Tuesday, July 15th 2008

Sexy, Sexy, Sexy, No Comment

The big stars came out for the premiere of "The Dark Knight" in NYC last night. I'm being sarcastic. The biggest stars are in the movie.

When Lauren Conrad from "The Hills" is one of the most recognizable faces at the premiere, there's a problem. The twats from "Gossip Girl," Karina Smirnoff Ice, Patrick Wilson and some other whores also showed up. They were only there for the gift bag and snack bar.

Thank Jeebus for hot pepaw eye candy like Michael Caine and Gary Oldman. Oh and also Thank God for Edie Falco who is turning into the bull dyke of my dreams. She seriously looks like a contestant on "Top Chef." She's giving me gayelle fever.

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on July 15, 2008 - 8:57am.

They didn't invite Heath Ledger? bastards!, I seriously doubt he had something else more important than the premiere of.... eh, um, what was that? in the Olsen troll apartment what?

hehehe

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And ewww. Somebody else said Bale's wife needs arch support. Looking at the second thumbnail, it's like she's attractive until you scroll down. Standing like that, so inelegantly, with those stupid open-toed shoes is just incredibly unattractive.

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Ugh, Blake Lively has Barbie doll legs, and terrible posture. All these losers...

Maggie Gyllenhaal is growing on me? I think her face has become very subtly more attractive/less not-attractive in some way. Also I like her dress. And somebody said she is better than Katie Holmes, which couldn't be more true.

Anyway Christian Bale was fantastic in American Psycho, but his weird acting can't pull off everything. So he's not exactly amazing. I'm kind of over him.

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gary oldman...christian bale...carmela soprano...yep... hotness all around...
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shortbread71's picture

GARY OLDMAN GARY OLDMAN GARY OLDMAN!!!!!!! That man has been like a religion for me since '92 - I can't frakkin' wait! AND Bale AND Caine AND Ledger - screens all across the country will be melting from the amazingness. Awesome.

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CB I <3 you xxxx

Can't wait to see this film. Will miss you on the big screen Heath, you were only just getting started.

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Christian Bale is too fucking gorgeous

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ohh gosh love all the cast from that movie
Michael cane ?!! LOVE
Christian ?!! LOVE LOVE
Aaron ?!! LOVE LOVE #$@$ LOVE
AND MAGGIE ?!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE $@%#% LOVE !!!!!!

WTF ?? What is Lauren doing there??...

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I wish Lauren Conrad would go away and Maggie Gyllenhaal is HOTNESS, I don't care what anyone else says.

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As much as I love Gossip Girl, I didnt expect the cast to attend THAT premiere. And Lauren Conrad? WTF? What makes her so special? I expected BIGGER(other than Dark Knight Cast) to attend. This NYC premiere is full of jibberish.

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Maggie's dress is oddly appealing. It reminds me of a lacquered plate. Useless pieces of information actually DO leave your brain eventually; I used to know what that style of lacquer was called (black background, subtle colors and metallics painted over).

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Was I talking to you

Pure hotness

Maggie is amazing and h-o-t.

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I like Maggie. She is the only one from from some other unfortunate looking actresses in Hollyweird (Haiden Pannetiere, Eva Longoria, etc.) who really has something. Maybe it's just charm, self esteem, charisma, unusual sense of style? I dunno. I just like her.

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Aerialgreen on July 15, 2008 - 11:57am.
They didn't invite Heath Ledger? bastards!, I seriously doubt he had something else more important than the premiere of.... eh, um, what was that? in the Olsen troll appartment what?
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Hell called and left you a message "You got on the VIP List, ask for Satan when you get there"

(you aint' right *whispering* but it made me kinda giggle a little)

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I can't stand Maggie Gyllenwhateverthefuck. I hate her kewpie doll face

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*sigh*

WHY is Christian Bale married??? His wife is cute too! And probably nice.

Life is unfair.

I actually don't mind Maggie Gylenhalahahahalalalhal. I really liked her in that Will Ferrel movie that she was in, and she is WAY better than Katie Holmes.

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Clarisse,

The cape or plastic trench?!? Its a tough one, but I'd have to go with cape!

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They didn't invite Heath Ledger? bastards!, I seriously doubt he had something else more important than the premiere of.... eh, um, what was that? in the Olsen troll appartment what?

Submitted by S_G on July 15, 2008 - 10:22am.
So, I guess I can assume it means a lot people are bullshitting hypocrites and really want gorgeous but talentless, vacant, plastic surgery Barbie clones?
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I just read other posts on here from people who admire her talent regardless of her looks.
I wouldn't call the person you are responding to a hypocrite. Not everyone finds her attractive. And I personally don't like her acting, regardless of her looks!

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Euphoria,
Did you play the shower/morning routine scene in slow mo? Cuz i do. Everytime. Not ashamed...

http://christian-bale.narod.ru/images/ampsycho/018.jpg

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Submitted by Miss Priss on July 15, 2008 - 10:20am.
Clarisse

I like that he has a bit of a lisp too! It's sooo cute!!!

I think I'm renting American Psycho tonight. Haven't seen that in ages, they never play it on the premium movie channels...expensive ass cable fuckers

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It was on DirecTV this past week and boy DID I watch it!

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Submitted by The C word on July 15, 2008 - 10:26am.
Submitted by younkc15 on July 15, 2008 - 10:22am.
I'm totally blanking, who's the woman in the 5th row 5th picture?!
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I think...Mariska Haritgay(sp)...?

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It's Mariska Hargitay, daughter of the late, great, big-tittayed Jayne Mansfield!

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Oh HELL YEAH! Gary Oldman AND Christian Bale in one post...I can die happy, albeit horny, now.

His wife? I read that she was a PA to Winona Ryder.

I'm talking about her feet.

Lauren is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******AffluentBachelors . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

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thank you SO MUCH for the close up pictures of gary oldman.

Submitted by jillybeans on July 15, 2008 - 7:40am.
The bitch with Christian Bale in the second pic needs some shoes with arch support real bad.

His wife? I read that she was a PA to Winona Ryder.

The bitch with Christian Bale in the second pic needs some shoes with arch support real bad.

thanks so much, the c word! i shouldve known that, my friend is a Law&Order freak and i've been on an ER kick, thanks for the help!

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EmilyRose,
He shows up like that every night when i go sleepies!

Okie,
I had the hateraid this morning too, but now, i have a Christian Bale thread and i'm going to stay here all day and be happy. happy happy happy!

*skips around the room*

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Clarisse, If I may join in on the Maggie convo regarding Sherrybaby.. I just imagine her being like that in real-life. A total slutty skank, who is a terrible parent,and after years of being a worthless cunt decides she has all rights to see her child.. pfft! Oh god..

Attention: Just disregard me and my total hatred today.

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It's not in my nature to fuss over "hot" celebrities, but Christian Bale... HOLY HELL HE'S FIIIIIINE :)

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Submitted by younkc15 on July 15, 2008 - 10:22am.
I'm totally blanking, who's the woman in the 5th row 5th picture?!
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I think...Mariska Haritgay(sp)...?

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I don't know why she gives me the creeps but she does. She's not attractive at all to me.

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Was anyone else hoping that CB would show up in just a cape?!?

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S_G,
Everyone has their own tastes. IMO, Maggie is over-rated as an actress. The Secretary was carried by Spader and Sherrybaby was so-so. Just an opinion.

Miss Priss,
If you can get your hands on it, you have to watch "All The Little Animals"! In my humble Bale-head opinion...his best performance as an adult.

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Sheeps: that last comment made me laugh out loud!

Submitted by anorexicfatty on July 15, 2008 - 7:21am.

A bullfighting fan?

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Maggie is so damn fug! Ick.

Bale is soooo hot........hot hot hot!
S-G, I agree with you about talent being more important than looks, but I don't think Maggie is that talented.

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Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 7:20am.

Hey, you're nowhere near the zit!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 15, 2008 - 10:04am.

Maggie G. is just a fuggy face who is famous, so we all have to look at her. It's annoying.

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Comments like this always perplex me. A million times I have seen people make comments on this site on how talent should be more important than looks. How it should be like the days when people didn't look perfect, gorgeous but they had genuine talent and ability.
Here we have, Maggie who represents, that and she still gets picked on and bashed for her "so called" lack of great beauty.

So, I guess I can assume it means a lot people are bullshitting hypocrites and really want gorgeous but talentless, vacant, plastic surgery Barbie clones?

the "asian" guy in the fourth row is Ed Westwick, he's a british actor on Gossip Girl.

Patrick Wilson, 5th row 4th picture was also in Hard Candy with Ellen Page.

I'm totally blanking, who's the woman in the 5th row 5th picture?!

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*grabs Clarisse's clothes from floor*

*runs out of room*

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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!

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Clarisse

I like that he has a bit of a lisp too! It's sooo cute!!!

I think I'm renting American Psycho tonight. Haven't seen that in ages, they never play it on the premium movie channels...expensive ass cable fuckers

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Fuck it!

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Sheeps on July 15, 2008 - 10:17am.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 7:15am.

Look, he's not perfect: he's got a back zit.
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*covering it with my index* what zit!?
(lol)

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Oh yeah!

The guy in the 5th row, 4th pic. He was in "Little Children" with kate Winslet. GREAT movie

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Fuck it!

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Miss Priss,
I like the mole too. I like that he has a hint of a lisp. I do not like the buzz cut...too Trevor Reznik-like for me.

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Submitted by kdracofan on July 15, 2008 - 7:15am.

Look, he's not perfect: he's got a back zit.

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