Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch
Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.
The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.
Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.
Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."
Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.
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but kenna still likes paris! so she counts!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:27pm.
i have alot of friendz who adore paris!!
1. kenna
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kenna told us she likes Nicole better. No lie.
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i have alot of friendz who adore paris!!
1. kenna
2.sami
3.Darrienne
4.kendall
5.james
6.pamela
7. jennifer
8.megan
9.lester
10. casey
11. alexa
12. nicci
13. cassie and 100,000 more!! who aren't sad like u!! paris is so laughing at you sad jealous azzez!
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:22am.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:18pm.
no dissing paris is a JOKE!
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DEFENDING Paris is a joke. We laugh at Paris. We laugh at her being such a whore she spreads her legs for anyone who will give her a line of coke. We laugh at her for sucking the cock of an ugly sleazebag on videotape. We laugh at her for being so stupid. We laugh at her for fucking up time and time again. We laugh at her desperation. We laugh at how she tries soooo hard to act cool, but never pulls it off. We laugh when she fails at everything she does, and that it's only silly children like yourself, that are dumb enough to fall for her bullshit. We just laugh at her, period.
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We also laugh because she thinks she's the hottest thing when in reality she really looks like a mentally challenged ostrich. I personally like to laugh at her because the dumb bitch thinks the UK and England are located in two seperate places.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:17pm.
ALL THE STARS ARE BLIND... Paris hotter then you will ever be~~~
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You got THAT right, she's got a SCORCHING case of herpes!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:18pm.
no dissing paris is a JOKE!
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DEFENDING Paris is a joke. We laugh at Paris. We laugh at her being such a whore she spreads her legs for anyone who will give her a line of coke. We laugh at her for sucking the cock of an ugly sleazebag on videotape. We laugh at her for being so stupid. We laugh at her for fucking up time and time again. We laugh at her desperation. We laugh at how she tries soooo hard to act cool, but never pulls it off. We laugh when she fails at everything she does, and that it's only silly children like yourself, that are dumb enough to fall for her bullshit. We just laugh at her, period.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Riiight.. Like I think we might be making someone more crazy if that is possible. including such remarks as:
NO! & lalalalala!
*scratches panty line*
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:19am.
~Listening to good music relaxes the mind and soul~ GOTTA try it! Im listening to Stars Are Blind!~~~ lalalala !!!!
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Yeah, too bad that song was stolen from UB40...stolen and it still sucks ass.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Paris thinks you are fucking funny joke! As DO i!
"dissing?" Who uses that word, anymore?
And Paris is about as hot as Margaret Thatcher in a string bikini with whipped cream on her ta-tas.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 9:18am.
paris is a JOKE!
~Listening to good music relaxes the mind and soul~ GOTTA try it! Im listening to Stars Are Blind!~~~ lalalala !!!!
no dissing paris is a JOKE!
ALL THE STARS ARE BLIND... Paris hotter then you will ever be~~~
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 9:13am.
im not pretending to be Nicky Hilton im just using that as a username!
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yes, we realize that, Stephen Hawking
but defending Paris has got to be your idea of a joke.
no one can be that stupid.
it's not possible
No!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:13am.
im not pretending to be Nicky Hilton im just using that as a username!
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Thanks for the revelation, Captain Obvious.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 9:12am.
But Paris is too pretty for jail.. and no one in jail looks as good as her!
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Exhibit A
she's just dickin you guys around
she has to be...i pray to god she is...
otherwise...we are all fucked.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:12am.
But Paris is too pretty for jail.. and no one in jail looks as good as her! and i do agree she should be punished but not with jail.. thats too harsh! they should have sticked with the house arrest they were going to give her!
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House arrest? That's like vacation! I WISH I was on house arrest.
But you're right...she doesn't deserve jail...
She deserves to be shipped to Afghanistan/Iraq/Chernobyl.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
im not pretending to be Nicky Hilton im just using that as a username!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 9:10am.
However, there's no excuse for defending Wonky, no matter who you are.
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oh, she's got an excuse.
she's a moe-ron
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:02pm.
No Paris Dad drove her to school! We don't like the special education bus or the long bus! they stink!
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Well maybe if you and Paris didn't keep taking your shoes off on the bus that never would've been the case.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
But Paris is too pretty for jail.. and no one in jail looks as good as her! and i do agree she should be punished but not with jail.. thats too harsh! they should have sticked with the house arrest they were going to give her!
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 17, 2008 - 11:04am.
I am pretty sure Nicky Hilton is yanking the collective chain.
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I'm pretty sure most of us realize she's just someone pretending to be Nicky Hilton. However, there's no excuse for defending Wonky, no matter who you are.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
-Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:02pm.
No Paris Dad drove her to school! We don't like the special education bus or the long bus! they stink!
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a lil stitch in your story there, ay!? Don't like the stinky special ed bus.. So you know it stinks huh?? Cause it picked you up for 13th grade or special teacher after school fucking lessons.. which is it!
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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 17, 2008 - 12:04pm.
I am pretty sure Nicky Hilton is yanking the collective chain.
I agree. Either Kitty is really sick or some bitches at her school got a hold of her pics and are having a good run at a sick gal.
*looks at oven*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kizzy is so unbelievably correct about driving being a privelege and not a right.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Lemme tell you one thing, little girl, if I ever saw the actual Paris Hilton, I'd spit in her face. She is the nastiest skeezer on the fucking planet. Hookers on the corner look at her and say, "Damn, that bitch is skanky!" She's dumber than dirt, can't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel. She's a walking infestation.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:00am.
STOP IT! she is not a convict or a criminal! She was thrown in jail was it was an extemely unfair punishment! She never did anything wrong! You have to drive! So she went to jail for driving on a suspended lisence! If you actually knew her you all would be sorry for all the mean horrible sick things you are saying about her!
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Hey chick, dig the lead outta your brain. Her license was suspended for driving drunk, which is WRONG BECAUSE YOU CAN KILL PEOPLE DOING THAT.
Furthermore, yes: "we" have to drive. She doesn't. She's got the cash to hire someone to drive her around, which is what she should have done if she was drinking. Even we plebians take a cab if we've been drinking. If she wasn't driving drunk, her license never would have been suspended in the first place.
You act like we're the insensitive asshole, but you don't seem to care that you and she are the insensitive assholes--her for putting innocent lives into her drinking and driving hands, and you for saying she did nothing wrong.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I am pretty sure Nicky Hilton is yanking the collective chain.
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:00pm.
STOP IT! she is not a convict or a criminal! She was thrown in jail was it was an extemely unfair punishment! She never did anything wrong! You have to drive! So she went to jail for driving on a suspended lisence! If you actually knew her you all would be sorry for all the mean horrible sick things you are saying about her!
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HEY! Why are so many of those words spelled correctly!?!?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:00pm.
WHY was her license suspended, Nicky?? Because she got a DUI. Driving Under the Influence of drugs or alcohol. She could have KILLED someone!!! They had no choice BUT to throw her skanky, disease-riddled ass in jail so she would STOP driving and NOT kill anyone!! The fucking Hiltons can afford a driver, she does not HAVE to drive, it is a privilege, NOT A RIGHT. You should know the difference, since you're so smart!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
You HAVE to drive?!
she can afford a driver!
You are the biggest fucktard ever.
I'm done.....sheesh
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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"
No Paris Dad drove her to school! We don't like the special education bus or the long bus! they stink!
uuumm i didn't ride the smelly bus! My mom drove me to school!
I hear Paris rode the short bus, too. Only The Short Bus was actually the nickname of the entire football team.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
STOP IT! she is not a convict or a criminal! She was thrown in jail was it was an extemely unfair punishment! She never did anything wrong! You have to drive! So she went to jail for driving on a suspended lisence! If you actually knew her you all would be sorry for all the mean horrible sick things you are saying about her!
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:57am.
We all know you rode the short bus, no need to hide it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 10:57am.
okay i was never in special ed im too smart for that shit!
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Yeah. Sure you are. I can tell by your impeccable spelling and grammar skills.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 8:57am.
ha ha ha
I have this fear that i will have a stroke and some kid born in 2011 will be to dumb to change my adult diapers and i will die rotting in my on poop!
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that sounds pretty accurate.
LoLo's got my vote.
Obama? Pfft! Yo mamma!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
okay i was never in special ed im too smart for that shit!
ha ha ha
wellllllll.....
I have this fear that i will have a stroke and some kid born in 2011 will be to dumb to change my adult diapers and i will die rotting in my on poop!
So i have this here oven..... Im keeeeding!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sooo, Nicky, do tell us: What's it like having a convict as a sister? Does she miss her jail pals? Do they still write? Drop a postcard? Hmmm???
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 8:53am.
But you're in the States, right?
Whew! Still you guys do kinda rule the world.
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the good times are over.
trust.
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 8:46am.
*sticks my head in the oven at the thought of the future. Pulls head back out and just takes birth control pills and puts money into my IRA*
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Lolo for president.
Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 11:46am.
*sticks my head in the oven at the thought of the future. Pulls head back out and just takes birth control pills and puts money into my IRA*
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ***dies***
You are one hilarious hwat sluuuuut!!!!! I'd follow you into Hell, you magnificent bitch!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EyeRoll on July 17, 2008 - 11:43am.
Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 8:41am.
your dumbness has a "too good to be true" feel to it.
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she is the future of this country
get used to it.
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But you're in the States, right?
Whew! Still you guys do kinda rule the world.
Wow. How is that even possible? (j/k ;p)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 11:43am.
Well butter my ass and call me a biscuit, I'm sooooo jelly you have the close up!!!! A close up is the only thing better. I am jelly. So jelly.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
S'right, beeshes. Defending Paris Hilton for being a worthless, evil slag is just as fruitless as defending Adolf Hitler and his holocaust.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.