Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Not This Troll Too!
The epidemic continues! Dumb bitches that have no business being inside a recording studio are still trying to make music. Hayden Panatroll is the latest skank to terrorize eardrums with her new single, "Wake Up Call." Ryan Seacrest played that shit this morning on KIIS-FM.
The only song this troll is allowed to sing is the "Lollipop Guild." I mean, when your song makes Parasite Hilton's "Stars are Blind" sounds like Bob Marley, it's time to pack up your auto-tuner and call it a fucking day.
And here's a "Wake Up Call" for Hayden: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Hayden's vomit inducer is below. Click here if you can't listen it, but consider that a sign.
Back on the subject... I think Hayden sounds just like Paris. Did they use the same studio??? I gotta say I don't like it or dislike it. It is a just there in the background kinda song.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 16, 2008 - 1:18pm.
sshh, you're blowing your cover!LOL!
OT: uumm, nah
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by oklahoma on July 16, 2008 - 8:20am.
speaking of people being more than one.. I noticed some people having more alt ego's.. I just don't understand that.. I mean, who is this
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Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 16, 2008 - 12:37am.
keep my eyes open any longer....see you all tomorrow.....I'll be back as "myself", PSL.
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okie, I never log out on my laptop, which is why I use AF when I am elsewhere. I am not hiding who I am to attack people, so why does it matter to you?
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"I thought he was a man, but he was just a little boy..."
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 11:43am.
Those pussies!!! All our shit is gone, no mossquito, no dlister, no fourtoi--GONE!
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hahahahahahahahaha well it was fun while it lasted. Can't have our negative hater pollution clogging up their orgasmic fictional stories anymore.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:37am.
She's LA there, too.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Has Brad Pitt worked since his foreskin got snagged on something in Jolie's vault? I know he has his domestic chores as shit wiper, sperm donor etc., but other than selling pics of their litters, do they have any viable income?
Bitch better be nursing those twins herself (a hell of a job). She'd have plenty o stretch marks now + saggy abs as well. Bladder control? None. Roids? Multiple.
Beautiful.
GO TEAM ANISTON TITS!
by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:40am.
joo haz male.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Those pussies!!! All our shit is gone, no mossquito, no dlister, no fourtoi--GONE!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy my contacts are acting up in my email. Can you send me one?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 11:35am.
They're too fucking stupid to be dangerous to anyone but themselves.
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I was trying to pick LA out of the crowd but they're ALL THE SAME. *shudder* Their spelling is awful, their English sucks, they contradict themselves in the same sentence and their insults came from the first grade.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:31am.
They're too fucking stupid to be dangerous to anyone but themselves.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 11:24am.
LCT,
No, i don't even give JJ half of a click. They skeer me! You can't cure crazy.
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No shit. Have they invented the impenetrable safe-bubble yet?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by oklahoma on July 16, 2008 - 11:26am.
I have to confess, that thought also occurred to me, but since it's PSL, I let it go.
****bending over to accept boot to the ass (again)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on July 16, 2008 - 11:26am.
all i know is that i've asked AF and PSL if they're the same person.. they both agree.. they are
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:23am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 11:18am.
Who did they say we were? Shitzney or something like that? I love how they think anyone with proper grammar skills must be the same person because surely more than one person can't properly construct a sentence
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Yeah, and Sambo?? Obviously those fucktards can't construct sentences themselves, they have trouble stringing words together period, so they are measuring us by their very limited abilities. But they're the kinder, gentler ones.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 11:24am.
LCT,
No, i don't even give JJ half of a click. They skeer me! You can't cure crazy.
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I've been going there to rub the Kinder Gentler thing in their faces when I can. It's easier than anything, actually.
You know that comes from Bush Sr/(i think) right? You guys were gonna be a Kinder, Gentler nation at some point. Member dat?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 11:24am.
you can't cure crazy?!?!.... oh, damnit!!!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Uh.. I can go on 14 diff computers and still be Oklahoma.. just saying! Watch.. I can run home for lunch.. And Bam.. Okie it is! just weird! how many others are there?
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
LCT,
No, i don't even give JJ half of a click. They skeer me! You can't cure crazy.
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 11:18am.
Thank you for reminding me! LMAO I can't believe I forgot that part! They thought 4 separate people were 1. HAHAHAHAHA
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Who did they say we were? Shitzney or something like that? I love how they think anyone with proper grammar skills must be the same person because surely more than one person can't properly construct a sentence.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by oklahoma on July 16, 2008 - 11:20am.
That one, I think she does when she switches computers, but I'm not sure
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Sorry, let me interject here: Hey everybody!! Good morning!! Good day!! Howdy!! ***waving
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by oklahoma on July 16, 2008 - 11:20am.
it's PSL on a different comp
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 11:16am.
They said dlisted is like Female First and other "h8ter sites" and that JJ is the "kinder and gentler blog"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 11:16am.
really and truly, i sit back and watch this stuff(yeah, voyeur)... but, i gotta say... i don't think they're very good at "giving it" either!LOL!
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I don't know... that insult about me not having any clothes.. that was a zinger. I had to call a therapist after that just to feel better about myself.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
speaking of people being more than one.. I noticed some people having more alt ego's.. I just don't understand that.. I mean, who is this
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Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 16, 2008 - 12:37am.
keep my eyes open any longer....see you all tomorrow.....I'll be back as "myself", PSL.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:14am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 11:08am
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Thank you for reminding me! LMAO I can't believe I forgot that part! They thought 4 separate people were 1. HAHAHAHAHA
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:09am.
really and truly, i sit back and watch this stuff(yeah, voyeur)... but, i gotta say... i don't think they're very good at "giving it" either!LOL!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 11:10am.
LCT,
I'm tellin you, those lunatics over there are Serial Moms!!! They are all June Clever then some switch gets flipped and they turn into Charlie Manson !!
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No shit.. when they started telling us to commit suicide I was getting a little afraid for my life. I don't think I'll venture over there again for fear of catching Crazy. Did you see any of it?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 11:08am.
They never did answer my question on why I couldn't hate AJ n JA equally.
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That's because you're JA in disguise, remember?
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 11:10am
For reals. They said my mother tried to partial-birth abort me, and that my mother should have swallowed. I said at least my mother had kids that lived, and she was a spitter, but it was nice to know their mothers weren't.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT,
I'm tellin you, those lunatics over there are Serial Moms!!! They are all June Clever then some switch gets flipped and they turn into Charlie Manson !!
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Submitted by Sandbitch on July 16, 2008 - 11:04am.
Good morning, you hawt sluuut.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on July 16, 2008 - 11:07am.
since when is "heartless asshole" an insult?!... damnit! now i gotta change my badge!
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Hell, it's NEVER an insult. Makes for more happy times in life. Just jolly that they ALL are like LA in that they give it but can't take it.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:03am.
They never did answer my question on why I couldn't hate AJ n JA equally.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 11:03am.
since when is "heartless asshole" an insult?!... damnit! now i gotta change my badge!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Mornin' hot yankie slutz...
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 10:54am.
LCT,
Ya'll were bein naughty last night eh?
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Haha not really, just experiencing the insane wad that are the crazies at JJ. They are some of the biggest hypocrites in the universe! They say how big of heartless assholes we are at DListed then went on to tell me I deserved to get cheated on by my ex when I explained that that's the reason why I hate AJ, that she has no morals whatsoever and steals other people's men.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Hayden's "beginning of the end" started when her parents let her go clubbing with the likes of Paris Hilton when Hayden was like, 14 years old. She was adorable in Remember the Titans. She had potential when she was a child actress. Then Paris got her claws into her and Hayden started acting like that celebricunt. I knew it was downhill from there.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 16, 2008 - 10:54am.
always!... just lemme finish this one first, 'k?!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
Stock,
"hell in a hen basket." Brilliant!
ESE,
Can i buy you a drink?
LCT,
Ya'll were bein naughty last night eh?
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"He's British. The accent makes anyone at least a little humpable." -BobsBB
Every Stranger Eyes ~ you're most welcomed!
Submitted by Stock Broker on July 16, 2008 - 10:47am.
it's been a long time since i've seen the term "boinked" used... thanks for that!
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"They flutter behind you, your possible pasts.
Some bright-eyed and crazy, some frightened and lost."
I wonder how many record producers she boinked to get this crap made?
Hollywood really is going straight to hell in a hen basket.
She sounds exactly like every other harmonizer-backed air headed, no talent "pop" princess on the radio. Plus the song is boring and easily forgotten. Sounds like a modern hit to me.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 8:58am.
Where was all this???
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Just read back a page or two. You'll see it.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 8:47am.
Are you fucking serious? People bow down to someone in here who comes in and says they don't like what they read and they're leaving?? I don't regret stirring the pot at JJ. I had a fucking blast, and I am NOT apologizing for that.
I thought you Dlisted hawt sluuuuuuts had more of a backbone than go into a tizzy of apologies if someone didn't like what they read.
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Where was all this???
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Avvie courtesy of Viva La Lohan.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 8:54am.
Kizzy,
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True, very true. ****bending over accepting boot to the ass****
I guess if I didn't already know it was really juvenile, I'd have protested more, but I shot my wad too early, and blew my whole right to protest load.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy, just read the last 20 or so comments after her "i'm leaving" post. Nothing but "I'm sorry I love you's don't leave I'll stop"s. Come on now. You're allowed to post whatever the hell you want in here. There aren't any rules.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by Kizzy on July 16, 2008 - 8:49am.
It was M.E., just got it out of context, and well, I didn't really have a leg to stand on.
Still went back and talked shit once it was sorted, tho!!
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Yeah, I know it was ME, and it happens every time. It's like she's the puppet master and everyone in here is her puppets. I feel like I'm in high school again and the head cheerleader is telling us all our clothes aren't cool enough. If she doesn't like what goes on in here, she can leave like the rest of them. I have no hate on for ME, I think she's funny, but this shit has got to stop. I already had a mom to tell me throughtout my youth what I can and can't do.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 16, 2008 - 8:47am.
It was M.E., just got it out of context, and well, I didn't really have a leg to stand on.
Still went back and talked shit once it was sorted, tho!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥