Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Barley Water Works Wonders
Does Tommy Girl put a scoop of Miracle-Gro in Suri's barley water bottle, because homegirl got tall. Tommy Girl is going to need some platform heels. 2-year-old Suri is going to be as tall as him by next year.
Yes, she's still on the bottle. She's going to be on the bottle for the next 60 years, so we just need to deal with it. I bet you Tommy Girl is still on the bottle. He sucks in the privacy of his own dungeon, though.
It's also a miracle that they let Suri walk. She has no idea what to do. They haven't perfected that program yet.
Here's TG, Suri and Stepford Katie on the set of "Eli Stone" yesterday. Katie is currently shooting a cameo on the show. Is she playing Liza Minnelli or an HGTV host? That fucking hair.
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Holy crap rigid robot has an expression on her face albeit a false one still!!!!!!!
Submitted by LoLo on July 16, 2008 - 11:15am.
Carrot times!
whenever i feel like that i like to prank call fast food joints and grocery stores for shits and giggles.
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"'Scuse me, I'd like a delivery please. 14 packs of Poise undergarments, 2 tubes of Bengay, 1 tube of hemmerhoid cream, yes, that's right. Magnum condoms, yes, I know the lubrication reacts negatively with the hemmerhoid cream. Why do you think I'm getting them? Look, you worry about gathering my groceries and I'll worry about my scabby no-no holes."
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Why would Tom Cruise accompany her to some set of some cameo she's doing? I wonder if that guy could get hired for an infomercial these days. Hope he banked his Rainman millions.
Suri's real father:
http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Josh-Hartnett-Photograph-C11800342.jpeg
I agree that Suri looks way too skinny. Can't comment on the bottle. I don't have kids so I don't know. I'd think, though, if she's old enough to walk, she's too old for the bottle.
That hair! Katie and Tom are complete loons. That poor child. She didn't stand a chance.
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-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.
That kid is going to have all sorts of fucked up teeth if they don't get her off that damn bottle.
They let her walk cos the WD-40 in the bottle has stopped her metal robot joints squeeking at last. Thats why shes always drinking out the bottle!
Also how can a rubber teat ruin stainless steel teeth? God, y'all are stoopid!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 16, 2008 - 10:15am.
Josh Harnett needs to step in and get his kid back or at least get that stupid baby bottle out of her mouth.
Wonder how many more years Katie Bot 2.0 has left on her contract?
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I think it was mentioned earlier in this post, but Katie never dated Josh Harnett. She was engaged to Chris Klein about a month or two before she met and "fell in love with" Tom. It's totally plausible that Chris is the real father. Suri especially looked like him when she had those Asian-ish eyes when she was a baby.
That child is waaaaaaaaaaaaay older than they claim. I truly believe there's "666" etched on her somewhere.
I do think that's the best I've seen Katie looking in a while. Probably because the glasses hide her dead eyes.
PS Get rid of the bottle, get that child some GD shoes, & MAKE HER WALK!
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Ewwwww....Suri's got a serious case of grocery store feet!
Submitted by Euphoria on July 16, 2008 - 11:07am.
ruh- roh..... hookerbot !
Carrot times!
whenever i feel like that i like to prank call fast food joints and grocery stores for shits and giggles.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Dont shoot me, but i DO think Suri looks like Tom. I just think he threw a sheet with a hole over katie's va-jay jay hole and pretended she was Becks.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Josh Harnett needs to step in and get his kid back or at least get that stupid baby bottle out of her mouth.
Wonder how many more years Katie Bot 2.0 has left on her contract?
WHAT EUPHORIA SAID!!!!!!!!
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Bottle BE GONE!!!! She should have been off of it 2 years ago....lol.
I dont get it...when my boys were like 1 they started biting the nipples and putting holes in them...thats when i said, yeah, its time to move to sippies.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I have no idea if she actually got much taller or just much skinnier. If you get noticably skinnier, sometimes it makes you look taller.
IMO, she looks like she really thinned out. Maybe, with that bottle always around, she doesn't eat as much solid foods as she should.
I have no idea who is her real father, I just know that she doesn't look anything like Tom, imo.
Submitted by fruitloop on July 16, 2008 - 11:05am.
Suri's 2? Are you sure??
She looks double that.
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She was born in December (around the 15th - 18th, I forget), not the April birthday they are so desperately trying to get us to believe. She is four months older than what Tommy Girl and KateBot are saying. That is why Katie's "baby bump" kept changing sizes...she wore it AFTER Suri was born and it was SMALLER than it was in December!
I swear to god, I want to slap Tom and Katie. Are they going to send that girl to kindergarten in a few years, still drinking out of that bottle?
Idiots.
Looooolooooooooooo,
Your Helen Keller poem is all I can think about. Do you know the number to any good rehab facilities?
I am having gut times of sadness at coffee flavoured hotness in food bag.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
So they're trying to convince us that she's an itty-bitty baby who needs a bottle, yet they paint her toenails? She'll end up a $10 whore with an oral fixation...
i think my abuelita rocked the same hair and sunglasses back in 1971... and she looked waaaaayy better than katie
carrying the kid all the time disguises her growth!
and yes, the kid is super cute. its not the kids fault mom and dad are weirdos.
I don't understand the vehicle. Curtains over the windows? Like a hearse? Plus Katie looks older than me (37). And will someone PLEASE get Suri a sippy cup? These people are stranger than the Addams family.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Aww... i think little Suri is definitely one of the cutest girls i've seen! She's gorgeous!
No comment on her parents!
Get that fucking bottle out of that girls mouth.
LoLo, she was briefly with Josh Hartnett after Chris Klein and immediately before she hooked up with Tommy Girl. Look at pix of Josh Hartnett and tell me that's not his child!
For Suri,the bottle contains the alien life sustaining fluid needed to keep her appearing human.
For Katie, the bottle keeps her tanked enough so that she can momentarily forget she made pact with the Scientology devil for eternal life.
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 16, 2008 - 11:04am.
I had seen Chris Klein on the conspiracy boards listed as real daddy.
OMG baby Pucci dress..so freaking adorable!
I'm jealous of all her clothes..meaning..Suri's.
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 16, 2008 - 11:04am.
And to answer the burning question about her height, MK...Josh Hartnett is 6' 3''... 6 foot 3 inches, I tell ya! She's going to take after her REAL Daddy!
I thought it was Chris Clein's baby (sp? whtever)
They were engaged....
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Suri's 2? Are you sure??
She looks double that.
"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."
I think Kate and Suri look cute.
I like Kate's lip color
Is it just me or does Suri look WAAAAAAAY too skinny for a kid her age??
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
And to answer the burning question about her height, MK...Josh Hartnett is 6' 3''... 6 foot 3 inches, I tell ya! She's going to take after her REAL Daddy!
PUT SOME SHOES ON THE KID! HER FEET ARE FN FILTHY!
katies def ripping off alice cullen with that hair.
Submitted by peaches on July 16, 2008 - 11:00am
Fucking lazy parenting, allowing the kids to have and do whatever they want, and never saying no.
There is some $cientology bullshit that says it's detrimental to tell your spoiled brats NO.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Did someone put Katie's wig on backwards?
I can't believe I am older than Katie. What has happened to the girl? She's become a senior citizen virtually overnight.
Well we've seen suri walking for a while. Brangelina are always carying Shiloh and Zahara, so when we do see them walking we don't notice them being taller!
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I LOVE Suri's Pucci dress...wish they had it in my size. Her teeth are going to be so fucked up from having that bottle in her mouth 24/7. I'm surprised she's not suffering from "Baby Bottle Syndrome" when the teeth rot and deteriorate because there is always some sort of liquid (except water) in her mouth! Fucked up parenting, that is right there!
that kid is creepy
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
creepy, just plain creepy, like halloween or something.
get that kid a fucking cup already.
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ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Why do these scientologists have so much trouble getting their kids off bottles? Leah Remini needed Super Nanny to help her!
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