Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Barley Water Works Wonders
Does Tommy Girl put a scoop of Miracle-Gro in Suri's barley water bottle, because homegirl got tall. Tommy Girl is going to need some platform heels. 2-year-old Suri is going to be as tall as him by next year.
Yes, she's still on the bottle. She's going to be on the bottle for the next 60 years, so we just need to deal with it. I bet you Tommy Girl is still on the bottle. He sucks in the privacy of his own dungeon, though.
It's also a miracle that they let Suri walk. She has no idea what to do. They haven't perfected that program yet.
Here's TG, Suri and Stepford Katie on the set of "Eli Stone" yesterday. Katie is currently shooting a cameo on the show. Is she playing Liza Minnelli or an HGTV host? That fucking hair.
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Katie looks like she is pushing 40 instead of 30.
Damn shame.
And everyone knows Suri is closer to 3 anyway!
Just ask her real daddy.
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Katie's hair is horrible. She looks like Miley's grandmother from yesterday.
I didn't know Eli Stone was still on. But then, I guess it is in the "off season" right now.
I love the conspiracy theories....lol
Definitely, Callan...total agree that Tom is NOT the father (I feel like Maury...hee hee) and it's either Chris or Josh's child...I could totally believe either one of them did the deed.
And look how freaking sweet these two were together; Katie, what were you thinking???
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/wa...
This looks like something out of a trailer park, (minus the fact that Suri is wearing a Pucci dress.) Bare/Dirty footed child who is too damn old to be sucking on a bottle, typical trash. When did parents STOP being parents, it obvious this 'small wonder' child runs the show cuz who the hell would allow an almost 3 year old child to be on a bottle. Suri is going to have some funked up teeth to go with her funky ass face.
AND I do not desire to see Katie Holmes on my Eli Stone, yuck. I hope she is not a repeating guest, that would make me upset.
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 16, 2008 - 10:41am.
Submitted by Callan on July 16, 2008 - 11:34am.
OMG, Katie looks HUMAN in that picture...I had forgotten! And Chris very well could be that child's father. But, I'm telling you, Josh Hartnett WAS there... it was very brief and they weren't seen much together, but he was there, according to an industry insider.
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I didn't know he was in the picture too, I had only heard about Chris. But we can all agree based on the timing and the fluctuation of the size of her stomach, that baby ain't Tommy's.
Ok I know I'm going to have to duck and run but I think they look like a nice family. Suri's adorable, Katie's beautiful and Tom isn't looking to too badly. At least Suri is always with her parents (or whatever you think they are) or family members and not with nannys.
Submitted by XENU on July 16, 2008 - 10:39am.
Here's a timeline for the soul selling robobitch's pregnancy... sorry if it's already been put out there.
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For baby to be born in "April" it would have been conceived in July. Look at how huge Katie is in the October pic for supposedly being only 3 months pregnant. She would have only been just starting to show at 3 months. She was definitely around 6 months pregnant then.
Submitted by Callan on July 16, 2008 - 11:34am.
OMG, Katie looks HUMAN in that picture...I had forgotten! And Chris very well could be that child's father. But, I'm telling you, Josh Hartnett WAS there... it was very brief and they weren't seen much together, but he was there, according to an industry insider.
That child has some seriously dirty feet...I would have thought Miss Tom would be the type to have her feet licked clean by kittens every 10 minutes.
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Submitted by XENU on July 16, 2008 - 11:39am.
Here's a timeline for the soul selling robobitch's pregnancy... sorry if it's already been put out there.
http://forum.purseblog.com/celebrity-section/katie-holmes-bump-timeline-...
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Katie used the same belly on October 8th as she did December 5th.
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I will never believe Miracle Tot was born in April nor will I ever believe MTP knocked up Kool Aid Katie Holmes the 'old-fashioned way' if indeed he is the daddy.
OMG, in that article that explains Suri's birth, she and Chris Klein have the EXACT SAME EYES.
I'm sold. She's not Tom's. Not for one cotton pickin' liarmouth minute. I kind of feel bad for Chris now. He'll never know his daughter *sigh*
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Here's a timeline for the soul selling robobitch's pregnancy... sorry if it's already been put out there.
http://forum.purseblog.com/celebrity-section/katie-holmes-bump-timeline-...
Submitted by MadameLollipop on July 16, 2008 - 11:32am.
Exactly! (Now, I'd better go check my computer for spyware, CO$ buggings, wire taps on my phones and parked, dark window-tinted cars suspiciously on my street! If I don't comment here ever again, the CO$ got me!)
Submitted by Otter Pop on July 16, 2008 - 3:27pm.
That kid likes to suck a bottle like her daddy does dick.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT? Mavericks a turd burglar? No way!!!!
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I don't understand all this Josh Hartnett talk.
In January 2000, Chris Klein and Katie Holmes began dating. Chris proposed to Katie at Christmas 2003 at her family's home in Ohio. The engagement was broken off in March 2005 and she was seen in public for the first time with Cruise in April.
P. S. Chris Klein is 6'1"
Suri's not alarmingly skinny - toddlers are like that in a lot of cases, its just to do with development. She's fine. Normal. Well, in that sense. Can't speak about anything else.
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If some people don't know the whole story behind the fake pregnancy thing, this link explains it pretty damn well. And based on the picture I linked to in my last post, it all makes sense.
http://gossip.commongate.com/post/chris_klein_the_biological_father_of_s...
I didn't know Nike made platform shoes for men!
Katie has Farrah Fawcet hair! I see it all the time on the 70's show. You'd think they'd put shoes on the girl. I know her feet are probably growing so fast it's hard to keep up, but at least make the effort!
I will never believe this child was born in April. Never.
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What happened to Kate's hair? She looks like an extra from out of a 70's disco-skating porno film.
Holy Bat shit the preggo photos say it all.
FAKERS! but whyyyyyyyyy?
Why fake this?
WHY DONT THEY KNOW WE DIDNT CARE?
Please just be gay and STFU TOM! All this baby on the grassy knoll stuff was so out of line.
Maybe the gubment did it to distract us from the real aliens that live in Mt. rushmore ha ha haha
fucking aliens
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Submitted by Euphoria on July 16, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Hey Euphoria, you might be on to something here. as I said in my previous post, my daughter is 4 months older than Suri (she was born on Dec 14) and they look very much like each other in height and weight, minus the bottle, plus shoes ! Hmmm...
Submitted by fruitloop on July 16, 2008 - 11:05am.
Suri's 2? Are you sure??
She looks double that.
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She was born in December (around the 15th - 18th, I forget), not the April birthday they are so desperately trying to get us to believe. She is four months older than what Tommy Girl and KateBot are saying. That is why Katie's "baby bump" kept changing sizes...she wore it AFTER Suri was born and it was SMALLER than it was in December!
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 16, 2008 - 11:29am.
Katie has 1980s mom hair.
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Which I LOVE. *shrugs* So shoot me. I also love her chola lips. All of these things are hiding the sadness we saw when she din't have them.
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I think Chris is the daddy. Suri's got the same Asian looking eyes.
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That is the cutest dress that Suri is wearing!I want one!!
Callan ~ yea, that pix of KatieBot "preggers" says it all.
My vote goes to Josh Harnett as the daddy. SuriBot looks just like him.
Submitted by Callan on July 16, 2008 - 11:27am.
Guys, this picture of Katie "pregnant" says it all too:
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And in BOTH pictures there are no other signs of pregnancy...no bloated face, arms or legs and no boobage to speak of. It's because she had Suri the year before! And she didn't breastfeed, only that damn barley water shit.
A few years ago I carpooled with this guy I worked with.. I asked him to burn a Barely Legal porn movie for me. When I got in the car, he handed the dvd to me and it said "Barley Legal".
Still kills me to this day.
Katie has 1980s mom hair.
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Katie's got chola lipstick on.
hee hee hee
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What the hell is going on with Katie's hair?!?! Methinks she spent too much time hooked up to the e-meter this morning.
Suri's dress is cute. I wonder if they make that dress in size 30?
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I could care less about the kid being on the bottle and more about her being raised in that fucked up cult.
She is getting VERY tall for a two year old. She is absolutely gorgeous and is going to be amazing when she is an adult. Hopefully when she gets older she will leave Scientology.
I don't think Suri is that skinny. My daughter is 4 months older than Suri and she is skinny like her and they seem to be almost the same height. I think that's the way she is built.
What I do wonder is if this poor little girl has a pair of shoes!!! She is always being carried around like a little baby, I can't understand why.
and Katie looks BEAT ! she must drop the Cruise ASAP.
That kid likes to suck a bottle like her daddy does dick.
Katie's hair has grown wings and is poised to fly right out that CO$ camp any minute. Or else a flock of swallows is nesting up there.
Guys, this picture of Katie "pregnant" says it all too:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/f123/katiezo/julyb/tomkatconspiracy.jp...
She's looking more like Josh H all the time.
Submitted by Spoiled on July 16, 2008 - 11:20am.
This is my favorite "pregnant" photo of Katie:
http://scientomogy.blogspot.com/2006/04/is-katie-holmes-really-pregnant....
Ridiculous
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Submitted by laurensav35 on July 16, 2008 - 11:22am.
hard to believe katie and britney are like the same age.
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I do believe that Katie is 4 years older.
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And if for some reason Josh ISN'T the Dad, then it's definitely:
http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020212/163523__klein_l.jpg
But I really think she's Josh's.
Submitted by Spoiled on July 16, 2008 - 11:20am.
This is my favorite "pregnant" photo of Katie:
http://scientomogy.blogspot.com/2006/04/is-katie-holmes-really-pregnant....
Ridiculous!
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That one was weeeeeeeeeeeird. Sometimes I think it was the wind blowing her shirt up but nothing else is really wind-blown...
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Submitted by Spoiled on July 16, 2008 - 11:20am.
This is my favorite "pregnant" photo of Katie:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I rest my case!
Go Go Gadget Wig Times!!
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Spoiled! Oh man, I wanted to see that pic.. But I loved how it was in a Scio link.. Careeepy!!
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hard to believe katie and britney are like the same age.
She looks good!
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This is my favorite "pregnant" photo of Katie:
http://scientomogy.blogspot.com/2006/04/is-katie-holmes-really-pregnant....
Ridiculous!