Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Not This Troll Too!
The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.
The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the "Lollipop Guild." I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton's "Stars are Blind" sounds like Bob Marley, it's time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hayden's vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can't listen it, but consider that a sign.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 15, 2008 - 10:45pm.
She should release a gangster rap album.
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Ooo...a whole album is hard! Wouldn't it be great to make a compilation gangsta rap album with Hayden and Heidi and Coco and Phoebe and Shauna and Kendra!? O yeah - And Aubrey.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 10:41pm.
It was on the birth announcement thread, Nalah, or something was the chick's name. She is a fucking loon extrordinaire.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
This twat has no clue whatsoever.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
But can they do THIS at JJ:
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Submitted by BEAT on July 15, 2008 - 10:32pm.
MY FUCKING EARS!!!!!
I quit this bitch! *throws fox fur over shoulder and leaves in a huff*
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No. They cannot.
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Well fuck. They * out whore.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 10:45pm.
One of you is over there trolling now. I fucking ♥ you guys. I feel inspired to post. Let's see how long it stays up. lol.
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Hahaha guess who? I reposted my trolling shit. This is so much fun. Reading back in that thread someone actually called a hater a nincompoop.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 10:40pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:39pm.
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Just the vagina, drool optional
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She should release a gangster rap album.
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Playing the Violin is a sport
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One of you is over there trolling now. I fucking ♥ you guys. I feel inspired to post. Let's see how long it stays up. lol.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I've come to the conclusion that the person who monitors the JJ comments has absolutely no life whatsoever. My comment was deleted within 3 minutes. Literally.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:34pm
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ROFLMMFAO That is soooo much better than what they came up with!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I was booted off JJ and I only posted once! KA-CHING!
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Holy jizz er, shizz kizz! I totally missed that one. LOL. I bet the real scene involved Brad begging for his balls back as he's clamboring to get out of the chokehold that is Angie's gaping vagina.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:39pm.
Cooze. You just don't hear that often enough anymore.
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Is that 'foulmouth' for a drooling vagina? 'Cause it sure sounds like it.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 10:32pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:26pm.
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Cooze. You just don't hear that often enough anymore.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:34pm.
For reals. I fucking gagged when I saw there were bitches on there talking about getting teary eyed over how they imagined the scene between Angie & Brad at the birth.
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Oh, you mean the scene where Angie yells at the doctors that they better take all that loose skin off the second they yank the succubus' from her sacred uterus or she's going to sue them for every cent they're worth?
*Tear* how could you NOT cry. It's touching. It really is.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by BEAT on July 15, 2008 - 10:32pm.
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DOROTHY! Why the fuck aren't you on TV Tropolis anymore???
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 10:27pm.
For reals. I fucking gagged when I saw there were bitches on there talking about getting teary eyed over how they imagined the scene between Angie & Brad at the birth.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
MY FUCKING EARS!!!!!
I quit this bitch! *throws fox fur over shoulder and leaves in a huff*
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:26pm.
They are just jellis h8ers. They say foulmouthed like it's a bad thing...
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*Ahem*
Cunt balls asshole twat clitoris fuck cum piss ejaculate shit boner masturbate blowjob poo anal intercourse dirty Sanchez.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 10:27pm.
LCT I saw that one, that one made me really laugh. Seriously those people have major gaps in their heads filled with loose screws. It's fun to watch.
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I went over there and posted a nice little slammer bammer on the Brad being a happy dad post. Let's hope some of them are still on that thread to read it. Maybe their heads will explode. Two down, 405,364 to go.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 10:17pm.
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My my, I am SO humbled. I thought I was so suave and clever but really I have gaping [a] hole[s] who will take anything short of sharp rocks as a filler! Harsh, dude.
Umm...wanna talk verbal diarrhea? They are over there writing FICTIONAL STORIES about the lives of Brangelina. They are. *eyeroll*
PS. Nice siggie:) Air D-Listed, anyone? First stop, some island in Greece or whateverthefuck?
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LCT I saw that one, that one made me really laugh. Seriously those people have major gaps in their heads filled with loose screws. It's fun to watch.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 10:17pm.
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They are just jellis h8ers. They say foulmouthed like it's a bad thing...
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hahaha, another cute JJ quote:
"Be sure to update us when they get ready to take a piss, Jared."
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Can she please go hide under a bridge where she belongs???
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 10:17pm.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'd much rather be a foul mouthed unlayed whore that a batshit crazy obsessed wanker, personally.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Sorry doublepost.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Fish and snakes and frogs. Yikes!!! And I thought my head was polluted.
I can't hate on Hayden, though. She is too damn cute.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Totally off topic: Thanks to PSL I've been inspired to look for some new siggy material and found some beautifully written poetry over at JJ. Yea I'm totally starting shit. Yea, I totally don't care.
from - some idiot over on one of the messiah threads.
"Please stop talking as if D-listed is some classy blog that is a haunt for the polished and the suave of society. That freaking blog is so full of real horny, foulmouthed chicks and wannabe boytoys who think their posts are so clever. They all have diarrhea of the mouth and have gaping holes who will take anything short of sharp rocks as a filler. They are all that hungry for a lay…starving and not caring who knows it actually."
I for one am proud to be a slutty, foulmouthed chick! Dlisted for the WIN!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
No. No, thank you. I have too much respect for my ears.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Mr. President on July 15, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Hentai, that's some seriously weird shit. There was a report on it a few years ago, I forget which channel. They featured one film where a schoolgirl gets gang raped by wolves. It's amazing what the human mind can come up with.
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Hentai has normal stuff too...it's just all animated. The girls bodies are always exactly what these hos, with their plastic surgery, are trying to achieve....She reminds me of one of those girlies - where the appeal is their youth and their willingness. I would love to visit Japan some day:) They got some kinda special fucked up going on over there.
What's worse, sometimes, is the real live stuff with like fish and snakes and frogs and stuff *wincing as I type*!
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You don't buy me drinks?!? WTF?!? Shirley Temples??????????
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:01pm
ROFL Most definitely. And she comes with sperm-catching gum--BONUS!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I like how Seacrest says "World premiere" like it was some sort of big deal. I wouldn't be too surprised if it turns out to be the World finale as well.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
That is the face of someone who just heard their own demo..."I sound like that??? OMG!"
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Hentai, that's some seriously weird shit. There was a report on it a few years ago, I forget which channel. They featured one film where a schoolgirl gets gang raped by wolves. It's amazing what the human mind can come up with.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
When I read the headline, I thought, not another pregnant one. But then I saw it was just another song that I can ignore.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Somebody rammed in the wrong hole with no lube?
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And, at the same time, gleefully (or surprisingly - it's a toss-up) accepting a Beefsteak Milkshake - yes:)
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Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 9:56pm.
I would like to know WTF she is supposed to be doing in that picture.
...it's called the money shot lol. the favorite porn ending
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I'd rather listen to 1 hour of whale sounds.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 9:56pm.
Somebody rammed in the wrong hole with no lube?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
When I see a blonde blue eyed midget, I automatically think, hey! That girl should make a reggae inspired subpar pop record! But that's only when I accidentally drink nail polish remover and inhale the smoke from burning rubber... what? Don't judge me, you people see toilet bats.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 15, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Oh, I think I know what she's supposed to be doing in that picture. HAHA. But my mind is a toilet, so I could be wrong.
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Seriously, dude. It reminds me of hentai with her little eyelashes.
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Oh, I think I know what she's supposed to be doing in that picture. HAHA. But my mind is a toilet, so I could be wrong.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
I would like to know WTF she is supposed to be doing in that picture. Is she in awe?...because that doesn't look right, it really does look like she's saying "Ah".
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She looks like Kathie Lee Gifford's skanky fertility clinic tween there...ew
an insult to all mammals.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."