Pat O'Brien Is Getting Married!
It took me a few minutes to realize that it wasn't crazy-eyed Tricia Walsh-Smith in that picture with Pat O'Brien. It's not Tricia, it's Betsy Stephens and she's Pat O'Brien's new fiancee. Betsy and Pat have been dating for five years. He told People that they are going to get married next Fall, "We're in love and in no big hurry. We don't know if it will take place – in Jamaica, New York, or Nantucket."
I can hear his wedding vows now, "Betsy, I wanna fucking go crazy with you. You are so fucking hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my cock, and I want to fuck you. Let's do it, you are so fucking hot. Let's get crazy, get some coke." I know, totally romantic.
He also better remix the voicemails for their first dance. The NSFW voicemails are below. Yes, the Betsy he's talking about is the same Betsy he's going to marry. It's true love!
Thanks Kristina
I am in fucking tears right now.. ahahahaha!!! I know I heard it before but it's killing me right now. What a fucking nutbag!!!! He is the best!!
I'm just a bit curious.The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported her profiles were found on the famous wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O m last week and she was seeking her new guy there now! BTW, The girls there are really hot!
Pat and his wifey will probably celebrate by doing lines of coke!, Then he's going Inside!
She will stab him to death in his sleep. Guaranteed.
is this really the best pat can do? she must give him anal or something...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Where were you three months ago? I could have really used that bit of wisdom.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on July 15, 2008 - 5:30pm.
She's the woman in line at the supermarket who makes funny faces to babies and she always tries to sneak in more than 10 items in the express lane. And drives a Ford Escort wagon.
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HAHA Funny!
*logging on to craigslist to sell my Ford Escort*
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
Submitted by Mr. President on July 15, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Jesus, can't a guy do a bit of drunk dialing without getting it thrown in his face every time his name comes up?
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Nope:) Don't drink and dial.
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Oh, shit...you know the bride-to-be drinks herself into oblivion every single fucking night.
Look at her.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Jesus, can't a guy do a bit of drunk dialing without getting it thrown in his face every time his name comes up?
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Pat O'Brien is a poet.
I wonder if they'll write their own vows.
"I want to fucking marry you. You are going to be my fucking wife. I want to put this ring on you. I fucking love you. Let's go crazy and throw some fucking rice."
Romance is not dead. It lives in Pat O'Brien.
Laughing often is good for you. Perkiness is good for those around you. I'll take perkiness over surliness any day.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 15, 2008 - 9:02pm.
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TELL IT, GurlFren!
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Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 7:39pm.*********************************
FUCK ALL YOU ASSHOLES! I'LL SHOW YOU PERKY DAMNIT! *sound of shotgun plasts*...THERE! I just Perkiliciously wiped out a bunch of your cranky asses, but am I going to fret over it? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm putting on some lipstick and a smile like a perky bitch should...*adjusting sweater set and soccer mom bob*...Yes, well, then...carry on...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 15, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 15, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Perky people suck!
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LMAO I hate them too and people that laugh alot for any stupid thing.
This one definately looks crazy in da eyes
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Submitted by Shootingstar on July 15, 2008 - 7:25pm.
Yikes!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on July 15, 2008 - 7:21pm.
Good god. Just how fucking desperate does a dame have t to be to marry this asshat??
Bitch must really want to be married.....
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 15, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Not only are they annoying as HELL, I am convinced they are hiding something.
Bodies in the basement.
Skeletons in the closet.
Something in the milk ain't clean.
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 15, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 3:26pm.
She has a maniacally perky look that makes me fear her.
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Perky people suck!
I work with a perky bitch and if you're not just as perky something is automatically wrong. Lord I just want to bash her head into the wall sometimes!
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Submitted by sexy on July 15, 2008 - 7:05pm.
WOW WHAT AN EYE POPPER hence the wife to be.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 15, 2008 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 3:26pm.
She has a maniacally perky look that makes me fear her.
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Perky people suck!
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Not only that the VAST majority of them are dangerous stalkers. No, it's a fact...What? You don't watch Lifetime Television for Women? I'm telling you, it's a fact...;-)
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UMM...hel_LOOOOOOOO!
I'm no stalker! I do not need other people to be perky - if they are dull and lifeless then *I* seem all the more perky! There are no bodies in my basement! Yeah - that's right - I laugh at every damn thing! It's true! I'm just happy, that's all! I don't gots to KILL people to be happy! I HATE killing! (except houseflies) Can't a Bitch be HAPPY!?! DAYUM! And so what if I copied the whole thread AND the post (i fixed it)!? So what? Perky people make mistakes like that! Really - the worst thing is all the damn exclamations! It's not THAT bad, is it?!?!
And also, I do suck but at least I do it well:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 15, 2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 15, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Perky people suck!
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LMAO I hate them too and people that laugh alot for any stupid thing.
This one definately looks crazy in da eyes
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Thirded.
ew ew ew eeeEEEEWWWWWW!!!! scrolled on this just as he came on the radio over here with that dickwad old fart voice trying to be snarky about tired ass gossip pieces EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
She's the woman in line at the supermarket who makes funny faces to babies and she always tries to sneak in more than 10 items in the express lane. And drives a Ford Escort wagon.
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All you base are belong to ME.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
You mean I've been paying $4.95 per minute and Pat does it for free......Betsy is one lucky bitch.
Submitted by Euphoria on July 15, 2008 - 8:00pm.
ITA. They need to up the dose.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
PLUS, why would you wear a dress that is the same color as scrubs?
Ick.
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
She looks like a Prozac-laden, martini-soaked soccer mom that crazy-drives her UAV (Urban Assault Vehicle) that takes off people's bumpers...trust! My car has been hit and dinged by soccer moms who look just like that!
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 15, 2008 - 6:21pm.
Good god. Just how fucking desperate does a dame have t to be to marry this asshat??
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But isn't it every little girl's dream to eventually have a threesome with lots of cocaine and hookers?
If this bitch doesn't have a strategy to take this old goat for all he's worth, then I've lost all respect for women...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Another drugged-up, horny Irishman.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 15, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Perky people suck!
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LMAO I hate them too and people that laugh alot for any stupid thing.
This one definately looks crazy in da eyes
Yikes!
Good god. Just how fucking desperate does a dame have t to be to marry this asshat??
Bitch must really want to be married.....
Submitted by putsomestankonit on July 15, 2008 - 4:10pm.
Not only are they annoying as HELL, I am convinced they are hiding something.
Bodies in the basement.
Skeletons in the closet.
Something in the milk ain't clean.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 3:26pm.
She has a maniacally perky look that makes me fear her.
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Perky people suck!
I work with a perky bitch and if you're not just as perky something is automatically wrong. Lord I just want to bash her head into the wall sometimes!
WOW WHAT AN EYE POPPER hence the wife to be.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 3:26pm.
She has a maniacally perky look that makes me fear her.
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Perky people suck!
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Not only that the VAST majority of them are dangerous stalkers. No, it's a fact...What? You don't watch Lifetime Television for Women? I'm telling you, it's a fact...;-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 15, 2008 - 3:26pm.
She has a maniacally perky look that makes me fear her.
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Perky people suck!
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Ollie: "Why didn't you tell me you had two legs ?"
Stan: "Well, you didn't ask me."
She looks like my mom's friend who's always trying to sell her Avon cosmetics and one time my parents asked me to do her yard and she had lots of empty wine bottles in her trash.
This leads me to conclude that Pat O'Brian's betrothed is an alcoholic Avon saleswoman who doesn't recycle.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
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She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ****** M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m *****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now
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ew
yuck
Submitted by Kool-Aid addict on July 15, 2008 - 6:00p
She was his assistant. I can't remember her name, but picture Monica Lewinsky's body, with smaller boobs, a little taller, and a very plain-Jane face.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I guess we know what his wedding vows will sound like.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Betsy has the "runaway bride" crazy eyes.
She has a maniacally perky look that makes me fear her.
Relentlessly cheerful people can be some of the meanest hos on the planet. And they do it with that crazed smile on their faces. Baring teeth for them is a sign of aggression.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Yuck. Does she have "sympathy wonk", to match his wonk?
Look up the word, "Slimy" in the dictionary, and there he is!
I meant Loverboy, but I suppose overboy works just as well...
Ok - I'm so jellus of all these people who get to share their sex with the world. Here's MY (unofficial) sex-tape!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1xtMom2Qlk
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Wow, I have no idea who this eloquent wordsmith is, but I do know that overboy Dimitri got nothing on his ass.
Seriously, people need to stop with this voice-mail fuckery.
What in Jesus's name was THAT shit???
The heavy breathing?
The use of the word "Fuck" every other second?
The fact that he had a girlfriend when he left these messages???
Dude.... this is why cokeheads freak me out. Anything for that high, man. Creepy!!
She's indicating with her fingers how many inches long Pat's peen is. And the thumb doesn't count.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
OK ... who is he addressing in the voicemails cause it sounds like someone OTHER than Betsy??? Betsy sure is in for a wild honeymoon..hehehehe
eewww old peepaws nasty voicemail made me gag a little
I'd love to see the shape of the woman he's addressing on the voicemails, because if that chick looks anything like Betsy, she ain't hot!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
This union frightens me.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
"Betsy, I wanna fucking go crazy with you. You are so fucking hot, and I wanna eat you, and I want you to suck my cock, and I want to fuck you. Let's do it, you are so fucking hot. Let's get crazy, get some coke."
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Aw! Prince Charming! Some girls get all the luck. OMG EWWWWWWWWWw I'm typing while I listen - I can't, I can't keep it up. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I wouldn't even want him to talk like that if we were together...certainly not unless he was already fucking me at the time which would NEVER happen if he left me those voicemails.
Seriously - if he's that boring and nasty with his words what's he gonna be like in bed?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma