Insert Obvious Joke Here
Actually, I take that back. The joke isn't obvious. She's posing with a dog, not a fucking potato.
Here's our little Tater Head at The Power of Paws event in NYC last night. The pooch with Rumer is a true professional and gentleman. He's allowing Rumer to touch and pose with him, but he dare not look her straight in the chin. That would make him lose his composure. I'm assuming poochie is a he, because all dogs who look like that are dudes. Dudes or gayelles.
Someone should have barked at poochie to help Rumer lift up those saggy cutlets! It's driving me crazy. I hate to see a couple of sad titties.
Nicky Hilton, Caridee English and some other ho also showed up to last night's event. Now, Nicky posing with a dog is an obvious joke.
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Stop taking her picture, it only makes her think she matters.
Submitted by xultar on July 16, 2008 - 7:02am.
Rumer looks pretty fucking hot in those shots
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PLEASE tell me that is sarcasm.....
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Submitted by denise on July 16, 2008 - 10:00am.
The illustrious Michael K.
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Submitted by Donovan on July 16, 2008 - 9:53am
Besides being a famewhore with no discernable talent and a huge melon head, that only gets pap attention because of who her parents are? Need I go on?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Rumer looks pretty fucking hot in those shots.
I just LOVE this site. I am not even sure who is writing this stuff, but whoever you are - You are a GENIUS. You have me cracking up out loud every day. Thank you so much!!!!!
Rumer has the most beautiful, flawless skin.
I didn't know her "beautiful" chin is a product of plastic surgery. I'd sue the surgeon. Here's the link. http://education.makemeheal.com/index.php/Willis%2C_Rumer
She wasn't hot before but her "old" chin was better.
My partner and I were just talking about this last night. We were talking about picked on people and I told him about Rumer and how bad it is on the internet. When all the poor girl did was be born. Any person I see insult her, I hope karma catches up with them, I really do.
Now in America we insult people just for not being typical bottle blond. Maybe you'd be satisfied if she got plastic surgery and got the same look as all the other bimbos out there.
I don't get what else she has done to earn the cruelty?
I get it for Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, other media whores, but what has this one done? Did I miss something?
#1: Does she have blue eyes? Didn't think so. Rumer, the blue contacts won't save your face.
#2: She REALLY thinks she's hot. NOT
#3: Good lord that dress is hedious
#4: Nicky's chicken bones still won't save you Rumz
#5: Nicky's fug
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Fuck it!
I cannot tell you how much I HATE looking at this girl's ugly fucking mug.
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Quit detracting from the dog's beauty, Rumer.
Submitted by Snoogle on July 16, 2008 - 8:20am.
......... and another thing, should someone that young tits be THAT saggy? By this time next yr she will be tucking those sag bags into the top of her
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that was my first thought! Maybe someone kind should send her a couple of free bras as a hint...saggy tits need some support.
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Her breast are nice and they don't sag! I think it is the cut of that dress which is distracting. The dress is not flattering in the least bit!
In that lineup of hags on the bottom.... Rumer is the best looking one. And that's not saying much.
Nicky Hilton always looks 'special.' And the dark haired girl has crossed eyes. Who the fuck is the amazon on the end?
This girl needs to STOP trying to be sexy. It's not working!!!!!
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...um, ah, on a positive note, it's for animal rescue. points for that.
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and btw, someone should alert the authorities...clearly this is dog abuse (4 legged)...you can see on the dog's face that it's over this whole situation...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
They need to waste a little money on teaching her some posture.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 16, 2008 - 9:17am.
But was Jo-Jo the dog-faced boy there?
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Word. I always love a Pee-Wee reference with my morning tea.
WTF is with all the truly horrible yellow shoes being worn by the celebutards?
Hideous, just like her face.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by oklahoma on July 16, 2008 - 9:26am.
I just really like Nicky Hilton. just have always thought she was pretty.. loved her unique looking eyes.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
that dog looks offended by her smell.
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Shortly after this picture was taken, Denaldo the the dog ran into traffic in a blind attempt to rid himself of the potato bugs that had infested his once luxurious fur.
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I just really like Nicky Hilton. just have always thought she was pretty.. loved her unique looking eyes..
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Thumbnail #5 is the what it looks like when Dlisters slap the shit outta her.
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Ew she's doing that hair face flip thing like Kimberly did Constantly while drunk on the Real World Hollywood.. Remember her short blonde hair and that god awful accent.. I hate her! Kim that is. Rumer/or should be on the Real world..
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MK, did you notice the Cheryl Burke hair?
love the dress but it does not look good on her. uh why dosen't she just give up already?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Dear Gawd! That pic of the 4 "women" -- MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!
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Submitted by Snoogle on July 16, 2008 - 9:20am
You can't blame them, they're trying to escape, they can't stand this bitch either!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Put the girls away, dear. They don't detract from your potato face and make you look tawdry.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
What is up with the ugly yellow shoes? Or are those isotoner slippers? I like Nicki's shoes, though.
In the 5th thumbnail why is she posing like that?
Memo to Tater Head: You are not doing a high fashion shoot. You are at a charity event for PAWS which luckily Demi and Bruce adopted you from.
......... and another thing, should someone that young tits be THAT saggy? By this time next yr she will be tucking those sag bags into the top of her waistband.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I just farted.
Everything about her points down.
Good cause though...
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oh gawd...her head is disturbing up close and far away...and wow, the second thumbnail shows that head and some massive looking shoulders...
for the love of christ, can demi and bruce get this girl a consult to the best plastic surgeon money can buy...for all our sakes...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
She removed the pork chop from around her neck just before they took this picture. She tied it back on after it was done, so the dog would follow her.
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I like how in the 5th picture she's trying to lessen her fug.
It won't work bitch.
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I must be part potato myself because I think her body is Yukon Gold. I would totally kibble her bits.
rumor looks good here.
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But was Jo-Jo the dog-faced boy there?
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Say something nice:
ummm.. errr...mmm... Fuck it! Bitch looks beat,and I aint talking 'bout the 4 leggers.
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You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because I
just farted.
That dress doesn't even compliment her instead it makes her look weird.
This event needs to be renamed: "Dogs with Dogs"
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Poor puppy, he's asking someone behind him how much longer he has to pose with this freak of nature.