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Wednesday, July 16th 2008
Damn!

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Helen Mirren showed dumb twats how it's really doing while vacationing in Italy with her husband, Taylor Hackford. Helen turns 63 in just a few days. She looks hotter than skanks that are a third of her age. Wait...is that a little baby bump I see? Knocked up!!!! I'm joking. I don't even think my stomach is that flat. Shit. Lunchtime lipo, here I come!

And yes, I'd definitely motorboat.

Source: Daily Mail

Submitted by Blaphod on July 17, 2008 - 6:23am.

FWIW, to those who doubt that Helen's tum could be natural: my mother is 63 and has a blimming six-pack! (I take after the other side of the family, unfortunately.)

Submitted by TKM on July 17, 2008 - 3:42am.

Holy Shit! She looks fucking amazing! Dame Mirren got it goin' on!

Note to the young ones: This is how you do it.

Submitted by meadowgirl on July 17, 2008 - 12:52am.

Helen fucking RULES, bitches. now you see why this hot ass bitch won her Oscar! she is totally The Queen!

i hope i look this good when i'm that age!

Submitted by clarketron on July 16, 2008 - 11:50pm.

DAMN!! she looks AMAZING! no way she's that old?!! Hey Clare, this is how it's done. skank

Submitted by Sweet_As_Sugar on July 16, 2008 - 11:48pm.

talk about aging gracefully... completely and totally hot. that is all.
~SAS

There is nothing I love more than being told I am absolutely right! I am shallow and petty that way. ~Mrs.Kravitz 7/11/08

Submitted by patty cake on July 16, 2008 - 10:18pm.

wow thats amazing.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by Noelegy on July 16, 2008 - 10:17pm.

Well, I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

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Hell is full of ten-year-olds who wanted exactly the same thing!

Submitted by gucci on July 16, 2008 - 8:46pm.

this reminds me i have not hit my treadmille in weeks.....

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by ShoeLaLa on July 16, 2008 - 8:03pm.

wow, awesome. you go girl. i hope i look that good when i'm 63. hell, i don't look that good now.

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Submitted by Kp on July 16, 2008 - 7:57pm.

WTF! There is no way that this woman is real. Im jealous!

Submitted by paris herpes on July 16, 2008 - 7:54pm.

WOW her body is totally hot. How unexpected! She's not even frail looking, she looks like she can kick someone's ass, especially with the muscular arms. I bet she does yoga or pilates.

Your face!

Submitted by gee_gee on July 16, 2008 - 7:29pm.

This bitch is no joke! Katherine Heigl wishes she looked this good in a bikini. Stop playin!

Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 16, 2008 - 6:19pm.

Nice boobage!!

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by boomsy on July 16, 2008 - 6:18pm.

Ok, I'm officially jealous; I'm like 40 years younger than her and her body's better than mine.

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Submitted by Listen herrr on July 16, 2008 - 4:44pm.

that's one hot mama je'e!

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 4:32pm.

Yowzer! (((clapping wildly for Helen M.)))

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I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
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Submitted by gucci on July 16, 2008 - 4:30pm.

hay she looks better than some of these younger out of shape actresses you go moma!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

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Submitted by JosiePie on July 16, 2008 - 4:26pm.

Oh my God - this woman is a goddess. She is so sexy and beautiful - I am in awe. Helen tops my list as most beautiful woman in Hollywood. Sorry Salma, you have been bumped down! ;-)

Submitted by xcronex on July 16, 2008 - 4:08pm.

she is teh s3x !

*you wouldn't understand it's a satanic drug thing*

Submitted by QueenCharisma on July 16, 2008 - 3:55pm.

I bow down to her hotness. Damn, I really need to kick my junk food habit if I want to look that good - bitch has a better body than me and she's three times my age!

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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 16, 2008 - 3:19pm.

Submitted by Incognito on July 16, 2008 - 12:08pm.
DAMNNNNN!!! Does she have kids?!?!

no she does not

PSL--JINX!
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I have dandruff, and I buy most of my jeans from a grocery store.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 3:18pm.

Submitted by Incognito on July 16, 2008 - 12:08pm.

DAMNNNNN!!! Does she have kids?!?! Geesh all I can say is bless me the way you have blessed Helen Mirren lol

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nope.....scroll down, Sheeps has a post on her not having kids...

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Submitted by woodhorse on July 16, 2008 - 3:16pm.

You have to remember she was hot enough to seduce King Arthur away from Gweneviere.

Submitted by jammer on July 16, 2008 - 3:14pm.

Are we sure that's Helen Mirren? She looks a little bit like Patricia Arquette in the face.
However, if that's my girl Helen, she looks FIERCEEEEE. Incredible. What a fox. And MK, love the "memaw crotch" tag hahahah
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

Submitted by Incognito on July 16, 2008 - 3:08pm.

DAMNNNNN!!! Does she have kids?!?! Geesh all I can say is bless me the way you have blessed Helen Mirren lol

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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."

~Posh-esque

Submitted by lorelei on July 16, 2008 - 2:58pm.

oh wow. she's fierce!

Submitted by Anonymous101 on July 16, 2008 - 2:53pm.

Taylor is one lucky pepaw!!

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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!

Submitted by Dr. Dick on July 16, 2008 - 2:36pm.

Damn is right!! Jeez home girl you're rockin that bikini. Pushing plate of lasagna away and leaving the table in shame.

Submitted by DangItGirl on July 16, 2008 - 1:59pm.

I used to think I was Milfy.... No longer. Damn it! Helen Mirren's hotter than me and twice my age. Shit. Scheduling tummy tuck now.

Soccer MYLF
~Y stands for You~

Submitted by Leatherette on July 16, 2008 - 1:24pm.

jeeezus, know it's been said twentyhundred times already, but FUCK SHE'S SMOKING HOT

Submitted by thlayly5 on July 16, 2008 - 1:10pm.

Holy crap she is gorgeous. And lucky for her, she has a face to match her kick ass body.

I love her curves- she doesn't look sickly skinny (you can't be wicked skiny when you're older anyhow- it makes you age soo much faster), but she has curves in all the right places.

Color me jealous. Plus she's a fabulous actress, and doesn't look all plastic surgeried/ botoxed to death (if she's had anything done at all, I can't tell).

Compare that to poor Brigitte Nielson..... lol

"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-

Submitted by mirror-mirror-o... on July 16, 2008 - 12:42pm.

She looks fantastic !!!!

She has class....

Submitted by Big L on July 16, 2008 - 12:37pm.

My hubby was an extra in one of her movies due out next year (Love Ranch). He said she seemed very nice and was polite to the cast/crew. He didn't say she had a rockin' bod....maybe THAT's why he was on set 16 hours.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 11:59am.

Submitted by lizzieb on July 16, 2008 - 8:55am.

hahahaha. Those sneaky French: still trying to get England back.

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Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you

Submitted by lizzieb on July 16, 2008 - 11:55am.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Prove it? I am far too modest. The Sun is not real, it's made by the French to discredit us.

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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.

Submitted by Sheeps on July 16, 2008 - 11:52am.

Submitted by lizzieb on July 16, 2008 - 8:42am.
It's not well known but all us English women look like that undressed.

Prove it! *checking The Sun*

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Don't believe me if I tell you
Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
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Submitted by Penny Dreadful on July 16, 2008 - 11:52am.

She is just thrilling. 63! I love it AND her!

Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on July 16, 2008 - 11:51am.

WOW. She looks AMAZING. I will have to think of this picture every time I want to skip a work out. I only wish I had boobs like those, unfortunately I would have to buy them ;(

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

Submitted by Verbatim on July 16, 2008 - 11:50am.

I much rather see her in a bikini than Mischa "cottage cheese" Barton and Parasite "no ass" HOlton or droopy Slutty Miller. Go Helen.

Perfection in the flesh!

Submitted by lizzieb on July 16, 2008 - 11:42am.

It's not well known but all us English women look like that undressed. I love Helen, she is just lovely.

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Submitted by mentalcomplex on July 16, 2008 - 11:40am.

I'm honestly gonna masterbate to this picture

Submitted by Kimmy Gibbler on July 16, 2008 - 11:38am.

Holy crap, she looks AMAZING!!!! The sad part is she looks so much better than women a third of her age subjecting themselves to all this un-needed plastic surgery. Helen rocks!

Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 11:37am.

That's a hot memaw.

I go to a naturalist camp and these women are running all over the place. That's why I go - they remind me: DAYUM! I better keep on keeping on if I wanna look like THAT when I'm 70!

They tend to lead consistently ultra-healthy (by that I mean balanced - day to day healthiness with indiscretions on occasion - not full-on denial) lives.

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:34am.

Ok, this may sound wrong, but if I were into chicks, I would totally do that memaw. I might insist that she douche first so the smell of mothballs isn't present, but I still would.

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Submitted by City Barbie on July 16, 2008 - 11:33am.

Daaaayum!!! I feel so unworthy.

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 16, 2008 - 11:33am.

It's the kind of photo shoot that you feel guilty from being turned on by.

And by you I mean me, of course.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on July 16, 2008 - 11:26am.

Helen Mirren is the hotness. But we already knew that.

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Submitted by moonmaid on July 16, 2008 - 11:25am.

I'm in my 40s and don't wear a bikini anymore, and I work out a lot!

She has always had a fantastic body, just doesn't flash it around. She had a much younger boyfriend at one point - Liam Neeson I think, many years back.