Tuesday, July 15th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
A hot pussy from Amsterdam who adopted a red baby panda - Two red baby pandas were born in a zoo in Amsterdam and their bitch of a mom rejected their asses, because she probably wanted to whore it up some more.
The zookeeper's tabby cat had just given birth to some pussies, so she added the red pandas to her family. Unfortunately, one of the red pandas passed away, but the other one is doing well thanks to the pussy.
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Wow, this cat's a better Mom than half of Hollywood. Cats will do this. My grandparents had a cat that nursed a fox pop.
So cute!Nice pic. I will post this pic on wealthy men for beautiful women site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* hopefully more ppl over there will enjoy it.
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 15, 2008 - 8:59am.
What an awesome cat-trying to groom the baby while you were nursing, that is so sweet!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Thank you, MK!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Who doesn't love a little sweet & hot pussy in the morning?
How precious is that? Cats are so cool, it's no wonder I love them so much. Cats are dlisted sluuutz in natural fur coats: they are such givers!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I don't even like cats...but that is heart meltingly cute.
Awww. That panda will grow up thinking it is a cat!
Super mooshy, smooshyness....
Crap, why this cuteness so early....
*shakes fist in air* DAMN U MK!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
how cute!
Don't let Sharon Stone see that red panda.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
I don't know which story made me smile more, this one or the Kardashian whore going to jail.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 2:41pm.
Something about saying a panda 'passed away' is giggleicious. Not that the panda died, but that's the kind of thing you say about your 103 year old Grandpa.
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I've never been fond of the phrase, either for animals or for people. People don't pass away; they DIE. Sugarcoating death doesn't make it go away.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
I love stories like this.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on July 15, 2008 - 9:02am.
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Of course one night w/o IMing or D/L won't hurt you, silly girl.
*Secretly alerting county medics and suicide hotline of PSL's dilemma*
Oi, wait, did i go to cuteoverload by accident?
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Hey Slutts, I have to be at work AT 6:45....I'm nauseous being up this early....lol
I work for 3 hours, come home, then have to be back at 5.....this time I am sleeping over.....and NO wireless! Couldn't piggyback either! Oh well, I guess one night w/o IMing won't kill me....lol
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
morning beeches.
that is sooo cute.
I can testify, cause I adopted my cat, linus, when he was eight weeks old and I was nine months preggers.
I was ascared he'd be jellis of my baby, but the opposite happened, he would try to groom the baby while I was nursing him.
it was so cute.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Morning PSL, why are you up so early?
I love stories like this. It teaches us tolerance, patience, and the value of thinking outside the box.
Good morning starshines!!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Morning Slutts and the rest of you sluts!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 15, 2008 - 7:41am.
Something about saying a panda 'passed away' is giggleicious. Not that the panda died, but that's the kind of thing you say about your 103 year old Grandpa.
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Fo real. For instance, issues could arise such as whether or not pappy wanted to be buried with his teeth. Jokes will be made about how the smell of death finally covered up his dense, far-traveling stinky coleslaw breath. In the middle of the funeral ceremony, his medic alert bracelet decides to go off. Pure comedy!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Well, if you're gonna whore it up I suppose Amsterdam's the place to do it.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Something about saying a panda 'passed away' is giggleicious. Not that the panda died, but that's the kind of thing you say about your 103 year old Grandpa.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
"Their bitch of a mom rejected their asses, because she probably wanted to whore it up some more"; when you say it like that, you make it sound so wrong and dirty MK.
CUTE!!!
So cute. I am such a softy for animals.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
Awww! That is so cute. Wait till the panda grows up and eats his kitty mama.
Oh how sweet....and a great way to start the day.
Kitties and little red panda babies = black heart melting.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
One more reason why cats rule!
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Awwwwww that's so cute :)
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Surfing the apocalypse.
Cute pussies.
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Aw, a kitty hot slut.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts