Tuesday, July 15th 2008
It's Just Gas.....
....I think. Uma Thurman looks like she's trying to push out a doody bubble or maybe she's playing one of my favorite games: Pregnant Lady. Don't you do that? I love doing that shit. I stick out my belly, hold it and say, "Hello there, Baby Phoebe Shauna. Mommy loves you very much." And then I try to breastfeed myself, but I can never reach. I have seriously spent hours trying to lick my own nipple. Those of you that can, have received a beautiful gift from God. I'm jealous.
Maybe she's knocked up? If I was her, I would've been knocked up last week. Her fiance is some rich ass Swedish dude. Uma has money, but his money is even better! Here's more of Uma and her gas baby in Corsica.
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site R I C H L O V I N G.C O M last week. Just curious!
It's very important for oneupsmanship that Uma hook up with someone far superior to Ethan's bride/baby-mommy/former nanny. Busson is Swiss but lives in London. He's worth far more than Ethan, who directs and stars in badly received indie films and probably hit his apex in White Fang.
I can lick my own nipple.....you think I would do it more often.
I heard Jennifer Garner's got a parasite in the uterus too.
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"Fooled you, poopie." - Okie
I'd rather have her belly than Alicia Douvall's breast implants. Oh wait, I do have a belly. Envy me!
She should get that shit looked into. Looks like a bad case of ovarian cysts.
I love Uma Thurman. She is soo gorgeous. Remember back when she was married to Gary Oldman? Seems like a lifetime ago. Isn't she marrying the guy that Elle MacPherson was with for a while? Arpad Musson or something?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
SHE IS KNOCKED UP AND SO IS EVA LONGWHORIA.
MICHAEL LOHAN IS NOT THE FATHER.
You have to kind of bend the boob. Which hurts, so I don't really see the benefit.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
I just tried to lick my own nipple...! Couldn't reach for some reason and I have pretty big boobs so you would think it would be easy but no...I really do NOT want to put my own neck in traction thank you very much, MK!
Your face!
has anyone suggested yet that they call the baby "Jenkem?"
uma means horse in japanese! horsey!
Gas X at drugstore.com
I'm back...I've been away performing a taste test on my nipples. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
thanks Cunt.... ress
ps: you don't matter.
your God loves me I can lick BOTH my nipples. and no, I don't have long ass udder titties haha
ps: you don't matter.
Also it's spelled "udder" if you're referring to the dangly cow boobs.
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I don't know the same things you don't know.
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Thanks for posting that link, Bradiful. I laughed myself silly. *wiping away tears*
And: Submitted by Lisa Marie: "speaking of gas, I just read perez hilton is being sued by one of his users because he posted a nasty email she sent him, which included her email address. Dumb bitch sent it from work and when the other site members bombarded her with emails she got fired!"
I'm not a lawyer, but you CAN be fired for using your company e-mail for personal matters. Perfectly legal. They usually just use that as an excuse to fire you if they don't like you. But if you're using your computer to look at porn or whatnot...
She might be getting ready for the 2 girls 1 cup movie. She is a professional, ya know and she likes to prepare for her shit, no pun intended. I kinda like this hot bitch though.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Narrator,
Not yet. I think it's in the technique.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
You think she is pretty???? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Get your eyes checked!!! I got nauseated watching Kill Bill 2 in the theater after the close ups of her face!!!! JEEEZUS!!!!!
PhaQ Bitch!!!
***inhaling like I did in the sixties***
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Clarisse,
you didn't say, did you? CAN you lick them?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 7:32pm.
El B you can be gross all you like. I live vicariously...imagination is a wonderful thing.
Awww thanks, i think i...'hang on'..*FAAAAAARRRTTTT*...love you!! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Uvula,
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
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Sorry!
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
El B.,
And I live vicariously through Deb, so turn up the gross!!
*taps foot impatiently*
Kizzy,
NO!!! I didn't even think. I read the post, hopped up, whipped em out and gave it a go...no as easy as it sounds.
Uvula,
Ewwwwwwwwwwww.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
UMA IS NO STUPID SARA, HER RETIRMENT FUND LOOKS FULLY VESTED.
OXA
El B you can be gross all you like. I live vicariously...imagination is a wonderful thing.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 3:21pm.
You did remember to sell tickets, first, right?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 7:24pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo
Totally agree with you. It is absurd how freaking gorgeous the woman is...
Pulling on mom jeans, stuffing a twinkie in my mouth and admitting to a huge girl crush on her.
Substitute that twinkie for....aww forget it, i'm soooo gross! :o)
Just saw 'Pulp F' for the 50th time last night, yummmmmmmmmmmm.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
I can lick my own nipple but they're leaking so I'm not much inclined.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Back a little farther ESE, I see someone gave you the link....get comfy, there are a bajillion comments!
Deb, get on Yahoo! I won't be able to talk tonight!
lol
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Submitted by El Bastardo
Totally agree with you. It is absurd how freaking gorgeous the woman is...
Pulling on mom jeans, stuffing a twinkie in my mouth and admitting to a huge girl crush on her.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
ESE!!!!!!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/13/vivienne-marcheline-knox-leon-jo...
Sadly, I saved the link.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
She doesnt look preggers, she is really thin everywhere else. Prob just bloated or a bad angle whatev I still think she looks fab.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Kizzy / Narrator,
I was wondering why men kept walking by my office door...guess they've never seen a grown woman standing on her chair without her shirt and bra trying to lick her own nipple.
I would also explain why i kept hearing "need help with that?"
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 3:03pm.
thank you!... i gotta go see if i can find it.. this is just too silly to pass up!... "racist"... yeah, this should be good reading
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Good luck! Make sure you give us the link!
Jealous troglodytes. Uma is scrumptious.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by Lisa Marie on July 15, 2008 - 3:07pm.
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That is too funny. That guy is looking to break the record for most lawsuits filed against him, isn't he?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
PSL, is it the "Brad Pitt: “I’m The Happiest Father Ever” shit? or do i have to keep going back farther?
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Submitted by hopskip on July 15, 2008 - 12:12pm.
I'm glad you said it first, sistah, but ITA with you!
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
“Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next.”
Gilda Radner
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Kizz / Narrator,
Alright you two! Really? You mean i'm the only person sitting in an office behind a computer with their shirt off???
I should probably shut the door.
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Nah, everybody else enjoys it so much better when you leave the door open, don't be selfish!! Share!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
It looks shopped... the photo grain is missing on the light part of the belly and it's sort of blurred. But I hate people who insist everything is shopped, so...
Mrs K.,
"menopaunch"
Bwhaahaaahah!! God that is priceless!!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 3:02pm.
Kizz / Narrator,
Alright you two! Really? You mean i'm the only person sitting in an office behind a computer with their shirt off???
I should probably shut the door.
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No No.. leave the door open, and pick up that pen on the floor.. Not that one,, The one over there! *points to far side of room* Now take off those suspenders, Your pants are riding up!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Bloat much?!
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"I fucking drink beer and party!"
Looks pregs to me for sure.
@PSL: Whaaa? Is this about your siggy? They said that?
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 3:03pm.
thank you!... i gotta go see if i can find it.. this is just too silly to pass up!... "racist"... yeah, this should be good reading
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."