Cougar Coochie?
Please take this quick moment from reading a bunch of dumb shit you don't care about on Dlisted to examine this very important clip of Suzanne Somers on HSN from Break.com. Is she wearing flesh-colored panties or is that her bare cougar pussy? I would think a woman of her age would have a fluffier cougar chocha. Although, I think my mommy might.........I need to stop myself. Not today.
Suzanne's memaw cooch looks kind of mangy, like it could use a flea dip. What am I saying?! I'm talking about the legend known as Suzanne Somers! I have spent many a drunken night, sitting on my sofa and watching hours of her menopausal rants on HSN. I owe her my life! I'd give her memaw cooch a tongue lashing if I had the chance. I know, it's too early for this fuckery. I sowwy.
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She's wearing some kind of underwear, but it might be a little on the sheer side. I'm not sure what is underneath and frankly, I don't want to know.
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Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 10:21am.
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Are you referring to this photo of your ex-girlfriend?
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/sluttsville/ugly.jpg
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 15, 2008 - 10:29am.
I bet youre right. If was not such a heavy drinker these thoughts would keep me up at night.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 15, 2008 - 10:24pm.
"Hello this is Lolo McHiggins! Yes Im fine thanks its healing nicely. So I have this new treatment to keep your face lifts fresher for longer! YES I KNOW! You just have to sleep with this plastic bag over your head...."
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LMAO!!
Oh you know some fucker is totally gonna commercialize this shit someday.
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
MK, I think you need some counseling. Or a dose of Gaystrogen.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
I say shear underwear, and an unshaved/lightly trimmed nether region.
No I saw this. You see she has one of those handy plastic bags that keep fruit fresh for long periods of time fastened into these new fan dangle thongs. She was just trying to keep it fresher longer down there!
I guess since she is getting on in years she must have put the plastic fruit fresh thong on backwards. These things happen!
*dials Sharons Stone and the Kardashian moms managers*
"Hello this is Lolo McHiggins! Yes Im fine thanks its healing nicely. So I have this new treatment to keep your face lifts fresher for longer! YES I KNOW! You just have to sleep with this plastic bag over your head...."
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Well that certainly killed the buzz I had going from the Dark Knight thread.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I was all happy in my world with the thought of sitting on Christian Bales face and then WHAM MK posts this to kill it. Thanks MK!
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Dick happens! - MK
Dang people....I would almost rather hear some of your near-death stretched-sinkhole child-birthing stories than the stages of aging pubic hair....I said almost.
For those of you who think female pubic hair falls out with age, McSlutty has a pic for you (no, it's not her).
What ever it was is wasn't black, chocolate or papaya...and the going rate is way less that $59.90!
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
I think meemaw's pussy hairs start to disappear with age......
I call underwear...but unfortunately her pussy is eating it.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 10:16am.
Hahahaha
Submitted by tinkuy on July 15, 2008 - 10:14am.
Didn't you see The Vagina Monologues, MK??? After menopause, the hair down there becomes sparser & sparser.
Mrs K told us this and many other things re: menafectedginas!
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My vote is neither. I'm guessing she's wearing one of those flesh-colored suction body glove things that's supposed to shape your body better under clothes. If it was vagina we'd know (and be blinded, I might add).
That wasn't a cougar, a fuckin' hyena maybe.
Er...I'm leaving this one alone.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I think menopause made the kitty patch go bald. I can't wait for that day. I'm tired of shaving my pubic chinchilla.
Finally, a Suzanne Somers diet that works.
That background music... with the vid in slow-mo... HYSTERICAL!!
And yeah, I'd say she's wearing panties. But still, wtf was that all about?! Was she trying to cool off the area below the Equator line??
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"Our kind must never sit in the audience. Our kind must perform and run the show, or the others will run us."
Like what is this..I can't see it.. oh goodness! Like does she just have a skirt on and no grannie panties? Can you see bush? Details Please!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
I did the Dlisted Diagnosis by putting my face right up to the screen. Would it be so hard to put on a crotch cover?!
My god its too early for this.
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Didn't you see The Vagina Monologues, MK??? After menopause, the hair down there becomes sparser & sparser.
Sweet fancy moses, it's too early for that. I would guess that she's wearing some kind of flesh-colored underthing. However, it did look suspiciously clefted. I can't believe I said "clefted" so early in the morning.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Ken Paves styled it for her!
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Seriously now, is it REALLY that hard to wear some fucking underwear? I don't get it with all these broads walking around with no panties on underneath their dresses/skirts. Cover that shit up! No one wants to see it!
My PSA for the day. :)
Hmmm. Tough call.
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