Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Not This Troll Too!
The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.
The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the "Lollipop Guild." I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton's "Stars are Blind" sounds like Bob Marley, it's time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hayden's vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can't listen it, but consider that a sign.
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Good luck Christine the Hoff!
You can put Shia down for a reference too! Kidding!
Good luck girl! :)
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Dick happens! - MK
Kizzy
your cat is tuning into the best songs eveah!
you don't need this shit!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
This totally sounds like some Disney teen movie soundtrack. Ryan Seadonkey is to blame for all of this I tell you!
thankz tonic and slutt!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:23pm
Good luck, and I refuse to click this also. Which is weird, I can't keep from clicking on the links to see the most offensive and fucked up shit ever, but I have no compulsion to click to listen.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
CTH, you can use the DL site for all your references.
Thanks to slutt and mr. prez.
I hate leaving my messicans, they made the best tacos in town!
but I can still work with them on the weekends, if business ever picks up again.
dammit Bush! you suck!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
CTH,
GO GET 'EM KID!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Yes, Christine, you can use Slutty as a reference too.
She has the strongest voice, so far, of the new-age Brat Pack. But Bitch, please with the stupid way she ends her words.
PS. I just saw Mimi's new vid and I MUST hand it to her - no annoying melisma! Her voice is powerful and lovely. I realized, too, why she does all that bikini posing shit. She can't dance. The world she lives in is such that creativity is frowned upon - God help her if she can choose to do something in a video besides posing or dancing.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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*throws tennis cans at CTH for luck*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Why thank you Mike!
yes, it was a shock, to go from making tons of money to zip..
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Good luck Christine, but I can't believe that you would leave your Messican friends for another job.
Good luck CTH. You can put the President down as a reference.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Good luck, christine!
I guess I'm holding onto my little tiny shred of dignity, because I refuse to click.
off topic
you bitches wish me luck
the car care industry is in the toilet due to the economy and gas prices, so I have two job interviews tomorrow.
bitches.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 8:20pm
ROFL Looks like Mayor McCheese might have his ass in a sling. Love how Brangie cares so much, they hired 3 extra bodyguards.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Justina on July 15, 2008 - 8:19pm.
Why is she ALWAYS chewing gum?
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To get the jizz out of her teeth?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
God I'm bored. I was really hoping MK would do a post on the troops getting ready to riot over the Holy Family in France.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Why is she ALWAYS chewing gum?
That was worse that Paris Hilton. I never thought I would ever be typing those words.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I made it to :31. GOOD LORD not every teen twat troll needs to sing!
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 15, 2008 - 8:07pm.
8 seconds. That all I could take.
It gets a whole lot better at :45. That's when Machine comes out, and they start dancing.
Wow, when she said "you don't buy me flowers", it sounded just like Babs singing "you don't bring me flowers". Just like Babs I say.
The baby seals are probably going to be asking for the club instead of having to listen to this shit.
She's sexy though. I'd hit it.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
8 seconds. That all I could take.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 15, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by Pernicious on July 16, 2008 - 7:51am.
How much is a hitman these days?
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I'm not sure, but I'm willing to contribute.
*hands over 20 bucks*
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Too bad she isn't in England, I know a few crackheads in Camden who'll do it for a big mac or a hit - I can never recall which... Either way, I'll match your 20 unless someone wants to lure her my way
That was atrocious. I'm NOT ashamed to say that Paris Hilton's song was a hell-of-a-lot better than that sleep inducing shit.
Ugh, Panatroll annoys me.
16 seconds of my life gone forever!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
In that photo she looks like she just realized she's too short to ride Flashback.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Submitted by Pernicious on July 16, 2008 - 7:51am.
How much is a hitman these days?
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I'm not sure, but I'm willing to contribute.
*hands over 20 bucks*
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I'll PayPal you $50.
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Dick happens! - MK
oh fuck no.
thanks, but fuck no.
love
the hoff.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Fuck, this mess will be in the top 10 from payoff's won't it? Time to load up on illegal downloads to avoid the radio.
*barfs*
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Dick happens! - MK
I think I'm in love.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by loric on July 15, 2008 - 6:48pm.
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Many a Dlisters have asked themselves that same question.
First off, this is a semi-rip off of Wonky which is ah-mazing that anyone would do that. Second of all, how do all these blonde bimbos manage to sound exactly the same? Do they have a setting on the computer that they just switch on? Lastly, I'm really sick of all this mediocre actress/singer crap.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty
Her and Heidi should hook up for a duet Album called "You Don't Need No Birth Control If You've Got Me, Baby."
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Pernicious on July 16, 2008 - 7:51am.
How much is a hitman these days?
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I'm not sure, but I'm willing to contribute.
*hands over 20 bucks*
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Wow. I thought it was Alien Princess RiRi.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Considering that the song is called "Wake-Up Call," it's ironically sleep-inducing.
After hearing the song, dolphins have been stranding themselves with bleeding blowholes.
I wanted to listen to the entire song, but my eardrums said they would go on strike.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
if i ever have to hear anything like this again.. i'm gonna strap dynamite to kittens... your choice, Hayden
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
That shit sounds like bad, drunken karaoke! Somebody give her a "wake up call" up side the head with a frying pan...cast iron!
How much is a hitman these days?
Umm... this why I don't listen to the radio anymore.
Dear Hayden:
Read my sig.
Rinse and repeat.
Thanks,
ISMU
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
When am I going to learn NOT to click to listen?!? I didn't think it could get any worse than Wonky, but this troll managed to do it.
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The only gossip I'm interested in is in the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra burst, 11 injured.' That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp
God be with you, dumbass.
Can't believe I'm about to say this, but 'Stars are Blind' by PH was better than this monstrosity.
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Simplicity provides a fine line between eloquence and plainness. -LL Cool J
She sort of gives off this vibe that she'll look pear-shaped and mother-ish at 26 or 27 and develop a smoker voice. And she'll name her kids Bryce and Kaylah-Marie.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Bob Marley is spinning in his grave. My god.... no!