Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Not This Troll Too!
The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.
The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the "Lollipop Guild." I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton's "Stars are Blind" sounds like Bob Marley, it's time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hayden's vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can't listen it, but consider that a sign.
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CALLING ALL TOILET BAT BRIGADES! SOUND THE ALARM! GATHER AND SCATTER!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Dear Christine the Hoff,
It is with great pleasure that I bestow upon you the luck of the PooFart Gods. It is, after all, nipple-licking fart day at DListed. As such, I have requested a serious PooFart blessing for you in hopes that you do not let one rip in your interview or make doody in your pants from a nervous gastrointestinal reaction.
Yours truly,
Carrot Times.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Maybe we should send out the toilet bat signal?
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
I could be a loonie if you want. Just ask MK for an Aubrey O'Day post and I'm your loon. Fun times.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 9:46pm.
I READ TOILET BATS!
What am I missing? Aaaaahhhhhh! My toilet bat radar is alarming! Sounding! Whatever!
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LOL!
I can hear them from here!
False alarm, hunny:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
I READ TOILET BATS!
What am I missing? Aaaaahhhhhh! My toilet bat radar is alarming! Sounding! Whatever!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Christine--If you don't get offers from BOTH places, well,..well, then they are just tools! Douche bags and tools!
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
I called, they've got dispatch searching every toilet bat cave and insane asylum from here to Chattanooga. They've been ordered to be on the lookout for anyone doing suspicious boot-move activity. That's your black ass taxes at work, people. *prays for comingback's safe return*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
*Sigh* tonicbitch , maybe we ought to call the County. They might be able to locate him/her.
Or we'll leave a can of green beans out.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 9:24pm.
You're one of the coolest people here, how could we not support you? I really hope one of them makes you an offer.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
GOD
That's all I can really express
Me too, Green is Good. Me too. *quietly sobs sofa battery tears*
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 7:35pm.
I need to go eat my green beans and do my boot moves so I get one of these jobs tomorrow.
"paying my black ass tax, checking the sofa batteries and feeding the toilet bats too."
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Damn, I miss that slut Comingback!
"you can't stop her boot clap without a butt slap!"
My toilet bats are happily ensconced in their toilet cave. I get lonely in the bathroom, y'know?
thanks all you not bitches!
+blushing and and kissing everyone."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Oh...and Good Luck CTH!!!
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Fuck it!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:23pm.
you bitches wish me luck so I have two job interviews tomorrow.
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*bashfully handing you a small bouquet of daisies* Good luck, we'll be thinking of you! *sock monkey hugs & smooches*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Are you kidding me?
This is worse than that pile of dog shit I saw glistening on the grass outside
I'm with MK-PANATROL!! STFU!!!
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Fuck it!
Good luck Christine!
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Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man? ~Up In Smoke
I feel like such a creep, I spaced out so much during the song that I didn't even realize i was staring at her picture like the big lezbo that I can be sometimes. I think i have to apologize to her if I ever meet her.
Yea, I made it through about 5 seconds of that mess before my ears starting to collapse on themselves. BRUTAL!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
is that jizz on her tongue? nice money shot!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I made it to :38 - I really miss the days before pro-tools, when singers actually had to know how to sing. What a freakin' concept that was.
OT: Good luck CTH!
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"3 boys named Maddox, Pax and Knox. Those three should start a boy band and call themselves Triple X."
Urghhh. *Barfed in mouth* HP- You already have the easiest job on the planet; please don't think just because you have the forum, you are entitled to make a cd.
Submitted by princesssarah711 on July 15, 2008 - 9:05pm
Your dog is awesome!! ROFL A pooch with discerning musical taste...too cool!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
God that was bad!!!!!!!
~~To achieve true happiness, find a cause bigger than yourself.....~~
~~Nothing screams "Haute Couture" like prison tattoos~~
My dog actually barked at this. And he has good taste in music. One time in a moment of delusion I bought a Fergie cd and he ate it. Good dog.
angel
I feel your pain, everyone's a dude!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:56pm.
hahahaah
with a bit of luck, I'll remember not to say fuck during the interview.
or call anyone dude. which I'm pre-disposed to doing.
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I call everyone "dude" too. Now my daughter calls me "mister".
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
*stomping over to main pic* *round house kick to the troll's chin to shut her mouth!* Bitch can't sing! *stomping off* Grrrrr....
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
They must have like a blowjob punch card they hand out to every aspiring actress. Once you fill it up, you get a free record contract.
hahahaah
with a bit of luck, I'll remember not to say fuck during the interview.
or call anyone dude. which I'm pre-disposed to doing.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Wow. Didn't even make it past the 26-second mark.
I had my fill at "you never buy me floowwwwersss"...
STFU, Hayden.
And Clarketron = please tell me your avie features Parasite getting her nasty extensions put in???
Bwwaahhhaahaa!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:41pm.
The gov'mint help the regular people here? You got your stimulus package/dinner at Golden Corral?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:41pm.
Submitted by madam s. on July 15, 2008 - 7:38pm.
hahahahhha!
my friend just called me and reminded me to not call them fucking dudes and the interview...
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LOL! (that's right, Leatherette, I'm laughing AGAIN! ;p)
Good luck!
You better NOT watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTyzTJTNhNk&feature=related
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
"Submitted by madam s. on July 15, 2008 - 6:38pm."
But, Mom Jeans is perfectly acceptable.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
CTH,
Good luck girl! And I will be tuned to A&E, looking for a cracked out Doherty....I keed...I hope you get it, a dlister on reality t.v. is like a wet dream.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Mr. President on July 15, 2008 - 8:37pm.
WORD. But as long as the tweens keep blowing their allowances on this shit, they'll keep doing it. I think they know these girls aren't really singers, they just think they can make a mint from just fans of the show devotion, a one-time shot.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Evilshoe
night!
xoxoxxo
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by madam s. on July 15, 2008 - 7:38pm.
hahahahhha!
my friend just called me and reminded me to not call them fucking dudes and the interview...
ha!
thanks
thanks to Kizzy also. you would think that instead of sending another billion to Iraq we could help people here, but wait.... that would make sense!
can't have that!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:37pm.
That is awesome CTH!!! Good things happen to good people and I've always thought you were just that from the first time I saw you here. Your son sounds adorable. :)
Night everyone! :)
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Dick happens! - MK
christine the hoff,
Good luck girl! You'll do great tomorrow so long as you remember not to use your Dlisted language. (Some words to avoid... slut, HWORE, asslips, dickmatized, doody bubble, skanktastic, tittays, the list goes on and on...).
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:35pm
Don't forget to check your sock slots.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
what a bunch of overly filtered, overly processed CRAP! Britney has been getting away with it for years, but at least she could dance and "entertain."
Now we have all these z-list skanks (parasite, hiedi montag, brook hogan) and "actors" pretending like they can sing. and all the little sisters who they give a record contract to: alley lohan, ashlee simpson.... MAKE IT STOP!!!
This is why the record industry is going down the tubes. The executives who keep giving the green light to shit like this DESERVE to go out of business.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I fell asleep halfway through it. And why did visions of pineapples go through my head?
Thanks evilshoe!
I also learned that my sister has nominated me for flip this house, as we're low income and my son's autistic.
that would be fucking sweet, now wouldn't it?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by EvilShoe on July 15, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 8:29pm.
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It sooo is!! I swear I can't stop myself, even though I know I'm going to regret it. Glad I missed the tub one, car fucker and duck dick were bad enough. Giraffe peen not so bad.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I need to go eat my green beans and do my boot moves so I get one of these jobs tomorrow.
"paying my black ass tax, checking the sofa batteries and feeding the toilet bats too."
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Kizzy
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ROFL--No teenyboppers on the turntables!!
OnT: Somewhere, Flipper is crying and swimming toward Japan.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Its so hard not to click the links MK posts but you just have to! lol The only one I didn't click was the bathroom tub one, I can't remember what that was about but it warped the whole Dlisted community.
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Dick happens! - MK