Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Damn!
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Helen Mirren showed dumb twats how it's really doing while vacationing in Italy with her husband, Taylor Hackford. Helen turns 63 in just a few days. She looks hotter than skanks that are a third of her age. Wait...is that a little baby bump I see? Knocked up!!!! I'm joking. I don't even think my stomach is that flat. Shit. Lunchtime lipo, here I come!
And yes, I'd definitely motorboat.
Source: Daily Mail
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Milfs gone wild.
Although her red carpet dresses are always lovely and modern, they always have little sleeves. I thought it was modest because of her age, but she absolutely does not need them. She could wear anything Jennifer Garner wears.
You can see the top 1 inch of her tummy tuck scar on the left side of the picture. They do wonders for a belly. She's still in EXCELLENT shape but just like most women, at a certain age, to look that way, she had a little help.
Helen Mirren, that's how you do it bitches!
--thanks awfully--
She looks...fanfuckingtastic.
what a fucken hot ass bitch!
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She has no kids and says she has "no maternal instinct whatsoever." (Wiki)
Measurements: 36C-25-36 (starlet days), 38C-26-37 (on "Prime Suspect"-1996)(Celebrity Sleuth)
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Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
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Wow. NOT IMPRESSED is genuinely IMPRESSED. And yes, I just referred to myself in 3rd person :)
Damn, now I feel guilty for not being in shape.
Wow, now that's what a cougar should look like.
No wonder Colin Farrell tried to hit that but she turned him down!
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Wow! what a nice uplifting post! You go girl! I'd rather see this than crap about some of the publicity whores we can't stand!
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Holy crap!!When I'm 63,I hope I at least have a 3rd of her hottness!!
Way to go Helen!!!:)
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 10:24am.
Kizzy,
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Cool, I will do that. I do want them to stay. They were soooo cute!! I had no idea bunnies like fruit!! Thank you!!
(btw, my cats r strictly indoor and declawed)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on July 16, 2008 - 10:13am.
She looks a little too fantastic. Like the younger Ursula Andress's body was put under Helen's head. No way is she that boob-a-licious.
Nor Amazonian in any way. She always looks a bit bird like to me. Even had padding for The Queen. So, no, I'm not buying into this photo.
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You're wrong!
Helen has always had major boobage and has shown them in films quite a few times. The above photos are REAL.
They are candid shots of her on the beach that appear in a couple of the British newspapers today. I highly doubt the British papers are in some sort of conspiracy to photoshop Helen Mirren into looking good.
Wow! Wish I was as conifdent as she is! Met her last year when I worked at Marks and Spencer- was too shy to say hello. Didn't want to interrupt while she wandered round the lingerie section.
"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."
My god in heaven, she looks great! I have always loved Helen Mirren, now I idolize her.
All hail the Queen!
Kizzy,
The wild ones know what to stay away from, so nothing you plant will hurt em. It's the spoiled catered to ones inside that think "Oh, that's new, i'll eat that."
If you want to tempt them to stay...apples, grapes, carrots...small amounts...
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
If she's never had children and does yoga/pilates/ crunches faithfully, she ABsolutely could have hard ABs like that.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by sparkys nemesis on July 16, 2008 - 10:13am.
She looks a little too fantastic. Like the younger Ursula Andress's body was put under Helen's head. No way is she that boob-a-licious.
Nor Amazonian in any way. She always looks a bit bird like to me. Even had padding for The Queen. So, no, I'm not buying into this photo.
OHHHH No you dient!
yew is a h8ter gulpin down yo h8teriade eatin a jelly sammie with all dem lies you be pushin bout her padded ass in THe Queen!
YOU DONT KNOW HELEN HO!
ha ha ha halol ewwww hater aide ! ha ha ha
LIE TELLER! You tellin lies on Helleeeeeeeeen!
ha ha ha ha
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Wow, she looks great. Good for her!
I wanna be Helen when I grow up.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
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She looks a little too fantastic. Like the younger Ursula Andress's body was put under Helen's head. No way is she that boob-a-licious.
Nor Amazonian in any way. She always looks a bit bird like to me. Even had padding for The Queen. So, no, I'm not buying into this photo.
That saucy grandma!
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Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you
That woman just shamed me into putting down the left over pizza I was having for breakfast. Fantastic looking! Plus, I don't think she has ever had children, so that would account for the flat and firm stomach.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 10:03am.
Cool. Thank you. Good to know, I was about to fuck up, and I want them to come back a lot like the raccoons and squirrels do. I have catnip growing in a pot out there, will it hurt them, or will they likely not be interested. Yeah, I should probably google it, but I know you have expertise, with the gorgeous Max. He's a big bunny, very healthy looking, beautiful clean and shiny coat, and bright sparkling eyes, so you obviously know bunny care very well.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Good morning everyone!
Happy Hump Day!
O/T: WOW. She puts most young girls I know to shame. Bravo.
vmbombshell,
*pulls out stick*
what the...no...just kidding...you may be right...but damn, she did it the right way...i saw her in The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone and she looked pretty "natural", but i could be wrong...
Kizzy,
Nah, human food really isn't good for wild bunnies. They are better off with nature's menu. It won't hurt...no cabbage though.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Helen looks freaking awesome and is a woman of great dignity and class...are you listening, young Hollywood???
Not only has she got it going on, But I know if you piss her off. She'll cut a bitch.. Which is why I love her even more!! Mommy..!
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You can tell Helen hits the gym. She looks great!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by vmbombshell on July 16, 2008 - 9:44am
*** hiding stick behind back
What? ROFL If she has gotten something done, she didn't get a lot done, and from the cut of those abs, she's been doing her crunches.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
63?!?
Damn, Helen. You're hot hot HOT.
And I will contimue to work out at the Gym for the rest of my life. I need to look that good at 63...if I make it that far
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Fuck it!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 9:50am
ROFL Max has the mutt hypnotized!! Should I put some food out there for them? They were eating grass and clover. Carrots, of course, maybe cabbage or lettuce leaves? I hope it's a boy and a girl, I'd looooove to see widdle babies.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Son of a bitch! I need to hit the gym!
I never thought I'd say "Hot Slut" when referring to Helen Mirren but....
"HOT SLUT!!!"
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But bitches oughta know
I’m trying to correct this.
Submitted by joanne on July 16, 2008 - 9:40am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 9:38am
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I have a stuffed Thumper, I can't eat Thumper!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Gooses Geeses I want hot memaw pussy for easter! Robertoooo
P0wnedawesomeness
Kizzy,
Morning! Yeah, either boy and girl or two girls. Never have two boys hanging out...hormones...you know how boys are!
Funny story, new neighbor, hunter redneck kind of guy...i heard him in the backyard last night puzzling over his "huntin dawg"'s weird behavior since moving in...seems she doesn't listen to a word he says while she's out and is obssesed with a certain spot in the yard and won't leave it...
(that spot is about 100 ft directly across from Max's room)
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Good genes.
DS Tennison, you are one fine bitch.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
If she's had surgery/lipo she did it right. Patty Heaton, take a note, doll.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
She is the epitome of class!! Love her! Love her! Love her!
don't beat me with sticks, but I don't think that's all natural. I don't think 63-year olds stay so tight, genetically, in the stomach region. But that takes nothing away from her cos she looks good and if it's not natural it looks hella natural. So compliments and condiments miss mirren.
Goddamn. It's a rare thing to find a 25yo who truly looks good in a bikini, much less a 63yo.
she looks amazing! Better than some 20,30,40 and 50 year olds.....good for her!
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That bitch is so goddamn hot. Good for her.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 9:38am.
I hear they make good stew.
What a natural beauty! Some big lessons could be learned from these pics of Helen-