Morning Wood

I'd like to share it with the hotties who also like sports I met at R I C H L O V I N G.C O M,where the hot affluent singles and sexy girls and models to hook up for Hot Love, Flirt and Sexy Dating!

Yuk, she looks terrible. She's obviously had some work done. I can't believe she looks this shitty and she's only 33 or something.

James Haven, waiting til you show up in your pink Cadillac to pick me up so we can make our own "chosen ones". Quit playin!

fuck, major photoshop wonk on the brows

Hi James! I have to confess I was once an Angeloonie (Not Brangeloonie), but I feel like Brad ruined her. James I'll bet you liked Billy bob better didn't you. I know I did! Infact we love you r life stories, why don't you tell us what life was life for James Haven back in the Good old days when Angie was Married to Billy Bob
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Wow, Angelina is aging really quickly.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

People, you have to admit that Jill's comments over JJ are the funniest thing on the internet right now...

Knox this bitch out and make her STFU chuck norris style yo!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Clarisse, that cheap bastard thinks Taco Bell's buying me dinner. I still love him though...coz it's not about money, ya know? On topic: It's never been about the kids, people. It's about satiating AJ's huge EGO and her constant need for attention from people. Seriously, if this woman and her eunuch boyfriend/lover/babydaddy/whatever-the-hell-BP-is cared about the kids, they'd move to a small town/country, get the kids in school ASAP, and try to provide a stable home. Jetsetting is for twenty-somethings and people who're retired, not children!!! Rant over...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Holy Knox! Angie looks like crap!

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

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peaches, you're absolutely right--kids SHOULD come first, and stability and schedules are essential for a kid's wellbeing. I'm already dreading our flight next week because I know its going to be terrible on the kids. My daughter is old enough that she'll be bored but can play on the computer and watch movies or we can read, but my son is only 16 months, and it will be so hard to get them back on schedule and get them adjusted to the 8 hour time difference. Children as old as Pax and Max need the routine of school, and friends and a home, versus going somewhere new every few weeks because mommy and daddy are too selfish to take a little time off or to only work on projects one at a time.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig

Gotta Give Eva Mendez credit for her little quip on her "Angelina Jolie phase" if you read it, you'll know it's obviously not a compliment to Jolie!

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I want to make a petition to tell Brangelina to basically Fuck off, and stop behaving in such a pompous manner that is alienating thier public from them (hey look at Tommy Girl!) and send it to their PR people, and news venues, basically everything except blogs, because Blogs are more comical editorials than straight up gossip mags, and the gossip and news are wher Blogers get their information. So Dlisters, What do you think? I want your imput put into this if I do it. you guys can help me write it. We would threaten to boycott all their movies, Products, the magazines and major news publications. I also want to suggest that we would refuse to donate to any their charities, or ones they are associated with, because it undermines other famous figures who come across as more sincere than they do. Is that too contriversial though, should I leave that part out?
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Stoney,
Damn! I new i had the wording wrong!

Monkey,
You hawt piece you. Tell your BF he a lucky bastard and make him buy you dinner.

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

Submitted by Stoney on July 15, 2008 - 10:26am.
Yeah, I'm slightly OCD. I get it from my father. Sorry!
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Listen doll...no apologies, no explanations.
We ♥ you just the way you are.

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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't

that is a horrible pic of Angie....I hope it doesn;t give me nightmares while I go nap right now....

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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 15, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I seriously doubth she either knows what an ass she is, or she simply cares more about her wanna-be "french" image.

Her and Brad are the two most selfish parents I've seen! They put Maddox in the French school in NYC last year and then just pull him out after a month, and he supposedly loved it there and misses it! From What I've heard, when one becomes a parent, it is no longer about you, you need to put your child's needs first, the world does not revovle around you, it must revolve around your children! I recently read David Duchovny and wife Tea Leoni are selling their Malibu home to move to New York City, So their KIDS can get a good education! They are putting their own needs of their acting careers aside for their kids, that is what a parent is supposed to do! Brad and Angelina don't care whatsoever that they are making it hard for their children to adjust and have friends!

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Yeah, I'm slightly OCD. I get it from my father. Sorry!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"

Ugh I am so over the pretentious Brangelina clan... I also find the new baby names to be ob"knox"cious... ha ha ha, I crack me up!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Stoney--In deed, you are once again correct.
You are strict taskmaster...which is why we ♥ you.

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It's alright if you love me,
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I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't

No no no no no people!!! Her exact quote was:

"It's like judging ducks before they become swans...it's stupid."

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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"

idiots drive me loco, so true!

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what's even worse is how insensitive her wearing that necklace is to her two children she adopted from countries that suffered under violence for decades. I mean, Vietnam was a fucking warzone from 1954 to 1975, and the Khumer Rouge killed millions. Of course, since she forces Max to learn French, the language of colonial opression for both Cambodia and Vietnam, I seriously doubth she either knows what an ass she is, or she simply cares more about her wanna-be "french" image.

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Of course gun violence is not a problem on planet earth. Thankyou for promoting semi-automatics.

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peaches,
You bring up an interesting point...The Mother of the Year has recently said that they have at least two guns in the house...

Loaded weapons in a household with a 7 year old, a 5 year old, a 3 year old, a 2 year old, and twin newborns. Great call Angie Ho.

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 9:48am.
Mrs.Kravitz,
Thanks, but i can't take credit for that gem...that was HA/LA/Loonay.
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HAHAHAHAAH, I KNOW!!!!

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It's alright if you love me,
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I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't

Mrs.Kravitz,
Thanks, but i can't take credit for that gem...that was HA/LA/Loonay.

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

Submitted by peaches on July 15, 2008 - 5:43pm.

I think if the X boys shoot Brad and Ange there is not a court in the world that would put them away. It would be a mercy killing.

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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 15, 2008 - 12:33pm.
nothing says humanitarian peacekeeper like a gold fucking machine gun necklace. :::eyeroll::: when will she fucking disappear.

How fuckin cute will she think Maddox's love of guns are if God forbid he shoots one of his siblings! I pray to god that doesn't happen, We have all heard the stories about kids who accidently shoot each other because of parents being negligent with guns! She should meet one of the families where this tragedy happened, Then lets see how she feels about condoning her child's love of Guns! Now if Maddox used the Gun on her or Brad, well... I kid!!!! I know, not funny, God forgive me! I'm getting images in my head now of Maddox and Pax being the next Menendez Brothers... Oh FUCK, I'm actually saying this out loud! I feel so dirty!!! Do forgive me for my dark humor, I don't mean it at all!

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Submitted by peaches on July 15, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 12:24pm
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When Hef gave Kendra the car that got stolen, she was a bitch about it, and she doesn't listen to what any of the people in the house tell her, the managers, secretaries, and people that have worked for Hef longer than she's been born.

Yes, the fact that it's marketed to teens is fucked all the way up, but I guess after seeing tweens going around in shorts that say "Juicy" on the ass, Hef figured it was ok.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by peaches on July 15, 2008 - 12:27pm.

Hef didn't allow any of the girls to be in playboy, until TGND was a "hit", and they were "celebrities". Then it was a spread on all 3 girls. They all get other gigs, ads and other magazines. Holly has always been interested in the magazine. When Hef wouldn't let her pose, she got interested in the business side of it. You are spot-on about her holding out and going for the big prize.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by idiots drive me loco on July 15, 2008 - 10:33am.

nothing says humanitarian peacekeeper like a gold fucking machine gun necklace. :::eyeroll::: when will she fucking disappear.
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Hysterical!!!! =))=)) Oh well, the bitch will never go the fuck away so at least we can have some good chuckles at her expense:)

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 12:32pm.
Peaches: and I am laughing out loud about your advice to Sara Larson.

glad I was able to do so for you ;)

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 15, 2008 - 12:24pm.

no, I must confess, I don't really watch the show. I've seen bits here and there, So all I saw was Kendra being like a silly dumb little girl. I refuse to really watch this show, I find it reprehensible that this is marketed to teen girls! Hefner is the biggest slimebag! People always scream at the Hardcore porn industry, yet they are very clear on targeting adults only! one of the biggest porn producers is very adimant that Children need to be protected better from internet porn! They don't want children seeing it, because it's bad for buisness. Yet hefner absolutly DOES want young girls to see his filth, with the girls next door, and by seeling Playboy fashions to the teen market, it's horrific!

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nothing says humanitarian peacekeeper like a gold fucking machine gun necklace. :::eyeroll::: when will she fucking disappear.

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Peaches: O you are 100% right...I just wish she was the one leaving...and I am laughing out loud about your advice to Sara Larson.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 9:24am.

"judging a swan while it's still a baby duck"

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That is very deep and profound.
*bowing head in awe and reverence*

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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't

peaches,
*sigh*
Sadley, i am not surprised.

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Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Peaches: I wish Holly was the one leaving

That will NEVER happen! ha! Holly deserves an award for best gold digger! This bitch knows how it's done! I gotta give her credit, Hefner had all these girlfriends who just slept with him to be a playmate, and than they bounced. They all want to make playmate and then do acting, or in their case fail miserably in attempting to be actresses! Not Holly! She's no Dumbass famewhore, she's goin for peepaws big fuckin' Payoff, She's even now a photo editor for playboy. Dumbass Sara Larson, you chose the famewhore route, you should have watched Holly on the Girls next door, you'd have learned something!

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Submitted by peaches on July 15, 2008 - 12:18pm.

Have you seen the show? Kendra is a bitch!! She is obnoxious, and even more ego-centric than the other 2. She is a greedy whore, and nothing else.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Mrs.Kravitz,
Posting on Sunday in an Angie Jo thread about how only losers are posting on Sunday is like judging a swan while it's still a baby duck.

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 12:18pm.

I saw some pretty bad brangeloonies last night on a thread on MSNBC for an article regarding the baby's names! can you believe it, MSNBC wrote a whole article for the names of the Frickin' Star twins!

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Peaches: I wish Holly was the one leaving - I can't stand her.
Kendra looks like she smells but she doesn't seem like a bad person. Dumb? Very.

Submitted by Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 9:18am.
Oh man those lunatics at Just Jolie are FREAKS!

Line of the day…posted on SUNDAY…on an Angie Jo thread…

" Have-A-life @ 07/13 ….They are envious of Angelina Jolie. They should be with friends and family on this Sunday, doing things. They are isolated and only have fake friends on that site and they gang up on people who are better than them. Jeez, there are so many losers on the internet!"
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Physician, heal thyself!
Ya know what I'm sayin'?

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It's alright if you love me,
It's alright if you don't
I'm not afraid of you runnin' away honey,
I've got this feeling you won't

Clarisse.. HaHA at calling it Just Jolie..that is way creepy how they act.. *hides under Brad's doodied up panties*

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

Poor Kendra, Poor sweet dumb Kendra. Sometimes dumb people can be so swet because of their dumbness, I don't mind them as much as dumb shallow bitches! Kendra's probably one of those dumb girls who always smiles and there are always some disgruntled bitter people who just want to take people like that down. I kinda feel sorry for Kendra a little.
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Oh man those lunatics at Just Jolie are FREAKS!

Line of the day…posted on SUNDAY…on an Angie Jo thread…

" Have-A-life @ 07/13 ….They are envious of Angelina Jolie. They should be with friends and family on this Sunday, doing things. They are isolated and only have fake friends on that site and they gang up on people who are better than them. Jeez, there are so many losers on the internet!"

Well, it's right about the losers on the internet… *coff*Have-A-Life*coff*…

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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.

I saw Bob saget doing standup on HBO. He's actually very funny! Part of his routine was how full house made him seem like a goody two shoes, and he totally hated that image! He made lots of funny jokes about full house. As far as the roast, the better have Lisa Lampinelli again! Dlisters do you know who this woman is? She is so Fuckin Funny! At Flavor Flav's roast she said to him if he was any smaller and blacker Brad and Angelina would try to adopt him! It was brilliant!
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Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on July 15, 2008 - 4:30pm.
Btw, the necklace with that golden machine gun is unbelievable.

What a total fuckwit. Buy a kid from a war zone and encourage his obsession with violence. I don't know what's worse. That the aptly nicknamed Mad drew her a machine gun for mother's day, that her stupid sperm donor had it made into a necklace or that I know these things. It's like this poxy circus is in the air we breathe and there's no un-knowing this shite.
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