Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Not This Troll Too!

The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.

The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the "Lollipop Guild." I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton's "Stars are Blind" sounds like Bob Marley, it's time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.

And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Hayden's vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can't listen it, but consider that a sign.



Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 15, 2008 - 8:33pm.
M.E.......if you are bringig up female fellatio, YOU have been drinking!

whore- get your head out of kizzy's lap! or vice/versa......lmao*
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I am obviously too well known 'round these parts.

So, maybe I like sushi??? HUH? Eh? Ever think??????

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by M.E. on July 16, 2008 - 12:32am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 8:30pm.
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Bong hitzzz helps me let the coolness get into my vertebrae.

p.s.
Was it as good for you as it was for me? ;D

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

anorexicfatty's picture

I don't know Slutts....i only watch CSI (original)....there should be a character named Fellatio, considering it's in Vegas......

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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Sluttsville on July 15, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Isn't Fellatio the red-headed cop on CSI:Miami?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HORATIO Slut!

*but I knew yu already knew that*

angel_i's picture

Ha! "drowning in their own vile" Gosh, I love them idjits!

I'm outtie - night, folks.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by M.E. on July 16, 2008 - 12:31am

*****MWAH***** Still ♥ you

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

anorexicfatty's picture

M.E.......if you are bringig up female fellatio, YOU have been drinking!

whore- get your head out of kizzy's lap! or vice/versa......lmao*

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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by M.E. on July 16, 2008 - 12:28am.
Kizzy ,
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#1 not my fault, I didn't start it
#2 SLLURRRRRRRP!!
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*convuslsing in orgasm*

OK whore. We good.

Serial.

Now STFU, play nioce and stay medicated. K hor?

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

you guys's world, i'm just watchin'... "guys's" is that a word?

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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."

tonicbitch's picture

M.E. gurrrrrl you totally missed it. We were having a dlisted orgy on JJ. It was pretty funny watching their heads implode.

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

Sluttsville's picture

Isn't Fellatio the red-headed cop on CSI:Miami?

M.E.'s picture

OK HORZ, I took shit outta text and made an ASS OUTTA U AND ME.

Whatever, happens easily here.

JJ = looney baloonies......DUH!

Fucktards.

How many drinks have you horz had?

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by M.E. on July 16, 2008 - 12:28am.
Kizzy ,
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#1 not my fault, I didn't start it
#2 SLLURRRRRRRP!!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

tonicbitch's picture

Wait, there's fellatio involved? *feeling left out*

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

M.E.'s picture

Kizzy , to make up for the cluster fuckity fuck of assholioness you demonstrated earlier (no grudges) you neeed to perform female felacio on me.....recite the alphabet beyotch!

tonicbitch's picture

I admit to getting caught up in an immature moment. I was just sick of the JJ fantards talking out of their asses about this site, I didnt think it was anything worse than what they've given us in the past. Anyway I've stopped, I dont want you to go!

Plus M.E., you have to admit you love my pearl of wisdom below =)

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

Kizzy's picture

I ♥ you right back, M.E. doll.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

DebFrmHell's picture

M.E.

No one is hating on anyone on this site. They have been having a good giggle at the expense of another site.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

M.E.'s picture

Kizzy, TV, ESE....I *heart* you fucking twats.

STFU, have a few drinks,circle jerk, orgy, whatever, just get the fuck over it......aiiiight?

YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO. Now lick me.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by M.E. on July 16, 2008 - 12:23am

We aren't hating on each other, M.E., we were ragging on JJ, and posting some of the things they were saying.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

M.E.'s picture

Tonic, I know you know what I'm talking about. The shit going on in here right now... F OF R U M.

History repeating itself.

Everyone hating everyone, accusing everyone of being someone else, etc.

I'm so fucking over it!

Team Valtrex's picture

Love ya, M.E. !

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 12:19am.

ROFL Real deep thinker, that one!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

tonicbitch's picture

I'm totally confused now!

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by M.E. on July 16, 2008 - 12:17am.

love ya, M.E.!

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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by M.E. on July 16, 2008 - 12:17am.

Sorry M.E., I'll stop. It was pretty funny, tho, but I'll stop.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

tonicbitch's picture

M.E.??? I don't want you to go!

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

DebFrmHell's picture

AF,
Of course but I have a good time teasing fire ants out of their nests too...lol.

All I picture is a hundred of them running around by their computers, scatching their heads, saying "well....."

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

angel_i's picture

I really like how "duhh" answered the question about insane asylums.

He should have just posted a full-stop.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

M.E.'s picture

Ok. I have been gone one day. ONE FUCKING DAY. And all hell breaks loose. And you know what.

Not sure I'll ever post again.

Seriously.

Been here almost 2 1/2 years and these last 6-8 months have been unbearable. I'm done.

If this is how it's gonna be. I'm gone for good.

I'll talk to those I have emailed and MS'd with on my own. All this BS is ruining the allure and fun of this site.

I'll have to talk to MK in another area.

I'm sorry all ya' all have resorted to this shit.

anorexicfatty's picture

Deb, your comment is too well written, and too well thought for anyone over there to understand.....you realize this, no?

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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"

Winnyfranfran's picture

What is up with her mouth open? Cue the dick sucking jokes.

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-I heard we are going to Giant Ape Island to capture a giant ape.
-I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
-What do they got there?
-Apes. But they're not as big.

angel_i's picture

jess0 @ 07/16/2008 at 12:23 am

It seems as if a lot of fans are not wanting to join in. I wonder why….. Think I’ll leave now too. This sucks! You just can’t have a good conversation with the hater spilling there sh*t. I don’t know why they bother coming here to talk to themselves. See you guys later.
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See what I'm saying? If she had been a DLister, she would have said it like this:

Submitted by BEAT on July 15, 2008 - 10:32pm.

I quit this bitch! *throws fox fur over shoulder and leaves in a huff*
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and I would have thought she was a hot bitch. But now I just think she's a whiny ho.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 16, 2008 - 12:12am.

Done deal!!!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 12:11am

I'm not sure if that's the real big guy, or just one of them trying to make us stop.

Take care, doll, good night!!!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

DebFrmHell's picture

Please inject this from me on next visit.

While I understand your joy at the birth of two babies whom you will never see in person but will live vicariously thru articles in the trade magazines, I do have an issue with the fact that while all of the children are Jolie-Pitts, The parents are not Jolie-Pitts. They are adulterers and yet you praise them.

Keep in mind that I am very glad the babies are healthy. But the parents are nothing more than adulterers and yet you praise them as if the sun rises and falls upon them.

What you have in effect in three adopted children that are legitimate and the three natural children are illegitimate.

I do not understand your blind idolatry for a narissistic personality that is bisexual, home-wrecking, child-gathering, heroin-shooting, blood vial toting, brother-tonguer. Yes, she has been doing good deeds for the last few years but the woman is 33 yrs old. She had to change a little in that time if only to get what she wanted.

She is not the kind of moral compass you would want your children, relatives, or friends to follow. At least that is my hope for you all.

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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

Ok lovelies I have to go to bed before I die. Please throw in a few good ones for me at JJ.

xoxo

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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 16, 2008 - 12:05am.
Submitted by tonicbitch on July 16, 2008 - 12:04am.
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Thank you, ladies. I was cracking up over the mental giant "Duhh" post, but had no clue what that part meant.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 16, 2008 - 12:04am.
Kizzy Female First. Really hardcore haters, like the polar opposite of JJ. They like, threaten to kill angie and shit.
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Fuck, why am I not posting there?

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

anorexicfatty's picture

Kizzy, I think it is "Female First"...I was accused of being a poster there once from some asshole on FadedYouth.com, who couldn't believe I could not have anything against Aniston.

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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"

tonicbitch's picture

Kizzy Female First. Really hardcore haters, like the polar opposite of JJ. They like, threaten to kill angie and shit.

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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"

Kizzy's picture

What is FF?

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

.............. Did we just indirectly get scolded by the big guy?

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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie

Mr. President's picture

Thanks PSL. I couldn't just let those fuckers trash Aubrey without a response.

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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 11:56pm.

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 11:48pm
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FOR REALS!! That is one of the shittiest layouts I have ever seen,
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It is so very ugly and annoying. Even moreso than the posters, if you can believe that.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.

anorexicfatty's picture

well hello President Ted C.! Excellent choice of names, I must say......

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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 8:31pm.

Ageist.

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 11:48pm
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FOR REALS!! That is one of the shittiest layouts I have ever seen, even Perez is better. Now that is truly sad!!

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Kizzy's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 11:43pm.

Since when did diligence mean lame? I"m glad you verified it. You did way better than my stoner brain, ROFL.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

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Submitted by Mr. President on July 15, 2008 - 11:53pm.

No prob, I live to annoy.

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.