Memaw Cyrus Is So Fucking Hot

Why in pedo hell is Miley Cyrus the famous bitch in the family when her granny is the one with all the looks, glamour and sex appeal? That bitch is fucking gorgeous.

She also looks like she can skin the fuck out of a possum and make sweet tea sent from heaven. Seriously, memaws always make the best sweet tea. And you know Memaw Cyrus is head bitch at Palais Royal where she works the morning shift as lead cashier.

Less Miley and more Memaw Cyrus!

Here's some more pictures of annoying ass Miley filming the "Hannah Montana" movie in Los Angeles with Vanessa Williams. Oh Vanessa! Do you need a paycheck this bad?

INFDaily.com, Splash

Posted by: Michael K

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:23am.

Submitted by angel_i on July 15, 2008 - 3:13pm.

ImpertinentVixen: At least it wasn't blue. Or Pink.

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What's wrong with granny punk rockers? That's what I'm going to be if I live that long. Plus, I'll go on a lengthy crime spree. Nobody will suspect the little old lady, so why not milk it?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:22am.

Granny's got "Lightbulb Head Syndrome."

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Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:21am.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on July 15, 2008 - 3:15pm.

She looks like she has newborns for breakfast. Damn.

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Pity she skipped Miley, isn't it?

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Submitted by Why.So.Serious. on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:21am.

She looks like a child prostitute in training.

We all know Billy Ray is loving it.

He's probably reading this comment and thinking:

"Humm, child prostitute"? "I better get Miley on that ASAP"!

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:20am.

Guys! That's her sweet Granny face! She's leaning over to say: Miley, hunny, you look awful precious in that dress. Now, why dintcha get some nice shoes to go with it?

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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:19am.

These clothes look like some shit out of the Sex and the Clitty movie. I don't give a fuck if Miley's only 15, these clothes are just WRONG.

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Submitted by forever.now on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:19am.

the hair stylist I used to go to was talking about how surprised he was when old ladies started coming to his salon. he had to do these kind of hairdos. but he said the worst part is they never wash their own hair because they can't reset it. but fortunately it was about a week between sets... not a month. haha

I think some women can reset their own hair so not everyone only has the hair dresser wash it. but still... the ones who can't... the copious amount of aquanet alone.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:18am.

Submitted by KD on July 15, 2008 - 9:16am.
Miley looks like Lauren Conrad. And she has no fashion sense! WTF is she wearing??
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Quick! What were you wearing on the day before your 14th birthday? (i pick this day for a weird reason)

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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:18am.

This was a good sleeping in morning, but my ass had to come into work, so i'm bitchy. That being said...

What does it say about us as a cuntry that this slutty little 15 year old twat is still getting work?

*grumbles while going for another shot of caffeine*

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:17am.

She looks like one of those mean old ladies at the casino who try to covet 2 or 3 slot machines and glare at you if you sit beside them.

I wonder if she saves the blue rinse for special occasions.

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Submitted by KD on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:16am.

I bet she's a chain smoker. She's chewing gum to hold her over for the time being.

Miley looks like Lauren Conrad. And she has no fashion sense! WTF is she wearing??

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:15am.

Sorry, but that's an EVIL-looking old lady right there.

She looks like she has newborns for breakfast. Damn.

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Submitted by ineedmorecowbell on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:13am.

Nice chewing gum, Grandma. First Britney, now Memaw.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:13am.

ImpertinentVixen: At least it wasn't blue. Or Pink. My friend's granny had pink hair. That happens by mistake, right? But I think she liked it because it was always pink...and styled much the same as that up there.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:13am.

off to work all! See you in a couple of hours!

YEEEEEEEE HAAWW!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:11am.

Angel
the one time I tried to do "Bingo" I almost died from boredom.
it was fucking scarey!
I'm NOT going to be a good old lady, I better die before it comes to that.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:11am.

I always wonder how people get so stuck in a rut that they don't change their hairdo for 45 years. How does that happen? Move on.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:09am.

Speaking of helmet head, many moons ago I worked with an older lady with white hair, and every month she would get her hair styled, and every time come back looking like an exact replica of George Washington. Seriously. And she PAID for it (shudder).

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:09am.

Nice to see Ann B. Davis out and about.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:09am.

MK, what would a NYC kind of gay know about sweet tea and Palais Royal...Next thing you know, I will be hearing about a small confederate flag on the back of your mountain bike.

Good Morning to all! You are all a bunch of early risers today.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:08am.

O come now, CTH - I bet you could take her in a bingo match!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:08am.

She's missing her chewin' tabaccy.

That is one mean-looking Granny Clampett.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:07am.

Can you imagine that ALL women used to helmet head themselves like that? Teenage girls?!?! Annette Funicello! Dayum! No wonder hippies were letting it all hang out.

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