Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Barley Water Works Wonders
Does Tommy Girl put a scoop of Miracle-Gro in Suri's barley water bottle, because homegirl got tall. Tommy Girl is going to need some platform heels. 2-year-old Suri is going to be as tall as him by next year.
Yes, she's still on the bottle. She's going to be on the bottle for the next 60 years, so we just need to deal with it. I bet you Tommy Girl is still on the bottle. He sucks in the privacy of his own dungeon, though.
It's also a miracle that they let Suri walk. She has no idea what to do. They haven't perfected that program yet.
Here's TG, Suri and Stepford Katie on the set of "Eli Stone" yesterday. Katie is currently shooting a cameo on the show. Is she playing Liza Minnelli or an HGTV host? That fucking hair.
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That frock does not look anywhere near cute on a little girl. On a 14 year old maybe. We'll be seeing her wearing an Ed Hardy bikini next.
OK. We all know that this TomKat "relationship" is beyond wack. A 3-week relationship produced the 16-month gestation of an alien child and has resulted in Katie Holmes having a labotomy and scientological soul removal. Query: What the eff is going on and why won't anyone spill?
Obviously there are different opinions on parenting, especially when it comes to babies, but I thought 12 months was pretty much max with bottle feeding?
I just have to add that I love all the conspiracy comments in this section. Hilarious (and probably true!) Best commments section of any blog by far. Love you guys. :)
Submitted by Countess Olenska on July 16, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Katie never ceases to baffle and sadden me: she's a SAGITTARIUS for heaven's sake! Everything in her, the very kernel of her soul, must be screaming for freedom from this more or less invisible prison she's willingly wandered in to.
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bet you that's why she's aging faster than her mother now
& love Suri's sun dress, otherwise zzzzzzzzz
Must his crazy ass shadow her everywhere? Is that a marriage of a hostage situation?
Oh T-Girl, how can I make you understand that you are so over? It's useless. Let go and let Xenu.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 12:56pm.
you lost your bottle too?!.. geezus, it's an epidemic!!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Katie never ceases to baffle and sadden me: she's a SAGITTARIUS for heaven's sake! Everything in her, the very kernel of her soul, must be screaming for freedom from this more or less invisible prison she's willingly wandered in to.
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
@Mike
http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad_Pitt_Nicole_Kidman_Tom_Cruise_Wedding_L...
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
More of my shit, it's true. My daughter had a bottle until she was almost four when we finally "lost" the last one. SoR-Ray!
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Look at the heels on Tom's shoes on the first pic. Unbelievable. How tall is he exactly? 5'6? Get real dude... it's ok! Anything but those heels! At least have the dignity to be more subtle about it.. tallmenshoes.com - no problem!
In all earnesty, he might as well write "I'm really insecure about my height" on his forehead. Well, maybe shorten it down a bit, but you understand....
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on July 16, 2008 - 12:49pm.
the couch went out the window last night... i got a 'lil nutty... think i'm gonna check under the bed!
OT: not at all! but, thanks for asking!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
I have to admit in the first picture I thought Suri looked like Hubbard more.
http://blog.syracuse.com/shelflife/2008/03/hubbard.jpg
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Behind the couch where you left it!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
My 8 mos old nephew will only use a sippy cup when he can't have the boob. I hope it's not againist church policy to give her braces when she's older, someone is going to be snaggle toothed!
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
What's up with Katie's hair? Is she an extra in "Swingtown"?
Submitted by VaNcItY on July 16, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Thanks, that is odd. I actually feel sorry for Katiebot, what a life.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
.........and Katie and Tom are damned freaks...
That kid is sooooooooooo much older than they say she is.... Compare her and Shiloh - bigggggg difference...
At least they cut the damned bangs...
I'm betting on Josh Hartnett as the daddy....
Even if Suri is not who they say she is - she is still very cute...
scientology sucks the life out of ya... now WHERE'S my bottle?!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
There was a story going around that Nicole got preggers with another man while she was married to TommyGirl. And, that's what caused their break up.
He and Mimi Rogers never had kids, yet when they split, Mimi went off and remarried and had children.
I believe the rumors that TommyGirl is sterile.
Submitted by lizzieb on July 16, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Lizzieb, see the below link for an answer to your question about the birthc certificate for Suri. Very shady.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/07/11/exclusive-cruise-shields-births-new-twist/
Submitted by VaNcItY on July 16, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Ok, I tried to find this video I saw back when Katie was "pregnant" with Suri. It was her walking around Barney's shopping, and although she had a huge belly, she walked perfectly straight and had no problems moving around.
Anyway, the video has been pulled from every single website "at the request of the owner"
wierd.
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Isn't that convenient. Something is definitely not right there.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 12:23pm
Where'd you get the quote from Mr. Anger?
I think they have a stable of "Suri's", each of them performs certain public duty tasks.
Katie's hair OMG!
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Ok, I tried to find this video I saw back when Katie was "pregnant" with Suri. It was her walking around Barney's shopping, and although she had a huge belly, she walked perfectly straight and had no problems moving around.
Anyway, the video has been pulled from every single website "at the request of the owner"
wierd.
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Here's another point... in the entire time Tom & Nic were together, they never had any biological children, and she just had a baby. Innnnnteresting. She's only gotten older since they broke up so her chances of conceiving have decreased, so I hardly think her not having babies with Tom was anything to do with her.
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Nicole claimed to have miscarried at least twice during their marriage so she was able to get pregnant just not able to carry. I've always thought because of her drug use and lack of eating she wasn't healthy enough to carry a child.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:12am.
Here's another point... in the entire time Tom & Nic were together, they never had any biological children, and she just had a baby. Innnnnteresting. She's only gotten older since they broke up so her chances of conceiving have decreased, so I hardly think her not having babies with Tom was anything to do with her.
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Nicole claims that she was pregnant with Tom's kid right before they split up. The stress from breaking up caused her to miscarry. She has said he knew about her pregnancy and this was the kid they had always wanted together.
Who knows, though? Nicole was probably on the payroll too.
Kenneth Anger is the author of the Hollywood Babylon books and he said the third installment of his series was being held up because the publishers did not want to include the chapter on Tom Cruise and then he expressed his own doubts about the genetic origins of Little Sci:
“Let me asked you, do you really believe that kid is his? This guy can't have kids, You want to know why? Because he was a male hustler from the age of 16 to 19 and he was very naive. At one point he caught Syphilis, but he had no idea what it was. He (thought) he lubrified more. He waited so long to get it checked out that now he's sterile.'
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Do you really think she was pregnant before Tom and faked it all? I mean, it is odd that he had no kids with prior wives- didn't his first wife say he kept his sperm to himself or something just as likely to make you lose your lunch? Maybe Nicole's famed infertility problems and 'miscarriage' when they split was in exchage for cold cash? Or freedom from Xenu? It does seem odd she would not get pregnant with Tom and then get pregnant at 40.
But all that said wouldn't it leak? The birth certificate, not the sperm. I mean if Suribot is 3 months older someone must know that for sure. I don't know, buy the poor cow some shoes and let her walk at least. ********************************************
Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
Suri is cute but I bet she is a huge spoiled brat!!!!! The Scientology babies have trouble getting off the bottle because thats all they can have. They are hungry!!!!!!!!
Suri is a moonchild.
Does $cientology preach against sippy cups? The hell?
Here's another point... in the entire time Tom & Nic were together, they never had any biological children, and she just had a baby. Innnnnteresting. She's only gotten older since they broke up so her chances of conceiving have decreased, so I hardly think her not having babies with Tom was anything to do with her.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
LOOK AT THE HEEL ON TOM'S NIKES (last photo)!!!!! I didn't know they made them like that!!!!! He really must have height issues.
Katie looks more alive here because her mother's with them.
They must reduce her dosage when her family's around.
All I have to say is, Tommy wanted to pretend to be the father, so he could look young and virile again. He wanted to make it look like all the reproductive problems he had with Nicole Kidman were all her fault. Especially since there were rumors going around Hollywood for years that he was both gay and sterile.
If her eyes are blue or green then Cruise can't be the father, no?
No, two browns can make a blue. It's two blues that can't make a brown.
Submitted by cindygold21 on July 16, 2008 - 8:42am.
At least Suri is always with her parents (or whatever you think they are) or family members and not with nannys.
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Obviously Kate and Tom love Suri to death, however, you cannot judge what goes on in a celebrity family by what you see in tabloid pics. That's like saying "We never see Kfed with the kids!!!" Just becasue we don't see pics of them doesn't mean he's never with them.
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Submitted by cocoebert on July 16, 2008 - 10:58am.
Don't Tommyboy and Katie have brown eyes? What color are Suri's eyes? If her eyes are blue or green then Cruise can't be the father, no?
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No, brown eyes are dominant, so if you have one recessive gene for light eyes and one dominant gene for brown eyes, then you will have brown eyes. However, if your parents each have brown eyes, but each had 1 recessive gene for light eyes, you could inherit a recessive gene from each parent and have light colored eyes.
Don't Tommyboy and Katie have brown eyes? What color are Suri's eyes? If her eyes are blue or green then Cruise can't be the father, no?
She's adorable though. And I think Katie looks nice. Run, girl, run!
Oh God she looks like Josh too. The hard part is both Josh and Chris have squinty eyes so it could be either... I'm still leaning towards Chris.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
"This is also another part of an email that I had sent to my friend a while ago." What about all of those Scientology signs that were delivered to their house in December of 05?f
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"Oh and on another note… Tom and Katie started "dating" towards the end of April of 2005. She was linked with Josh Hartnett before that for maybe a month or so. Well back in November or December of 2005 Tom Cruise had many different signs delivered to his home that had Scientology phrases on them like "No speaking, walk softly, ect." and he was an advocate of doing the "silent birth" because when a woman screams and yells during labor it causes more thetans to inhibit the baby's body… and thetans are bad for Scientologists. Then supposedly Katie just "happened" to have her baby delivered at the same hospital on the SAME DAY as Brooke Shields whom he had slammed in the press for taking anti depressants… I mean, could we have a more perfect movie ending to their feud? Then there is the issue with the "fake" birth certificate from the hospital and how no one could find a copy of it for 10 days after Katie gave birth. Why would they need all of those Scientology signs at their HOME when she gave birth in the hospital?"
How pregnant do you think she was when her and Tom got married? I'm tempted to look at pictures of when they first got together to look for bigger boobs and chubface.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
I've done a side by side compiliation of pictures.. I'm at work, so I had to work with "paint" so it isn't that great... however, I am more convinced than ever that Suri Cruise IS Josh Hartnett's baby.
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o60/XENU78/suribabydaddy.jpg
Ginnifer Goodwin is freaking adorable...I love her. Chris Klein and she make a cute couple. I guess after the breakup shock wore off, Chris is damn glad that he didn't end up with Katie OR the CO$! But I'll be damned if I would just sit back and let some fucked up cult control a child if I thought it was mine. If he's the father, wonder if he also signed a deal with the devil, hmmm.
At least they finally cut the kid's bangs.
Also, if Tom wasn't in those pictures, I'd think Katie was actually Tom in drag, during his "alone time".
Check out how thick Tommy's soles are in the first thumbnail pic! Poor Suri is probably barefoot so he can feel even taller.
But I want that Pucci dress, dammit. Wonder if it comes in a size 4 Petite?
Submitted by Euphoria on July 16, 2008 - 10:46am.
Definitely, Callan...total agree that Tom is NOT the father (I feel like Maury...hee hee) and it's either Chris or Josh's child...I could totally believe either one of them did the deed.
And look how freaking sweet these two were together; Katie, what were you thinking???
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Her and Chris were really cool together, until she broke up with him and signed her contract with Xenu. You can definitely tell Chris has a type though. Katie and his new gf, Ginnifer Goodwin, look very similar.
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09ld1W76eTbX3/340x.jpg
I wonder how difficult it would be to swipe a lock of Suri's hair for DNA analysis?