The Photoshop Awards: Dolly Parton In A Promo Picture For "9 To 5"
Dolly Parton totally called in sick on day of this photo shoot. Her magnificent chichis didn't feel like working that day. Instead of rescheduling, they just took a cardboard cutout of Dolly and popped it in the middle. The chicks in the photo shoot had no idea it wasn't Dolly herself. I'm serious. I think that's what they really did.
Yes, these are the promo pictures for "9 to 5: The Musical" which starts performances in Los Angeles this September. It will then move on to Broadway in March. Allison Janney plays the Lily Tomlin role, Stephanie J. Block has the Jane Fonda role and Megan Hilty will play the role made famous by Dolly. Dolly wrote a bunch of songs for this shit show.
These pictures make my soul hurt. Allison totally doesn't look like Violet. She just looks like C.J. from "The West Wing" posing with a Chestica Simpson impersonator and some other bore. This is going to be hideously awful. It looks like the ABC Family version of "9 to 5." UGH. Why must stupid whores ruin everything!
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GROUPPPPPPPPPPPPPP HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happens when Mrs K isn't happy?
*crickets*
Anyone know?
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 15, 2008 - 3:48pm.
What happens when Mrs K isn't happy?
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We're all fucked.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 3:43pm.
No, Zomay, once again, you are taking everything all wrong. Pardon my brashness, I wasn't trying to be rude. I'm sure you've seen my posts before, and just about anyone here can tell you I curse in every one.
I did tell you that simply disagreeing with you did not mean I was attacking you. You took it all wrong.
And believe me, after tangling with HALA myself a few times, I would never mistake you for her, I know that you are sane, and usually reasonable.
If I have offended you by not starting off with 'Hi', I do apologize for that. The couple of times I have come in and started off with just greetings, nobody paid attention, so I didn't think that was the proper form. Now that you have brought it to my attention, I will make a point of it. Not specifically to you, you've expressed your desire not to speak to me again, which is fine, and mutual. Just telling you this in the interest of clearing the air.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Ok, beeshes...I heard there were cupcakes, pot, and beer up in this joint. Give up the goods, people! :)
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I'm totally trying Ben & Jerry's new "Goodbye Yellow Brickle Road" flavor. It looks delicious and the proceeds will benefit Elton John's AIDS Foundation.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 15, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Fighting finished? Right, i've got 1 false eyelash,2 Lee press-ons (pink), 1 pair of edible panties-Tuna flavoured, i think they're edible, a bloodstained blonde weave and an earlobe with a pearl ear-ring.
Ummmm, you missed this. *handing ElB the torn bra strap that was hanging from the overhead light*
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Youre once
twice
THREE TIMEEEEEEEEEEES a la-dy
and i ruuuuuuuUUUUUUUUb you
I ruuuUUUuuUUubbbb *whispers* you
*Licks a nipple i found on the floor*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 15, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Fighting finished? Right, i've got 1 false eyelash,2 Lee press-ons (pink), 1 pair of edible panties-Tuna flavoured, i think they're edible, a bloodstained blonde weave and an earlobe with a pearl ear-ring.
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*sticks finger in* Here, found your other pearl ear-ring.. Oh wait.. here's one of your press on nails, I think its a thumb..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
*runs down hallway w/ tits bouncing*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Missy,
So, this may seem off topic but, can you lick your own nipple?? Several slutz are braggin about they can, but i can't. I doubting the validity of their claims.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Fighting finished? Right, i've got 1 false eyelash,2 Lee press-ons (pink), 1 pair of edible panties-Tuna flavoured, i think they're edible, a bloodstained blonde weave and an earlobe with a pearl ear-ring.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
whoa! crazee ass thread here!
OT: whoever said Dolly looks like a white-haired Elvira here NAILED it!
missy: pass the beer, PULEEZE! work is soooooo slow and i'd give my left arm for a nice cold brew-ha right now!
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Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
This is insane. I have been here for a few years now and most of you know my behavior. READ all the posts. She is treating this whole thing like I AM LOVE ANGELINA. I will never talk to Kizzy again. I thought we were cool, but if she gets this pissed over stupid crap, whats the point. I am one of the easiest people to get along with here. Look at my history. She came into the whole conversation pissed. Look at how it got started.
Instead of saying, "Look zomay I disagree with you but I respect your opinion". Instead her very first sentence to me was, " It's doing stupid shit like that, that causes more of a problem than it solves."
So she never says hello or Hi zomay I disagree... she introduces herself into the conversation as brash as possible. And since we have all been here long enough to be polite to each other I was confused by her approach.
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big tall one for clarisse!!!
AND A BEER!!! heeeehee!
yeah I tried not to point fingers... i love both those sluts... and i do understand how incredibly alluring your tit-ays can be
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Beer? Who has beer?
Someone beer me...
Missy,
She was. I had my shirt off. She couldn't help it.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
shiiit Ill have a beer too then!!
BEEER!!!!!!!!!!
bringing people together for centuries *hapy sigh*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Off topic but made me smile (SFW):
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9fciD_II7NI
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Submitted by missy on July 15, 2008 - 3:28pm.
I did, as soon as I read that. If drama could've held her water a sec, she'd have seen that, too. I'm not just parking on this thread, I was commenting on another at the time. Joking with Clarisse, as a matter of fact. Thank you for the beer, it's nice and cold, just how I like it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
STOP FIGHTING!!!!!
*Unless you're naked then carry on*
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
PSL - it's lunch time honey, she's on her break, so I thought I'd pop in and say hello, but DAYUMN!
Kdracofan.. ooops.. I thought I was pulling on your finger.. *washes hands* guess that was someone else.. Why yes, i will pull your finger!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
kizz, zomay let it go, so we just want you to do the same.
we have plenty of tards to fight off around here, we dont need our own people spatting!!♥♥
love you sluts!
now sit in the corner and think about what you did!
heres a beer and a joint to keep you company.... good lil sluts...
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 15, 2008 - 3:18pm
I am calm, and cursing is my usual manner of speaking, as you well know. There's not a thread on here that I haven't dropped an f-bomb. That's not a brag, or anything like that, I'm just saying, that's my usual speech. Yeah, I get worse when I get pissed off, but fuck me for getting pissed when someone is talking shit to me. You would've done the same damn thing, so don't even bother saying you wouldn't. I've seen you do it before.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hi M.E.!
things getting busy already?
I cannot believe they are making this into a Musical show.....I loved this movie so much....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 3:19pm.
uh this is totally off topic,, but here it goes..
Toooooooooooooooot
glad to finally get this off of my chest.. or out of my ass, can't remember, I always get those two things confused..
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lol
wanna 'pull my finger'?
I come in for a drive by and what the fuckity fuck is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plenty of Cupcakes! even for KA....
Oh and On T: Is Dolly the only one cashing in or are Jane and Lily getting a cut to?
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 2:20pm.
It's needless & ridiculous.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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dramaqueen365247 on July 15, 2008 - 3:01pm.
Excellent idea, kdraco! With all the anger & aggression, it's starting to feel like LA is back!
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that makes me sad
uh this is totally off topic,, but here it goes..
Toooooooooooooooot
glad to finally get this off of my chest.. or out of my ass, can't remember, I always get those two things confused..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
@BBitch - Are there any non-frosted cupcakes left or did they all go first? I'm not fond of frosting.
Kizzy, calm down. You've gone over the edge. Unlike you, I won't resort to name calling & cursing.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 15, 2008 - 3:14pm.
You can go fuck yourself, too, aight? She wasn't so classy and mature slagging me off, so where was your high-mindedness then?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Oh FFS some of you need to get your own damn blog and leave the off topic petty bullshit out of the comments. Thanks!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 15, 2008 - 2:13pm.
Yikes! As much as I detest The Brad, I'll take my dream over yours. (Although yours may be closer to the truth ...)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Good for you, zomay. Thank you for doing the classy, mature thing & taking the high road.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
dramaqueen365247 on July 15, 2008 - 3:06pm
Awwww...
Well I had The Brad dream last night:
So I was in some house, kinda run down and was walking through rooms and saw blood and bloody towels on the floors in them, then The Brad appeared and I asked what was going on, then a woman appeared in one of the rooms and another in another room, they were out of it and bloody from the waist down.
I asked The Brad why there were three rooms a mess and only two women, he told me this was the stash house for pregnant mothers Skeletina picked from some country, each having twins and the missing woman's twins were picked to be the holy ones and they had to off her.
The other babies were taken somewhere else and the women were being left there to fend for themselves.
ACK!!!! No more spicy food after 7pm.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
OK Kizzy you win, I just lost any motivation to continue this Jr High mickey mouse bullshit.
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Submitted by zomay on July 15, 2008 - 3:00pm
You said that I attacked you, then you said I was "real badass" and you were "so scared" then you followed it up with asking me what planet I'm on.
That IS an attack you stupid bitch, you're the one that needs the fucking Midol for taking something I said wrong to start with. You're the one who started off being a total fucking bitch about the whole thing, so you can just keep on sucking my asshole.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Hellen Keller was a feller
He had to pee and it was yeller
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Bwahahaaha,,
Hellen Keller wasn't such a good smeller, but I didn't want to be the one to tell'er! Cause she's one deaf bitch!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Hellen Keller was a feller
He had to pee and it was yeller
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 2:59pm.
How about, when I poop it out tonight, or maybe tomorrow, I just send that sample right over to your Doctor.. Then he'll know what you ate, since I ate what you pooped.. And, No, not too much like pizza at all. More like Salisbury steak stuffed w/ pudding..
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Hmmm. Well, why don't you poop it back into my potty and I'll have a smell. I'll smell your strong accents and might be able to pick up my lunch undertones, sort of like a good wine.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Hellen Keller was a feller
He had to pee and it was yeller
......
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on July 15, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Love one! Thanks, Bradi! By the way, I now feel a real kinship w/ you. I had a dream over the weekend that your man sat down to tell me exactly why he chose the homewrecking skank over Jen (who in the dream was one of my BFFs). It was so vivid, & then I woke up & saw on d that the 2nd coming had finally happened, & I couldn't hate on Brad after our "talk." EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
*runs in the room*
Bradi,
You know me...mention cupcakes, Christian Bale or cawk and i'm there!
Chocolate, no frosting pleeeeeze...
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Cupcakes anyone?
Come on, cupcakes make everything better.
I even left some unfrosted.....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
oooh, i wasn't calling nanna a bastard, i was referring to god.
You bitches all need to get laid. I better see you all at the dick sucking convention, hors
My 94yo nanna used to think her push-button phone was a computer...god rest her cotton socks, the bastard.