Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Not This Troll Too!
The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.
The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the "Lollipop Guild." I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton's "Stars are Blind" sounds like Bob Marley, it's time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hayden's vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can't listen it, but consider that a sign.
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It's smackdown time. JJ VS DListed.
Someone actually had the audacity to slam on MK's sexuality. Oh if I weren't a lady...
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 11:17pm.
Bitch, please. Go ask them about Jennifer Aniston and see what happens.
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Didn't have to. They're already on about her.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:14pm.
Carol @ 07/15/2008 at 11:26 pm Looks like we have an invasion of DListers, giving us a sample of their reputation. I can understand why they are bored over there. There’s only so much hatred and lies you can spew. When there’s nobody there to bounce on, the game gets boring doesn’t it?
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Bitch, please. Go ask them about Jennifer Aniston and see what happens.
And anyhow - sure, why not?
Internet Gang Wars! Yay!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 15, 2008 - 11:14pm.
if the cookies sold, she got her badge
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:12pm.
The US mag connex explains a lot.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:12pm.
I thought JJ was like the short bus with 4 flat tires and a blown tranny.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:14pm.
If there's nobody here, how are we launching an invasion?
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Have you noticed they think anyone who posts on there from DListed is the same person?? Read jezebel..
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Hahahahahaha oh my GOD this is so fecking hilarious. They're starting to get all offended and pissy because there are *gasp* THREE Dlisters there now, apparently because we need to escape the negativity of this place or some shit.
Wow. It never ends, and I love it.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Carol @ 07/15/2008 at 11:26 pm Looks like we have an invasion of DListers, giving us a sample of their reputation. I can understand why they are bored over there. There’s only so much hatred and lies you can spew. When there’s nobody there to bounce on, the game gets boring doesn’t it?
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If there's nobody here, how are we launching an invasion?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I wonder if that Milo Ventiwhateverthefuck bought any of her Girl Scout cookies, and whether she got her merit badge in fellatio.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
In that picture, she looks like she has multiple rows of teeth like a piranha.
I couldn't be bothered to listen to more than ten seconds of her yowling, unfortunately.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
"Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 15, 2008 - 9:11pm."
Well you know, shopping for Brangelina merchandise at your local dollar store suddenly makes you an expert on everything.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 15, 2008 - 11:11pm.
They're Fast Food Industry Insiders.
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I thought they were members of PP's "litigation management team". Oh wait, those two are synonymous.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hey everyone! I see Hayden's musical talent has spread to Dlisted too.....WHY won't these stupid people pick ONE thing to be good at, and leave it at that?
I want to puke....
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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"
They are Jellu$ H8rs.
JJ is linked to US magazine. That is why you don't s that much in the way of advertising on the site. US magazine is something you line the bird cage with.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I'm with LCT.
Indusry Insiders? Like who? The intern at the Seattle branch of the company that made Wanted?
Cool. Cuz those people know things.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Somebody just said dlisted is more like Perez while JJ is like Access Hollywood.
Grandiose delusions, anyone?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 15, 2008 - 11:09pm.
i'm still wondering if she hangs around at the end of rainbows.... that's where the money is
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 11:09pm.
They're Fast Food Industry Insiders.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Well if the recording career doesn't work out, she can always get a job as a cast member of Beacher's Madhouse.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 11:09pm.
LCT we're all schizophrenics with NO LIVES! I cant bear my miserable existence. Oh and they have "industry insiders" that post there. Well la-di-da!
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Industry insiders?? I just read that and had to do a double take. What industry is that, exactly? New drug testers?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 11:08pm.
At least she can still seek shelter under a toadstool.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
LCT we're all schizophrenics with NO LIVES! I cant bear my miserable existence. Oh and they have "industry insiders" that post there. Well la-di-da!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
This sounds like some shit you would make at Great America in one of those "make your own record" booths...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE!
Is it in yet?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 15, 2008 - 11:06pm.
it had to be done... it... just.. had... to be done!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:04pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP
Laughing now because i was trying to figure out RubMySmell out loud and all I could come up with is something in Spanish...
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Hahahahaha you silly banana. I was referring to YOU. DebFrm Hell = RubMySmell
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 15, 2008 - 11:05pm.
I'm not sorry at all.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:03pm.
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It's like: If someone's all in a .... over anyone who doesn't worship Angie.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Update. We are 'idiot complaining NONFANS'.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:03pm.
OK, try "is it in yet?" Always good for a laugh.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 15, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Isn't she busy enough, living in a hollow tree and baking cookies?
i burned down the tree.. sorry about that
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP
Laughing now because i was trying to figure out RubMySmell out loud and all I could come up with is something in Spanish...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Hi TV!
we are playing 20 questions with LCT...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:01pm.
Honestly I don't know if I am right but if I am, it is a 2 syllable name...
and it rhymes with a fit you would throw...
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Ummmm.... Tantrum? What rhymes with Tantrum.... Redrum? RamBum?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Isn't she busy enough, living in a hollow tree and baking cookies?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Noooooooooo. Not "RubmySmell". lol.
Honestly I don't know if I am right but if I am, it is a 2 syllable name...
and it rhymes with a fit you would throw...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I love my Jesus, I do. Almost as much as I love my sweaty pits.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 10:50pm.
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 15, 2008 - 10:45pm.
She should release a gangster rap album.
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Ooo...a whole album is hard! Wouldn't it be great to make a compilation gangsta rap album with Hayden and Heidi and Coco and Phoebe and Shauna and Kendra!? O yeah - And Aubrey.
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They could be the Ho Tran Klan
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All you base are belong to ME.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 10:55pm.
LCT
Jesus is someone here you know and lurves...
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Does this person's name rhyme with RubMySmell? Sort of?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Who told this dumb bitch that she could sing???? GAHHHHHH....effing awful.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
LCT
Jesus is someone here you know and lurves...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by BEAT on July 15, 2008 - 10:52pm.
angel_i, I missed you during your absence. I had chola withdrawals.
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Aw. I missed you too ;x
Ah...well, I'm back...and you remind me, it's time to change back to my original form for a while...
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
tonicbitch, give it a sec.. it'll show.
I want to call you TB, but then I want to call you tuberculosis.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
My comment didnt post. =( No humor, none.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 10:51pm.
And who is Dlisted?
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I'll give you a hint...
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
angel_i, I missed you during your absence. I had chola withdrawals.
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You can't stop the BEAT!
"A little hoo-ha, a little poot-poot, hee-ha, a little foo-fah..."
And who is Dlisted?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by BEAT on July 15, 2008 - 10:49pm.
angel_i!!!!! sup, beyotch?
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The sun; the sky; the stench of ho...you know:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
Who is Jesuswearstennisshoes in here???
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie