Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Pat O'Brien Is Getting Married!

It took me a few minutes to realize that it wasn't crazy-eyed Tricia Walsh-Smith in that picture with Pat O'Brien. It's not Tricia, it's Betsy Stephens and she's Pat O'Brien's new fiancee. Betsy and Pat have been dating for five years. He told People that they are going to get married next Fall, "We're in love and in no big hurry. We don't know if it will take place – in Jamaica, New York, or Nantucket."

I can hear his wedding vows now, "Betsy, I wanna fucking go crazy with you. You are so fucking hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my cock, and I want to fuck you. Let's do it, you are so fucking hot. Let's get crazy, get some coke." I know, totally romantic.

He also better remix the voicemails for their first dance. The NSFW voicemails are below. Yes, the Betsy he's talking about is the same Betsy he's going to marry. It's true love!


Thanks Kristina

Posted by: Michael K


christine the hoff's picture

the voicemail...
"you are hot! you are SO FUCKING HOT"
Had me laughing my asshole inside out for some reason.
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Kool-Aid addict's picture

I thought the voicemails were to another woman. He says a few times that he wants this "so fucking hot" woman to eat out Besty and such. Did anyone ever find out who it was?

I SOO want to be invited along to the honeymoon!

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Eddie's picture

He's looking like Danny Bonaduce

DebFrmHell's picture

StakeSpike,
You are in San Antonio along with me?? You are the first Dlister I know in this area.

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

@Deb
Love that song! I like Gary Jules' version but Tears for Fears' is good too. I like the slower tempo with the lyrics.

NovaNightly's picture

Um...her nose is awfully red....so are her eyes. THATS FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!! bwahahahahaha

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Sexecution's picture

I was just going to write classy, but noticed that was taken by the previous article. Damn you. Anyway good wishes to the cocksucker and the coke fiend. You two crazy kids!

Thornhill's picture

Betsy's not into it, and I don't know why. He's so fucking HOT..

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sonne's picture

Guess I'm lucky. I have no idea who he is. :)

stake_spike's picture

Damn that's nast.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

And furthermore, SHE'S "so fucking hot"???

Jesus, what would a voicemail to a really attractive woman been like? I don't even wanna think about it...

DebFrmHell's picture

See why I am not dating??? This is a prime example of what the market looks like when you get to be my age!!!!!!!! ack! and gag!

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I find it kinda sad.
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tweedlebugb's picture

i will be in the bathroom cutting lines....

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Submitted by Albatross

Will there be coke and hookers at the reception? If so, I am there!
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Ha! I'm there too, with a video camera!

tonicbitch's picture

I'm sure the bachelor party will be fun.

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Thornhill's picture

He's such a silver tongued fox and quite the catch, A bit like crabs...
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Albino Squirrel's picture

Well at least he is going to make an honest woman out of her. HA!

I can't believe those leaked voicemails were to her, I thought they were to some hooker or something.

Albatross's picture

Will there be coke and hookers at the reception? If so, I am there!

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parissucksliterally's picture

she DOES look like Tricia!

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RamenNoodles's picture

Dang it! I really thought that was tricia walsh smith too! I was elated for a second...
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Notoriousrem_22's picture

By the looks of her eyes, I guess she got the coke.

"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.

But.Seriously.Folks's picture

I'm sure she's already plotting her divorce strategy.

kdracofan's picture

his fiance looks 'special'
(no offense to special people!)

Clarisse's picture

Oh, she's a lucky gal.

pffffffffft!

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