Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
Creepy. Brooke Hogan and her daddy's girlfriend are practically twins - Egotastic!
Why, hello there, Ewan McGregor - Lainey Gossip
HoHan's possibly fake chichis are looking juicy - Hollywood Tuna
Vintage Angie Jo pictures from when she was blonde - IDLYITW
John Barrymore is looking for the root of his gayness - Towleroad
Brit Brit trapped in an elevator for Vadge. At least the weave looks semi-clean - Popsugar
Miley Cyrus wants to be a positive role model. Cue the laugh track - Just Jared
Denise Richards chases the paps while topless (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Trout pouts off the hook - Cityrag
Tommy Girl's son is taking flying lessons. That's because he's trying to get away - Hollywood Rag
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Would it be wrong to kill Miley Cyrus????
It baffles my mind that Charlie sheen still has to see his kids with supervision! He should be given sole custody! I mean, he's against them being exploited, he's a hella better dad then Brad Pitt! If Denise really thinks he has tranny infested sperm, than what is she saying about her own daughters?
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
I would argue that by the looks of it, Hulk Hogan is fucking himself with a longer weave, but that's just ME.
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Brooke does look just like her mother, so maybe it's more hulk dating a woman who looks like his estranged wife!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
LoL/ She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
The whole HOgan family sucks big time. What a bunch of famewhores. Hulk really likes tranny looking women.
Angelina looked like my closest friend since high school in the dark hair pics, ange also has chola brows in those pics.her boobs were bigger then than last year when she became skeletalina!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Ewan looks so fucking hot. It's a tossup between him & Mark Ronson. Guess I have to see Ronson's dick & compare. Or I'll just take both.
Ewan Mcgregor is a hot bitch. He needs to show us the dick again. I think i've seen it about 5 times already.
And I think I need to see it one more time.
Always liked Ewan. Looks just like my ex husband.
Brooke and her daddy's girl = Scary shit
=========OMG, she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site ----------------" M o d e l m i l l i o n a i r e . c o m "----------------- last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site。 ========================
Anony, she obviously got a nose job too. It was fuller and more bulbous in her youth. Some work to the boob area also. ...Is it just me or are her eyes looking really small in those pics.. at least compared to the huge eyes she's got now.
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MK is a comedic god next to stupid Perez. Why isn't MK catapulted to fame? There's so much I don't understand. Let's start a movement!
Oooh, I love me some Ewan MacGregor! Rowwrr!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 5:56pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 5:49pm.
O my Goodness! Who the hell is this?!?!?
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She looks closer to Geena Davis than Angelina Jolie!! Maybe it's the pose, but she looked kinda big there.
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She is bigger - she looks like a normal girl. I think the chipmunk cheeks are just her youth, you know?
I will give Brangelina this - They are probably 2 of the best models in he world today. If only peopel would stop translating that and their adventurousness into "goodness".
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 5:49pm.
O my Goodness! Who the hell is this?!?!?
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She looks closer to Geena Davis than Angelina Jolie!! Maybe it's the pose, but she looked kinda big there.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
O my Goodness! Who the hell is this?!?!?
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080714/angelina%20jolie%...
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Maybe their BODIES are twins. But that girlie's face is twins with Popeye.
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This just in: The Hogan family has displaced the Osbournes as the stupidest, most dysfunctional fucking family on the planet. While early voting made it appear close by the time the polls closed, the Hogans had it 3 to 1. For their victory they have won 5 one way tickets to the planet "who gives a shit". Gawd would somebody just put them out of their collective misery. All because the roided up dad made bazillions of dollars exchanging man sweat with other roided up men. What a great world.
So she has had a boob job, then? Because her boobs are way smaller in those pics than now. Course, I guess it could be pregnancy and childbirth.
The McCanns Did It
They have already photoshopped Britney's body. Her hips and arms aren't that skinny!
did I mention the whole thing of Brooke and slutastic hoging around together at the trough really bothers me? k I'm done for now thanks :)
Way to go Katie! Julia Roberts did not have an accomplice in Sleeping With the Enemy. Coyly suggest to Conner to ask Daddy for flying lessons and then you both can escape. You are still alive behind those dead eyes and smile.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Sorry ladies but cannot agree that Ewen looks hot.
K well the Hogans are splendiferously fuc*tastic in all of their glory! YUCK!!!!
right on about Ewan McGregor -- me thinks it's the no-douche factor that multiplies the sexy of that man.
Mmmm. Some Ewan this morning. Lick-a-licious.
Ewan McGregor is one of those rare hot fuckers that gets hotter with age!
Raaaaawr baby!
"Take the best orgasm you've ever had... multiply it by a thousand, and you're still nowhere near it. "
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:48pm.
*looks down, smells*
OH NO!! I think I have this, Bum Balls, you speak of.. Oh never mind, it was just that Hush Puppy I lost at lunch.. phew, that was scary!
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Are you sure? I can smell a bit of bum-balliness, and I think it might be you...
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Holy Fuck-- If I didn't know that was AJ in those early pictures, I would never have guessed it. Although, I'm sure that it's just good genes and make-up that has made the difference. I mean, we all know that as we age our lips tend to grow larger while our noses narrow down and our tits get perkier. It's just natural.
I'm one step away from becoming a Victoria's Secret model myself. Just waiting for that age-related butt-lift and inevitable smoothing of the cellulite that comes with your late thirties and the birthing of your third child.
Who's John Barrowman? I don't care if he's as gay as an Easter bonnet. Me likey. I've *got* to start watching television..*no. 246 on to-do list*
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel~Jimi Hendrix
Don't quote me or hold it against me but I to think Skeletina looked better pre-personality split.
Only LOOKED better, I have always thought something just wasn't right about her.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
tonicbitch on July 15, 2008 - 2:38pm.
There is simply way too much fugly in this post for a Tuesday afternoon *pours drink*
- it's like we lost a bet.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 2:34pm.
New favourite saying:
Bum Balls = a man who can't wipe properly whose balls end up smelling like caca.
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*looks down, smells*
OH NO!! I think I have this, Bum Balls, you speak of.. Oh never mind, it was just that Hush Puppy I lost at lunch.. phew, that was scary!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by missy on July 15, 2008 - 2:19pm.
angie jo was so sexy-trashy before she got all plastic-surgeried up. like that angie jo better.
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same here, now she's the joker with roid lips and douche fumes pouring out every orifice.
Ohhhhhhhh Ewan..........I'm so in lurrrrve!!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
that inbred face just screams DON'T FUCK YER CUZINS Y'ALLS!
There is simply way too much fugly in this post for a Tuesday afternoon *pours drink*
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Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry but I did when I seen this piccy of Hulk's old lady and by old lady I mean old.....lady
EWAN!
*Swoon*
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Fuck it!
kangolwest on July 15, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Why is her head 20 years older than her body?
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I dunno but I was asking myself the same thing
New favourite saying:
Bum Balls = a man who can't wipe properly whose balls end up smelling like caca.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Does anyone remember that MTV True Life "I'm Broke" episode.. That girl had a kid, would have to pawn her title.. And then her girl friend came over and was like "girl, start stripping, I did last night, I made like $700!" uhm, WTF.. This bitch looked just as ugly as Hogan's GF.. like gross. No way did ths bitch make that much, even hooking..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Why is her head 20 years older than her body?
Yeah, Denise, way to fend off those paps, chasing them topless is SURE to make them go away. What a whore!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
im not in love
no no no
just becaaaaauuuuseeee
Ohhhhhhhh you'd wait a long time for meeeee
ohhhhhhh you'd wait a long ti-ime
That song gets stuck in me noggin and it is my moms fault for listening to that in her car when i was a wee little bebe bitch.
lite rock, more crap, less talk!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on July 15, 2008 - 2:28pm.
soiling the sanctity of a lovely cartoon.. shame on you!LOL!
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"Here comes the story of the Hurricane.
The man the authorities came to blame,
for somethin' that he never done."
Angie, why did you have to go and change your cute buttony nose? Insecure much?
She was prettier before.
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Fuck it!
Is she missing her dentures?
With those lips and those eyes, if you dyed her hair blue she would look just like a character out of Finding Nemo.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I think Angie's pretty but she doesn't look good as a blonde
and "Miley Cyrus wants to be a positive role model. Cue the laugh track" LMAO
Damn...Ewan looks hot!