Insert Obvious Joke Here
Actually, I take that back. The joke isn't obvious. She's posing with a dog, not a fucking potato.
Here's our little Tater Head at The Power of Paws event in NYC last night. The pooch with Rumer is a true professional and gentleman. He's allowing Rumer to touch and pose with him, but he dare not look her straight in the chin. That would make him lose his composure. I'm assuming poochie is a he, because all dogs who look like that are dudes. Dudes or gayelles.
Someone should have barked at poochie to help Rumer lift up those saggy cutlets! It's driving me crazy. I hate to see a couple of sad titties.
Nicky Hilton, Caridee English and some other ho also showed up to last night's event. Now, Nicky posing with a dog is an obvious joke.
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she is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on -""""""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a dating?
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I try not to make jokes about outer appearances, because I know it's sensitive for some people, especially if it's something that's beyond their control. Not to be a Meltdown Mindy or anything.
And please, I'm 20 and tits sag. I'm a 38 DD cup, and it's really not attractive, and while it bothers me and I have considered getting a boob job when I have the money, I don't think anyone really needs to try to explain why their bodies are a little bit different/ not as appealing.
[So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?]
she is so sweet.. but i just found her secret that she have joined the online club Bigdaddymatch co m, by which she are seeking man to be your soulmate!
no nicky's eyes are naturally blue! go look at her baby pics.. paris wears contacts but nicky's eyes are really blue! but i think they both are beautiful!
i think nicky looks pretty here! with that cool adorable dog! :)
That's Caridee English! I had to Google images because I thought: Naw, that can't be right. Bitch ain't cute at ALL! Damn TV done fooled me again!
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I am so proud of Rumer! She just improves with age. She tries so hard...I just can't be mean to her. Her hair is adorable. Good on ya, kid!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
RW is not just an ugly celeb child, she is an ugly child period. I dont care who here parents are.
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While the Tater Head and Leno nicknames are fitting, I don't think they quiet cover all the charms of this stunning beauty. How can we neglect the weird curled-lip smile thing (if the Trolls say Prune when they smile, what could Rummer be saying??). Then of course there are the beady eyes, the too-many-to-be-beauty-marks moles and the thing that gets me the most: the Voldemort, no nostril nose.
What's all the fuss, she is really cute. I want her. Ditch the lady with the big head and lets go to the dog park
I really don't get why people feel the need to put clothes on their pets. Dog owners are the biggest offenders.
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Potato Wave!
I don't think she looks THAT bad here. The sweeping bangs help cover her tater head. At least she has a hair style that suits her.
Does Nicky Hilton wear colored contacts too? Inquiring minds...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
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I think Rumer looks amazing. She could ditch the blue collar for something a little flashier, but other than that, her coat is healthy, and she is keeping herself nice and clean.
And about her boobs. I know plenty of girls who have NEVER had perky boobies. Just the way the cookie crumbles. They make up for it in some other physical attribute lol.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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She's actually growing on me. And yes she does look like a spud, but at least an attractive one. I for one didn't think Demi was cute until her later years so I'm thinking Rumor will grow into someone's image of beauty later on too.
Give the chick a break
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
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How old is she and her boobs are that saggy??? Gross.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 10:22am.
Submitted by moriah on July 16, 2008 - 10:15am.
Here's a thought, perhaps she should fix her delusions of entitlement to fame because of her parents, and stay away from the fucking cameras.
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DAMN, could've saved myself some carpal tunnel by scrolling down more -- well said
Submitted by Donovan on July 16, 2008 - 11:36am.
memo back to Stockbroker...I'd like to see your ugly mug face.
Some celebrities are worth shit-talking. Some aren't. If all they did was be born to celebrity parents and they do good, why be cruel? What has she done to bring that on?
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well, for starters: she's made Paris Hilton's famewhoring look dignified. THIS chin gollum will show up for the opening of an envelope -- yeah, she's REAL charitable, and she makes Hilton's wonk eye bearable with her giant chin, her lack of anything to say, and shameless coattail-riding. She's EVERYWHERE in our collective grills because she's that desperate for attention and that much of a self-absorbed twat -- and this is coming from someone who's all for self-absorption so long as you don't disguise it as charity or generosity.
And YES I'm THAT bored today that I'm answering other's flame posts.
that hair is the closest she can come to chin camouflage -- that said, bitch should NEVER swing it, all that hairdresser's efforts go to waste
WOW, someone finally got her hair right.
she/he will have implants within a year.
She looks like the early man exhibit at the museum. I bet when you press the lecture button near the display glass her mannequin makes a series of grunts and spear-throwing/squatting-over-primitive-fire gestures.
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HaHa!!
But Rumer's pooch has an educated tongue.
I think all Demi's girls are pretty much fug. That is sad, especially since beauty is placed so high on the rictor scale.
I won't make fun of her tater head b/c she can't really help that (although her hair cut doesn't help), but I will say she needs to cover up the stretch marks on her right teet.
Ahhahhh Donovan ~ how's summer school going? Or, are you at day camp?
On Topic: If Tater Head Willis hooked up with Ronald McDonald, wonder what that unholy spawn from that union would look like?
Hashbrowns? Twice Baked potato?
She is what is known as "unfortunate looking".
Her only claim to fame is riding the coat tails of parents who are themselves past their prime.
She's a flunkie who is trying way too hard to be famous when she clearly has nothing to offer to Hollywood except name recognition.
Give it up already and become the Motel 6 Desk Clerk you were meant to be.
what's with ilke all these young girls (very early twenties) with the saggy boobs?? is that whats "in" in hollyweird now? girlfriends- when you'r still in that age bracket you'r tits should make men (and women) stand up and salute! just saying! bring back perky tits!
The simple fact is she has done nothing bar be born to famous parents and is milking it for all she is worth. That alone deserves scorn.If she stayed away from the cameras we would not even know she looks like Desparate Dan in a fright wig and her tits are about 30 years older than her, let alone comment on these undeniable facts. Look into bras dear, maybe a burka.
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Leave the thinking to horses, they've got bigger heads.
I am actually going to say something nice about Rumer.
She was quoted as saying "if a girl sees me, and say wow- she's not conventionally beautiful, but she feels good about herself, and if she can, so can I"
I thought that sent a positive message to girls that weren't blessed with beauty.....it's also the first time I haven't heard her say something obnoxious.
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memo back to Stockbroker...I'd like to see your ugly mug face.
Some celebrities are worth shit-talking. Some aren't. If all they did was be born to celebrity parents and they do good, why be cruel? What has she done to bring that on?
Just waiting until the girl feels so bad about herself that she commits suicide? Turns to alcohol or drugs to numb it? Will that be mission accomplished then for you?
I think it's just all pretty messed up.
Like I havent seen Pete wence in a dress taking Asslee for a poop on the lawn before! GAW!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
That penultimate mugshot, sorry thumbnail should henceforth be known as The Gallery of Fug.
Caridee should never EVER have won ANTM. Mind you, that season was so shit, none of them should've won.
"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."
It must suck having Demi Moores face on Bruce Willises head.
WTF happened to Caridee? She used to be cute.
And any time i see a Hilton with a dog, i immediately think of the South Park episode where Tinkerbell kills herself.
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Impertinent: Well we know now why they didn't
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I honestly don't think Rumer is *that* bad. She can look alright in certain pictures.
Nicky Hilton always looks slow to me. If she weren't rich, she'd look like your average gawky trailer trash ho.
Can you imagine the whoring out of baby pix of this fug monster if that had been done when Demi and Bruce had her??
*barf*
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Potato head?Yes.100%.But in the first pic she doesn't look too bad:)
I like to be positive sometimes:)
Memo to Donovan ~
you have DListed with another site. We snark and hate ALL celebs equally.
Go visit Just Jared....they worship celebs over there.
On Topic: All of the sudden, I have a craving for a Hot Baked Potato with cheese, sour cream and chives.
Tater Head Willis has GOT to invest in a Welders Mask and wear it 24/7.
Who the hell shows up at a dog show in a black formal back-less with their tits hanging? What I wouldn't have given if one of those dogs started trying to nurse during the photo-op.
The joke IS obvious. Isn't there one about being so ugly they had to tie a steak around her neck to make the dog play with her? Well look at the way she's holding that leash. And look at that dog's face. They stole his steak.
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Submitted by moriah on July 16, 2008 - 10:15am.
Here's a thought, perhaps she should fix her delusions of entitlement to fame because of her parents, and stay away from the fucking cameras.
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If ugliness was measured in bricks, Rumer would be the Great Wall of China.
(not my joke, but couldn't resist sharing).
They both have bloodhound jowls. She's got prematurely saggy boobage.
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Not a word of this is true
Don't believe me if I tell you
Especially if I tell you that I'm in love with you
I never really cared before, but I feel bad for the girl. She's not infamous for being a bitch or whatever like a lot of other Hollywood twats are.. she's just ridiculed for having potato head. It's really mean.. I hope she never reads these things.
Can't she fix that chin of hers?
Its annoying me.
She does have beautiful skin tho
That's it. I guess nature wasn't all that wicked with her...chin zits suck and she better thank the Gods her huge chin isn't covered in them
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Fuck it!