Cristiano Ronaldo Is A Smart Bitch

Football star Cristiano Ronaldo, who is in Los Angeles on business, partied with some dude friends at Villa in Los Angeles last night. A solo Wonky McValtrex was also at the club and had her one good eye set on Cristiano the entire night.

The Daily Mail claims she sat next to him and tried to get with that shit. A witness said, "Paris was all over him. The moment he arrived, she went over to his private table. At one point, she pushed her chest together and made a point of trying to snuggle up against him. But Ronaldo clearly wasn't interested in Paris. He turned his back on her." I'm surprised she didn't start dry humping his back.

Leave it to that skank to prey on a man while he's injured! As far as I know, she's still titty fucking Boy George Benji Madden. I'm sure they are still together, but Wonky is the slut of all sluts. She makes Sienna Miller look like Mother Theresa.

Cristiano must have listened to customs when he arrived in the US. They tell everyone, "Welcome to the United States. Have a good trip and don't fuck Paris Hilton."

Here's Cristiano and Wonky out in LA last night.

Wenn

Thanks Mari

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 8:46pm.

♥~Vegetarian Girls Are Hott!~♥

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 8:10pm.

Mother Theresa would be so disappointed in all of you what you say about Paris!

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 7:58pm.

Submitted by kizzy:

your physician called said you were too fat to sit on the computer and type.. wants you to start jogging!

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 7:10pm.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 6:38pm.

Your mom called. She needs you to drive her home from the bar again.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 7:08pm.

Kitty Fucking ♥'S Paris!

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 7:04pm.

humpy dumpy sat on the wall humpty dumpty had a great fall all the shepards put him back together!

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 7:02pm.

~ wow thats powerful apple juice! it poped my daughter!~

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 7:01pm.

~at the Movie The Grudge 2 ~ AT the Theaters.. the audience was more scary then the Movie!! they were fucking!! it was sooo haoorrriifflliinngg!!

Submitted by Youri on July 17, 2008 - 4:44pm.

Ofcouse he's not interested, he's gay.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 2:18pm.

I agree, it's not BeigeBaby, that one did have a brain. Not much of one, but more sense than this one, this is some whacked-out teenybopper with a girlcrush.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:59pm.

Yeah, I didn't think it was her because this chick is just stupid. Beigebaby was sociopathic, on the other hand.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 1:56pm.

YourMom, I don't think it is BeigeBaby......BB freely admitted to being 40 yrs old, and this turn claims to be 21.......and she is too stupid and not mean enough to be BB.

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"my feel for you boy, is decaying in front of me, like the carrion of a murdered prey; and all I want is to save you honey, or the strength to walk away" - Fiona Apple "Carrion"

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 17, 2008 - 1:56pm.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:25pm

BeigeBaby was before my time, but I do not think it is the same person.

Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 1:56pm.

_Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Wait--is this the bitch that used to be beigebaby who claimed people were stalking her cats?

DUNNO!!!!

I was not sure if it was the same person.
Beige bitch was a blonde plain looking thang and this Kitty Zingale is an annorexic brown haired havin foolio
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:55pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 12:15pm.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Kizzy

Yep, that be our troll, alright!! Feel free to unleash that mail again, ROFL She says James the cat's page is back up. You know James, the cat/husband/boyfriend. LMAO

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Can someone gimme the link for that myspace page, please?

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 1:55pm.

u never sent me any messages!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:54pm.

Wait--is this the bitch that used to be beigebaby who claimed people were stalking her cats?

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by LoLo on July 17, 2008 - 1:50pm.

O lord have mercy on me

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 1:45pm.

Gonnaburn: ah ha! That dummy! I googled her ass and got her myspace and was sending her mean messages talking shit about Paris. It was a fun game for when I was up late nites!

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No, he's not a homosexual. He's a dick riding, man chowder eating, salad tossing, butt plug wearing, nipple pinchin' homegirl with two-snaps thrown in for good measure. - MK

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 1:45pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Kizzy

Yep, that be our troll, alright!! Feel free to unleash that mail again, ROFL She says James the cat's page is back up. You know James, the cat/husband/boyfriend. LMAO

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 17, 2008 - 1:45pm.

Weren't sure how to spell Beckham, were ya?

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 1:44pm.

im not pretending to be nicky hilton its just a username.. poop taste terrible isn't exactly called hatemail.. its just immature!

Submitted by Gonnaburn... on July 17, 2008 - 1:43pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 1:07pm.
Yes, Viva, you used your excellent detecting skillz on this one.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 1:37pm.

Kizzy - is it the same one that was going off some weeks ago and kept switching from Kenna to James to Paris to whatthefuckever? If so I was sending her hatemail on her myspace for a few days after that.

Submitted by FritoDorito on July 17, 2008 - 1:33pm.

There's actually someone pretending to be Nicki Hilton? That's funny.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 1:31pm.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 12:57pm.

We're trying to give her the bum's rush, but just like Paris' crabs, they're hard to get rid of.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:30pm.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:58am.
paris looks so cute in my pic.. im listening to girlfriend by VB its great!

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I think Paris would look much cuter standing next to, say, a full-grown lion or grizzly bear.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:29pm.

PSL, there are just too many good comebacks to let this go...I mean, it's Paris Hilton we're discussing, here!

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 1:28pm.

paris looks so cute in my pic.. im listening to girlfriend by VB its great!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 17, 2008 - 1:28pm.

I can't believe you guys are still talking to this turd!

lol

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 1:28pm.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:51am
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ROFL Those South Park fellas know how to do it!! We'll just plug her up with a pony keg, that'll fit!!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 17, 2008 - 1:27pm.

what kind of fuckery is going on in here??? I leave you heffers for a few days and come back and the Hiltons have taken over the joint.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 1:27pm.

no she didnt forget anyone in the closet tinkerbell is the happiest dog in the world and the cutest!

Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 1:26pm.

Fug.

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Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 1:26pm.

paris was cute even when she was 5!! theres her n nicole!

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:51am.
i am too 21.. no thats not a hot picture i like the picture of tinkerbell kissing paris or her holding her cute dogs.. those are the best pictures of her cause there is 2 cute things in that pic

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*Spewing projectile vomit across room*

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 1:25pm.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:51pm.

Was Tinkerbell the one she forgot in her closet til it starved to death?

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:24pm.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 11:51am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Yeah, Kizzy...For instance, I have a list of friends who want to shove a two-by-four up Paris' twat. Their names are:

1. Everyone in the free world
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Just one 2 x 4?? It'll fall out as soon as she stands up!

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Hmm, you're right. That's not thinking realistically now, is it? Well, if we're going according to South Park the item has to be wider than a pineapple...

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 1:21pm.

i am too 21.. no thats not a hot picture i like the picture of tinkerbell kissing paris or her holding her cute dogs.. those are the best pictures of her cause there is 2 cute things in that pic

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 1:21pm.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Yeah, Kizzy...For instance, I have a list of friends who want to shove a two-by-four up Paris' twat. Their names are:

1. Everyone in the free world
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Just one 2 x 4?? It'll fall out as soon as she stands up!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:18pm.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 11:44am.
paris n nicky! now thats hott!! gotta love my picture! :)

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A hotter pic would be paris' mugshot...or the pic of her crying as she's being wheeled back to the clink.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 1:15pm.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:38pm.

no lester never met paris but he is a fan and im 21 yrs old -twenty one yrs old
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SHUT. UP! You are not!

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Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 1:14pm.

paris n nicky! now thats hott!! gotta love my picture! :)

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:11pm.

Yeah, Kizzy...For instance, I have a list of friends who want to shove a two-by-four up Paris' twat. Their names are:

1. Everyone in the free world

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by Kizzy on July 17, 2008 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 12:32pm

She googled a baby names site, I can do that, too. Then I'll have a list of "friends" I can copy and paste, ROFL
Ooops, oh yeah!! I have a healthy ego, it doesn't NEED fluffing or massaging!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 1:08pm.

no lester never met paris but he is a fan and im 21 yrs old -twenty one yrs old

Submitted by angel_i on July 17, 2008 - 1:03pm.

Submitted by Nicky Hilton on July 17, 2008 - 12:31pm.
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How old are you?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:03pm.

Oh yeah--and teenage boys obviously don't count due to their raging hormones.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 17, 2008 - 1:02pm.

Awww, isn't that precious? The Parisaloonie made a list of all her stupid, unimportant friends who probably also ruin conversations by saying "like" about five times in each sentence, dress like little hookers, and can't spell to save their lives.

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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.

Submitted by oklahoma on July 17, 2008 - 1:01pm.

Lester the Molester who fucked Paris and now his dick just sits there to Fester.. Is that the Lester you are referring to?

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Fuck you, fuuuck you.. I will kill you and lick the blood off your pretty white bones.. Mmmm your precious blood stains my teeth!