Eva LongWHORIA Got The Katie Holmes

Congratulations to Eva LongWHORIA for managing to make herself look even homelier. I didn't think it was possible. She gets two dick slaps for that. Bitch still looks like Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH.

I'm pretty biased though. Even if Eva showed up to an event with chicken cutlets in her cheeks and exquisite lucite heels on her feet, I'd still think she was a gross mess.

I doubt this shit is going to last. LongWHORIA was made for cheap hair extensions. It won't be long before Ken Paves is gluing polyester locks on her fugly ass rat head.

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Submitted by ajacks on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:12am.

Most likely the haircut is for DHW, in the 5 year jump epi she had shorter hair. Anyways she looks horrific.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:11am.

I bet Mario told her to do it....
Ok, don't hate on me but her long hair was too heavy for her, now I don't like this standard robot issue style, however, this seems like a "nesting" hair cut, i.e., baby making, being pregnant hair.

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:08am.

I bet she was trying to look more... sophisticated.

FAIL!!

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Submitted by Khandi on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:07am.

Totally aged her by at least 10yrs.

Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:05am.

kdracofan,
I had to step out of there...i was over-exciting myself.

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What?

On topic. Shit hair cut.

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Submitted by princy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:02am.

terrible.

Dickmatization is a real and serious disease -mk

Submitted by Oonagh on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:00am.

Fug.

Submitted by oklahoma on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 10:00am.

Meh, that's so she can easily maintain different colored wigs at night for Tony.. He has to pretend he's fucking those tour bus ho's when he's at home. That's what keeps him home.

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