Classy.
Before we go any further, what the fuck is she holding on the cover? A wild turkey, a muff made out of her shaved off ass crack hairs? It's probably a rabid possum considering the theme for this photo shoot. This shit pisses me off! They have an extremely classy outfit and they choose this bitch to model it? A total waste.
There's only two women on the planet that can pull off ripped, assless, jean shorts and that's Shauna Sand and CoCo. Gis Bundchen looks like a twink bottom hustler who regularly works the truck stops. Shauna and CoCo would look like a couple of elegant Jordache Godesses.
Gis told V Magazine that she would only do "ass shots" for Mario Testino, “Only Mario [Testino] could make me take these pictures…. People are going to say my butt is showing too much in these but this is V Magazine! If you’re going to do something like that, you do it for V.” Bitch! We've seen you naked.
I hope the magazine also features an article on how I can make this outfit at home. And the candids of this shoot are way better.
See more pics of Gis looking like a trailer trash hooker at Just Jared.
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tonicbitch: that's cool...personal taste.......many people agree with you, and of course many with me as well....or she wouldn't make the money she makes...
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hobo is the latest rich people's fashion.
girl has a model body, but that face is fug. She always looked like Mr. Ed to me.
I was surprised when I finally saw a pic of her, after hearing much hype. It seems her neck threw up.
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We can all thank Brooke Hogan for this alarming homemade-chaps trend. I'd like to thank her with a baseball bat. One of those heavy metal ones.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 2:45pm.
There is just something harsh about her face that I dont like. Everything else is fine, her hair body and skin works, but without the right makeup she is just so overwhelmingly average, it's hard to believe she makes as much as she does in her industry
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Well i think her hair looks like shit....it NEVER changes ever. Has it ever even been styled??? Its always so scraggly and hangs there...borrrrring! lol. ....yeah...her face is mannish. body is just OK.
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She came about during the modeling era of heroin Chic and she actually had curves (gasp)! That is why I believe she has reached the level in which she has. She was everything that Kate Moss wasn't.
I would kill for legs even half that long.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
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"JOrdache Goddesses"
Pure Genious! How does he think of these things?'
That photo was taken a long time ago becuase I remember photos of the shoot. Why'd it take so long to come out? Did they really need to spend that much time airbrushing her?
I always thought she was beautiful, plus she has great hair but damn she looks like a man in the title pic!
Does anyone want to get back into the whole chaps versus assless pants debate again today? Good, I didn't either.
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I've said it before- I just don't see the "fug" that you guys do. I think she is sexy as hell."
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There is just something harsh about her face that I dont like. Everything else is fine, her hair body and skin works, but without the right makeup she is just so overwhelmingly average, it's hard to believe she makes as much as she does in her industry.
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Hey, I bought my boobs...but they arent HUGE. I went from an A cup to a large C....NO ONE even knows that i have implants. I just did it to balance my figure out. Im a broad shouldered girl with a good physique...just had absolutely no chest and couldnt fill a cup to save my life. soooo...when i was in my mid 20's, i had them done. Painfull fucking surgery....let me tell you!!!
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yuck! who was her stylist for this shoot, Bubba Po Dent????
Submitted by KA on July 15, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Eh. She's overrated.
And...I don't think I'd be proud of the fact that I bought my tits.
*cupping my natural D's*
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some of us weren't as blessed....but hey, I can run!
*loving my natural "lowercase b's"*
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"Gis Bundchen looks like a twink bottom hustler who regularly works the truck stops."
Whoo-hoo! :P
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I love twinks! ;)
And SHE'S "so fucking hot"?? Jesus, what kind of voicemail would he have left for a really attractive woman? I shudder to think.
Already been done..
http://www.newsbog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/brookehogan2.jpg
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Eh. She's overrated.
And...I don't think I'd be proud of the fact that I bought my tits.
*cupping my natural D's*
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 16, 2008 - 5:33am.
OMG...fucking classy...i looked at Patricia...and i have to say she looks like a grown up suri cruise....very very pretty though. I used to have bangs like that...very bettie page. :D
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Now that you mentioned it, yeah, she does resemble Suri.
You guys have probably seen her face at Shiseido counters.
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OMG...fucking classy...i looked at Patricia...and i have to say she looks like a grown up suri cruise....very very pretty though. I used to have bangs like that...very bettie page. :D
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Ooops, yep, forgot about those. They're easy to buy, though, no shortage of fake boobs in Hollywood, they're always in stock.
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Aren't those Brooke Hogan's ensembles she's wearing? Lovely.
She has a nice body, but face-wise... it's manly.
The last time I saw a face like that it belonged to Evander Holyfield...
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And this model is NOT hot. Her tits are fake, her face is manly and her ass is actually not all that, to be honest.
One model that I do find hot, however... http://images.google.com.br/images?hl=en&q=patricia+schmid&gbv=2
Patricia Schmid. Nice, natural-looking skin, feminine face, natural tits.
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I will not dispute her success and she is cashing in while she can BUT if we converted Cheryl Tieg dollars and others to today's dollars, Gizzy would not even crack the top ten.
Anyone a Dovima fan????
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I've said it before- I just don't see the "fug" that you guys do. I think she is sexy as hell.
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I miss Brit Brit and her narcissistic meltdowns...
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She is damn lucky she got that body, because her face screams "Dairy Queen Employee somewhere in the midwest".
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With all due respect MK, I would fuck the shit out of her in a NY minute and grin for the next month at the thought of it!
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Got car keys in hand...Where am I driving to anyway.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I bought my boobs and they look a heck of a lot better than Gizzelles...her's are like two mosquito bites on a piece of leather.
*sigh*...yet the world finds her to be "super" at modeling...lol.
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DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 5:21pm.
Bradi,
And it would match her straight jacket too!
Lenny's?
- And then Karaoke!
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OMG...this ISNT fashion...and it ISNT pretty. Neither is Gizzelle. BLECH! I find her mannish.
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eh....
......and kizy, I need to buy myself some boobies like she did.....
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Submitted by Thornhill on July 15, 2008 - 2:18pm.
That tranny Brook Ho-again did this look last year
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Shit yeah! You're right on there!
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Bradi,
And it would match her straight jacket too!
Lenny's?
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
kizzy, THANK YOU for saying that, but she's got 5 inches on me......and while my ass is damn good, it doesn't look like that......
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a la JJ comments:
wow @ 07/15/2008 at 12:28 pm
OMG u have got to be kidding me! she is just so insanely gorgeous! beautiful fu*kin face! and body….all I can say is wow, now wonder Gis is the #1 Supermodel EVER!
and no this is a side of Gisele we “rarely” see, she is always classy and in Haute Couture gowns and this is HOT! I love it. she never does stuff like this.
now other models….(not naming names) is all they do is pose and act sexy….not real models, Gisele can do it ALL!
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They make me laugh and laugh over there.....
On T: WTF? Tawny Kitaen would so know how to work this outfit better than Gis.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 5:15pm
You'd look the same if you had a team of stylists, makeup artists, and most importantly, airbrushers at your disposal.
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That tranny Brook Ho-again did this look last year
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Brooke Hogan is pissed, that was totally her cover, but for the magazine 'D'...a mag for chicks with dicks!!
that BODY.
it's just NOT FAIR......
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Looks like something I wore in the 80s
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