Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Eva LongWHORIA Got The Katie Holmes
Congratulations to Eva LongWHORIA for managing to make herself look even homelier. I didn't think it was possible. She gets two dick slaps for that. Bitch still looks like Mrs. Brisby from The Secret of NIMH.
I'm pretty biased though. Even if Eva showed up to an event with chicken cutlets in her cheeks and exquisite lucite heels on her feet, I'd still think she was a gross mess.
I doubt this shit is going to last. LongWHORIA was made for cheap hair extensions. It won't be long before Ken Paves is gluing polyester locks on her fugly ass rat head.
She is a sexy lady. Her husband and she were said to be invited to an interview by a luxury millionaire&celebs dating site R I C H L O V I N G.C O M. That sounds crazy!!
She's even trying to do the stroke induced side smile that Joey, I mean Katie does... I hate partial face paralysis.
This is what Victoria Beckham would look like if she bulked up, dressed down and lost her hairstylist. God forbid.
It still looks better on her than Katie. At least she doesn't look like she need a fucking I V.
EW EW EW!
She looks exactly like Cheryl Burke! Now her pig nose is even more prominent. She looks stumpy... Poor Tony, he is gorgeous and he's stuck with that fug mess.
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Submitted by angel_i on July 16, 2008 - 11:20am.
Yeah she does look rather sheepish, like shes thinking 'Oh fuck, what have I done'. Its like what sex appeal she had went away with her hair lol.
Submitted by Puggles on July 15, 2008 - 6:16pm.
LOL! Nice one Eva, you just gave me a great laugh out loud moment when I saw your new hair style.
This hair do(n't) won't last long, she'll realise how awful it looks and get extensions.
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Her bitten lip up there is telling me she's already thinking about it...
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LOL! Nice one Eva, you just gave me a great laugh out loud moment when I saw your new hair style.
This hair do(n't) won't last long, she'll realise how awful it looks and get extensions. Then she'll be giving interviews like Jen Aniston did going on about what a mistake cutting her hair was *everyone roll their eyes*. Funny thing is though is that Jen actually suited the shorter hair, it took the emphasis off her fugly big chin and it suited her face. But all this hair style is doing for Eva is showing how truely quite ordinary she is. It does absolutely NOTHING for her.
"She looks like Cheryl Burke."
Exactly what I was thinking. At least now he can justify hating Eva:
"BITCH LOOKS LIKE CHERYL BURKE ARGGHH"
She cut her hair - be on the lookout for a pregnancy announcement within six months
Hideous helmet hair. She looks like a frumpy soccer mom having a bad hair day.
Love short hair...on SOME people. Mariska Hargitay has probably done short hair better than anyone on the face of this planet.
But this cut on this person? Blah.
She looks better now.
She looks like Cheryl Burke.
ahhhh, ha ha, poor husband is like 'what the fuck have i done?' LMAO
Not to be annoying, but the mouse's name is Mrs. Frisby. --covers ears from cacophonous booing--
"Mrs. Frisby and the Secret of NiMH" is one of my fav. books, and movies.
She does look like a mouse, though- good call MK!
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
I hate her but think she looks cute.
Am I the only person that didn't know there's a baseball player named: Evan Longoria. I almost died laughing. That was funny!
i think she looks more like cheryl burke than katie holmes. not a move in the right direction...
Was I talking to you
her rodent features are even more prominent now
She looks like a young Kathy Bates now.
In Misery.
Egh. Never liked this beyotch, but I didn't realize until now what a short, ugly neck she has. Thanks for letting me know, Longonnorhhea.
She actually kind of does look like Mrs. Brisby...
All kinds of fug going on here. I never thought this bitch was anything to crow about. Her haircut proves it.
she looks cute.. no biggie
is it weird that I despise LongHOria but I frikken' love her character on DH?
Anywhoo, fug haircut.
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Miss WHORia, for ONCE, doesn't have that smug-ass look on her face. Me thinks she's rethinking the haircut and wondering "WTF have I done did?"
Who is she again and why the fuck do I care about her hair?
Eva is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******AffluentBachelors . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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That's the frumpiest soccer mom bob I've ever seen. Major downgrade!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
HONEYMOON OVER! That's a "WE'RE MARRIED NOW.YOU'RE THEE LAST PERSON I WANNA FUCK." hair cut.Could'nt even wait until she popped out a kid.
Can someone please tell me why this woman is a "star"? She is absolutely unremarkable in every way....I don't get it.
She only cut about 3 inches off. Got rid of the extensions. Could she be any fuglier?
She so looks like she's ready to do some early morning clearance shopping at Macy's.
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I like it. her old look was too boring LA hair.
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Um, it's Mrs. FRISBEE.
Continue on!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
She is cuter than Suri's mom.
Without makeup (not in this pic obvi), she kind of looks like a dude though. The sign of a truly pretty woman is one that doesn't look like a man without makeup.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 9:28am.
@YourMom.. This cousin is typical. He just wants you to suck on him. Make sure to wrap him up first, don't want you to catch anything, this guy has been around town!
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Ooh, that tramp! Ok, well, I'll certainly suck on him if he tastes good.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
@YourMom.. This cousin is typical. He just wants you to suck on him. Make sure to wrap him up first, don't want you to catch anything, this guy has been around town!
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Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
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Clarisse on July 15, 2008 - 10:05am.
kdracofan,
I had to step out of there...i was over-exciting myself.
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What?
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I am taking full advantage of that thread today!
She looks like that mop-headed bitch from Dancing with the Stars.
Ewwww. Let's hope that's for a role. That's NOT EVEN cute!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 9:19am.
LoLo.. Thanks for gel *squirts gel on floor* *watches MIL slip* *laughs from inside hallway closet*
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@YourMomTaco! He is ready to please, He has a cousin, who's single.. interested????
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absolutely. So does his cousin do anything cute, too, or can I just do away with the bullshit and smoke him?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
What is with dresses that give you the "fake fat roll" look?? It's not that hard to get a real one!
Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 9:13am.
I guarantee my MIL talked her into doing this.. She tries to get everyone to cut their hair off cause she has really really short hair, and is like "oh all you have to do is ruffle your fingers thru it after you wash it, no styling necessary" uh yeah! Looks great ya fucking bitch!
*smokes a pack of cigarettes*
Someone hug me!
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Don't fret, Okie--I snuck into your MIL's bedroom last night while she was sleeping and dyed her hair pink. Now she looks like an Easter egg!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
LoLo.. Thanks for gel *squirts gel on floor* *watches MIL slip* *laughs from inside hallway closet*
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@YourMomTaco! He is ready to please, He has a cousin, who's single.. interested????
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
pssst...Okie...you'll find me camped for the day in the Christian Bale thread. Nekkid.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Ordinary people.
Fugly bitch
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Fuck it!
Hugs Okie.
*hands okie styling gel*
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 15, 2008 - 9:00am.
Meh, that's so she can easily maintain different colored wigs at night for Tony.. He has to pretend he's fucking those tour bus ho's when he's at home. That's what keeps him home.
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My thoughts, exactly.
OT: Okie, I love the maryjane leaf in your avvie. He looks so happy and ready to please!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
I guarantee my MIL talked her into doing this.. She tries to get everyone to cut their hair off cause she has really really short hair, and is like "oh all you have to do is ruffle your fingers thru it after you wash it, no styling necessary" uh yeah! Looks great ya fucking bitch!
*smokes a pack of cigarettes*
Someone hug me!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Why do all these bitches insist on getting the Soccer Mom Haircut?
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.