the spelling bee in 6th grade! and a cheerleader in 9th and 10th grade then when i got to 11th i went to drill team!
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Do you want a cookie for that?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 10:34am.
ok, I've been happy to ignore you, but THAT pissed me off. Paris had a suspended license, yet was busted THREE TIMES driving, AND showed up to court 20 minutes late.....she might as well have flipped the bird at the Judge. When someone shows such BLATANT disregard for the law and their punishment, they DESERVE to go to jail. As far as I am concerned 6/08/07 was the best fucking day ever! When they dragged her ass back to jail, and she screamed, "MOM! It's NOT FAIIIIRRRR!".....fucking bitch should have served a year.
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And that's not even bringing up the fact that her license was suspended for a DUI.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 8:27am.
she wa sin jail for 43 days which was absturd.. all she did was drive on a suspended lisence.. which she should have only gotten community service and probation not jail.. they punished her worst then someone who drives on a suspended lincese cause she is a celeb.. you dont even go to jail for that!
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ok, I've been happy to ignore you, but THAT pissed me off. Paris had a suspended license, yet was busted THREE TIMES driving, AND showed up to court 20 minutes late.....she might as well have flipped the bird at the Judge. When someone shows such BLATANT disregard for the law and their punishment, they DESERVE to go to jail. As far as I am concerned 6/08/07 was the best fucking day ever! When they dragged her ass back to jail, and she screamed, "MOM! It's NOT FAIIIIRRRR!".....fucking bitch should have served a year.
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
uumm cause i was in the spelling bee in 6th grade! and a cheerleader in 9th and 10th grade then when i got to 11th i went to drill team!
i graduated at a 3rd quarter.. it might not be 4th but im still smart!
no my style is roxy hoodies, ambercrombie, hollister and victoria's secret! beytch!
she wa sin jail for 43 days which was absturd.. all she did was drive on a suspended lisence.. which she should have only gotten community service and probation not jail.. they punished her worst then someone who drives on a suspended lincese cause she is a celeb.. you dont even go to jail for that!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:24am.
Im am Norished! im having a peanutbutter sandwitch for lunch then a salad and rice cake for dinner! thats 3 meals right there! which is what everyone is suppose to eat not to forget strawberrys and a bananna for a snack! there i do eat!
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I'm impressed by your extremely polished spelling skills. Did they come with your high school diploma?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
NickyHilton says;
My own style includes such things as:
White linens on the bed
White straight jackets
Needle injections for night time Circus crying
shoes w/ no shoe-strings (danger danger)
No hair clips (too sharp)
No mirrors (glass, bad)
Group sessions and/or One on one therapy
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Im am Norished! im having a peanutbutter sandwitch for lunch then a salad and rice cake for dinner! thats 3 meals right there! which is what everyone is suppose to eat not to forget strawberrys and a bananna for a snack! there i do eat!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:18am.
Paris DOES live in the real world. just because you are a celeb doesn't mean you dont live in the real world.. she went to jail didn't she? and she took the test for a ged so she can't quit school for MODELING.. i know these things!
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Pfft...jail. She got preferential treatment, whether you agree, or not. If it was any one of us, we would've been in jail for much longer. Also, any one of us probably would've sucked it up and taken it like a trooper instead of crying like a little pussy.
And modeling school? Gimme a break. Tell her to give me a call and recite some shakespeare for me and maybe I'll be a bit impressed. LOL...modeling school. "Oh my, posing is such hard work! It's just about as difficult as reading Beowulf!" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
No i don't dress like Paris i have my own style!
Yeah.. WTF, You're a GD loonie! Not obsessed, but sure enough lost it mother fucker!!!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
You need the four food groups.
Try an almond butter sammie with marmalade, a glass of Ovaltine made with soy milk, an apple, and a multi vitamin.
You will feel charged for your day and feel more balanced. It is healthy so you wont bloat up but you will be properly nourished.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
i saw the video beautiful that was nasty! im not that skinny! that girl weighed about 60 something.. thats too skinny! i will have lunch later! i like yogurts they taste good so ill eat them!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:16am.
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Ok. You almost got me. I almost called Kathy Hilton your Mom. Sssssoooooo...do you, sometimes, play "Paris"? Like, dress up like her and go out and act like her...? ...by any chance...?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 17, 2008 - 8:13am.
I'm confuzzled.
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moi aussi!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.
Paris DOES live in the real world. just because you are a celeb doesn't mean you dont live in the real world.. she went to jail didn't she? and she took the test for a ged so she can't quit school for MODELING.. i know these things!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:14am.
im naturally skinny! i don't have an eating disorder.. its a HIGH METABOLISM!! i had a yogurt for breakfast!
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Yogurt? That's not a breakfast. You need more than that just to maintain your energy for the rest of the day.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
TinkerNick,
Listen to Xtina's "Beautiful" and then eat a granola bar.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:14am.
im naturally skinny! i don't have an eating disorder.. its a HIGH METABOLISM!! i had a yogurt for breakfast!
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My ex boyfriends dick was naturally skinny, and eating yogurt just wasn't cutting it. Also , there wasn't nothing HIGH about that thing!!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Im not using a sick persons information thats me but im not sick! im naturall skinny! so people are! it runs in my family! my mom was stuck at 94 for along time till she got 45 now shes 103!
_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 11:12am.
there is never an excuse for that now is there? LMAO!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
im naturally skinny! i don't have an eating disorder.. its a HIGH METABOLISM!! i had a yogurt for breakfast!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:11am.
she DIDNT suck anything! she took the test! u cant suck a cock to get a GED.. thats not reality!
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Tell that to Madonna!
...and Paris Hilton does not live in the real world. If she did, it would eat her alive. She'd probably enjoy it, though.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:10am.
i ahd to change my names cause they dont let you use the same name again!
Thats only if you get banned. Again if you are using a sick persons information for your own games by making her look crazy on the internet..... you need to get a job for the summer and maybe think about what your actions will do to that girl.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 11:12am.
Ok, well, if she's got an eating disorder then I feel bad for her, but there's no basis in saying we're lower-class than paris hilton because everyone knows that's an old wive's tale.
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Very true, I read that in my grandma's book of Old Wive's Tales..
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
@okie:
LOOK! I linked it!
*sigh* I really, really wanted to but I did not copy and paste the whole post again. But if you want to sing along SCROLL DOWN! WAY WAY DOWN. It's fun!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6wYGapse2tQ
I really mean it!
Paris Hilton. Is a big fat FUCKING BITCH! (it looks meaner when you're not singing it. But I still mean it.)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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I'm confuzzled.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA