Wednesday, July 16th 2008

Damn!

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Helen Mirren showed dumb twats how it's really doing while vacationing in Italy with her husband, Taylor Hackford. Helen turns 63 in just a few days. She looks hotter than skanks that are a third of her age. Wait...is that a little baby bump I see? Knocked up!!!! I'm joking. I don't even think my stomach is that flat. Shit. Lunchtime lipo, here I come!

And yes, I'd definitely motorboat.

Source: Daily Mail

Posted by: Michael K


joanne's picture

Good for her, she looks great, to all these younger stars and those thinking of plastic..look like her or Presley, beauty shines from the inside, outside beauty fades.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 9:34am.

For reals, she is rockin' the hotness like nobody else.

OffT: We had 2 wild rabbits in our yard last night, they're brown, and one kinda has a thin white stripe down it's side. They're big, so I think they're full grown. Perhaps a male and female? Please advise.

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christine the hoff's picture

she doesn't even look forty three!
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RichBitch's picture

WOW! That is all.

Clarisse's picture

...and THAT slutz and cawks, is how it done!!!

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DeeDee's picture

Muy bonita! And Taylor Hackford directed the most awesomest move ever......Bound By Honor.

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=D4PmnEDhP_k

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Snoogle's picture

The younger Hollyweird slutettes should look long and hard at this woman. Real and natural is the way to go. She looks better than most women half her age.

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Kizzy's picture

Damn!! Go Helen!! Show them sorry skanks how a real woman is supposed to look!! Hawt Mama!!

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Why.So.Serious.'s picture

Jesus Christ!

Wtf is she doing, I need some.

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monkeypaw's picture

you would even question a motorboat like that?

letinstar's picture

outstanding...go helen go...
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shoo shoo's picture

She looks great! Definitely looking younger than 63.

YesIownPanties's picture

holy fuck. she looks fantastic!

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ineedmorecowbell's picture

LOVE HER!!!!!!