Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Morning Wood
Mona Lisa she ain't! Angie Jo's majorly photoshopped EW pics get recycled for Vanity Fair Italy - ONTD
Horseywood's new look book - Mollygood
Eva Mendes talks about her "Angelina Jolie" phase - Celebitchy
Amanda Seyfried pissed off the gays - A Socialite's Life
Minnie Driver is having a girl. She should call her Mickey. Sorry, that was stupid - I'm Not Obsessed
Bob Saget is about to be roasted - SOW
Anna Faris is Hugh Hefner's honorary fourth girlfriend - ICYDK
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Angelina looks Shitalina
I love Ana Faris. She's so cute, and hilarious.. She's pretty sexy also. I loved the gossip on that site ICYDK about Hef's GF's hating on each other.. That's no secret I guess.. I just hate that one, the youngest.. Why don't she just leave him already for a rapper.. Obvious!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
She looks like crap..photoshopped to the max. I also think the name of her boy blob..knox leon..is shiteous...
Xxyxz.. Oh was that a YES as in you just got it in the ass. or YES, do call!! lol..
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by xxyxz on July 15, 2008 - 9:56am.
iheart. want some cereal? lol
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ROTLMAOOO=)) Tastes like the hospital!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Oklahoma... YES!!!!
iheart. want some cereal? lol
xx--yeah that be Kelly, effing LOVE her/him!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Xxyxz. Oh god, I wanted to call. I was sick when I got home, Fell asleep which is unusual. Things have been really bad for me w/ M. Also I had to set a few things straight w/ Mr. Pillio. hmph. I hope you are good.. Can I call you at that # on my lunch break here in 45 mins or so?
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by iHeartHaters on July 15, 2008 - 7:51am.
Is that Kelly?! Damn you girl.
funny ho
Oklahoma!!!!
Hey beautiful!!!
I waited for you to call me.
*pouts* LOL.
Sorry to butt in here but I just had to laugh at this: "They should be with friends and family on this Sunday, doing things. "
When people write shit like this, do they not realize that they are there online at the same time?? I guess it's okay to spend all day on the innernets and not have a life if you are spreading celeb love. Everyone else is a hater. Go fig!
Damn us jelliouse H8ters!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Sensimina, I love that 2nd post. Sorry, but decorating my Brangie shrine and masturbating to pictures of brangelina & co does NOT count as "doing stuff with friends and family on Sunday".
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where is the mole? that says photoshop without any further discussion. I think she looks good though, in a raw, fresh sort of way...
Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 7:45am.
On Topic: Minnie...Minnie...If it were not for The Riches, i would not give two shits about you...
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Really? I think she is an underrated actress.
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Sensi, that's some scary shit. I seriously don't understand how thinking human-beings can continue to fail to see through the Brangelina hoopla.
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Man, I loved all those Friar's roasts in the 60's.
That Shecky Green has a dirty mouth, let me tell you!
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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't
Sensimina?? *glares* WTF is that shit..that one chicks hubby called her since she didn't have a chance to be on th computer.. What, and they are calling US losers.. Funny Stuff! Like way funny!
*flicks lit cig into their faces*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Some crazy gems from Just Jared. I finally skimmed comments on the birth of the Golden Ones. Scary shit!
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Jill @ 07/13/2008 at 7:11 pm
PASSING OUT @ 07/13/2008 at 7:03 pm
Hey, Shitzy, I was wondering when your sorry ass would turn up. Great day to be a J-P fan, isn’t it? And a sucky day to be you. But then every day it sucks to be you, you poor thing. Now when are you going to put yourself out of your misery and commit hari-kari? The sooner the better.
Have-A-life @ 07/1
The regulars on this site need to ignore the losers on that “other site” who are identical to high schooler girl gangs with sad home lives. Like I’ve said, they’ve driven everyone away on Dlisted and are just a poor pool of gals who need to get a life. Ignore them and leave them to themselves. They are envious of Angelina Jolie. They should be with friends and family on this Sunday, doing things. They are isolated and only have fake friends on that site and they gang up on people who are better than them. Jeez, there are so many losers on the internet!
lsam @ 07/13/2008 at 8:02 pm
OMG, my husband just called me since I haven’t had time on the computer this weekend. Thank you, thank you JJ I was praying for a boy and a girl. Now they are really 3 boys, 3 girls, the Jolie-Pitt bunch. I love their names. One funny thing though, my belly pig’s name when I was in the Philippines was Vivian not Vivienne. Now I could hardly wait to see the twins on the cover of People. Joy! Joy! Joy!
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
THEY TRIED 2 GIVE ME A TIME SLOT WERE IT WAS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE ... I HAVE A FUCKING LIGHT SHOW DUMB ASS, IT'S NOT CALLED GLOW IN THE DARK FOR NO REASON SQUID BRAINS!
Too bad they forgot to photoshop her wonk out. This beast will never go away.
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Jolie gives trannies a bad name cause the guys downtown look a helluva a lot better than this nasty bag.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 11:23am
That would be an awesome kid, as long as you weren't their teacher!! OMG, can you just imagine what the kid would pick up from those 2 comedic geniuses?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I never thought that Brangelina would become even more annoying than Bennifer was!
Can't they just settle down in Cambodia and stay there...like FOREVER?!
Stop pestering the world with your family, Angelina!!!
Btw, the necklace with that golden machine gun is unbelievable.
Bitch is insane and should have never had kids to begin with.
I think that Tourette's Guy should be the MC of the Bob Saget Roast!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR7GUiiKEz0
Kizz,, I loved that chappelle epi.. I love chappelle too, I wish Chappelle and Saget would have a baaaby and it would be my twin.
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Every time I see the AJ picture I wonder why she doesn't have a dirty sanchez. It just looks like it would fit with that picture.
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Pre-suck my genital situation!
Um, Angie looks straight-up ugly here. Whore!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 11:08am.
I saw his HBO special, and was crying, I was laughing so hard. I thought he was the "super nice guy" from America's Funniest Home Videos, and of course, Full House. The first inkling he wasn't really that way was the Chapelle stoner flick. Then when I saw the special, I was amazed. I want him to adopt me.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Miss Priss on July 15, 2008 - 11:10am.
She looks weird...that black and white photo is all kinds of creepy. Like she's mommified or some shit
- a few virgins sacrificed a day is all she needs.
It's the nose to mouth deal that looks weird, among other things.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
That's it.. I'm ripping that damned necklace off of her neck.. And I'm gonna melt it down into a single bullet like in the movie Silver Bullet. Then Pow Pow!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
hahahahahaha, LoLo!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
HeidiHo's clothing line is skankaliscious. No thanks.
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Fuck it!
Is this the Jesus pose? She looks like a man even more so than Maniston in this pic. Hate it, hate her.
She looks weird...that black and white photo is all kinds of creepy. Like she's mommified or some shit
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Fuck it!
SHADDAP MINNIE DRIVER!
I dunno i just feel like she should participate in shuttting of the trap times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 11:03am.
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 10:01am.
OVA! The bitches twatt has jumped the shark!
The shark is considering a law suit. Gloria Alred will represent it. Sexual harassment times!
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I'd love to be in THAT courtroom.
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It would go a little like this..
"Your honor, can we really believe a shark who has been accused of murdering innocent women in the 70's by posing as a Candy Graham?"
"That was a skit on SNL Your honor!"
"Are you going to tell this court that the moon landing was fake too? What about the sex tape between big foot and that guy from Paris Hiltons sex tep?"
" Big foot? That WAS paris hilton!"
" CASE CLOSED"
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kizzy.. Oh goodness, I agree, I loves the Saget!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
I wonder how many eyebrow pencils they used to fill in her brows.. And does her cleavage really go up THAT far? wow...! that is pretty amazing.
*draws mustache and devil horns on AJ's face*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Bob Saget is one of the funniest, and nastiest comedians in the biz. Can't wait for the uncut roast, I'm sure most of the best parts won't be in the first cut.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Angelina Jolie is transforming into a god damned drag queen
Minnie Driver is STILL pregnant?! wtf...
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 10:01am.
Jesus MK. Like we have not seen just about enough of this god damn bitch.
OVA! The bitches twatt has jumped the shark!
The shark is considering a law suit. Gloria Alred will represent it. Sexual harassment times!
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I'd love to be in THAT courtroom.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Hi Drama!
Jesus MK. Like we have not seen just about enough of this god damn bitch.
OVA! The bitches twatt has jumped the shark!
The shark is considering a law suit. Gloria Alred will represent it. Sexual harassment times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Angelina looks so beautiful!I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*******last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Heidiwood line = hooker clothes!
Thanks Mike!
I may have to rent it...Lewis Black, Eric Idle and Izzard. I'm an Izzard freak.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
There seem to be some norms or expectations for how stars ought to look, and dayum, those norms are ugly!
Plastic surgery fug--and inflated lips seem to be one of the biggest offenders, so to speak.
Aristocrats--I don't know--same joke told by a bunch of people--pretty much covering the same ground, as there is only so much perversity to talk about. I got bored and didn't even finish watching the ones I started.
The joke is probably really funny the first time you hear it and aren't expecting it, but dayum...
Skankalina does NOT look good here.
Anna Farris is so adorable, I could eat her w/ a spoon.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
big fat YAWN!!!!
She's gone to the shitters so they have to recycle.