Wino, What Did Daddy Tell You?

Another portent of doom for our favorite Crackpunzel???

http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/3am/2008/07/15/whitney-houston-s-comebac...

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Submitted by mishma on July 14, 2008 - 6:40pm.

I personally spy 4 stains of indeterminable origin on her skirt and a rosy orange palm of captain obvious liver damage, go Wino!

.....along with the Return of the Vampiric Pallor and the Tear of A Clown for Blaaaaaaake.

Anyone watched, "Intervention" last night? Amy Winehouse is SO Marie! "BOOOOOORAAAAAHHHHH!"

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They were examples, most stars think we care what they do. I like the ones that know we don't.

Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 14, 2008 - 11:40pm.

Its not hate, its disgust. I like seeing "stars" act, I don't care how many times they fuck or what they wear around their neck. Then she just keeps putting more and more out there and being uneducated she sounds stupid. (she makes me feel smart) She leaves her natural child home alot and whores those adoptees without shame. She lives lavishly and tells us to go green, her giving a million dollars to charity is like us giving 100. Now people are losing interest and France is acting stupid. I feel the same way about Hilton, they are the same. They bragged about New Orleans being home, thats when people have their children, at home or close to home. Have a good one, love you guys, prince valium is waiting for me.

Maybe I'm just crazy but I wouldn't be surprised if it came out that Mitch Wino is one of the biggest dealers in London.

http://www.mafiacrime.org/r.php?id=5320

Come check out Mafia Crime!!

Looks like Amy's been able to shake that tanning bed addiction her friends have been so worried about!

Amazing...I seemed to see she had a personal account on the wealthy dating club R I C H L O V I N G.C O M for hot guys and girls to hook up for Hot Love and Sexy Dating. Her blog was updated very often. Lots of guys joined in her friend circle there.

in general

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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

drugs r bad, mmmkay?

But he'd be doing some kinda fantasy drug they made up...like he'll be high on butterfly sweat or something....

I love Mr(s). Garrison...that's who'll start taking drugs, fersure - and he'll get Cartman into it. That's when Amy will show up! O don't get me started...

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I like her outfit. I must be drunk. *hic*

Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 14, 2008 - 11:40pm.
i don't get what's with all the angie hate?
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With South Park, or in general? I think they do it for the same reasons we do it. She just keeps giving more ammo.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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LoL kizzy MMkay

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 14, 2008 - 11:35pm

Good point. They did the Paris vs. Mr. Slave Slut-Off, so they should have no problem doing a Hohan. Not sure about the crack, tho. Maybe Mr.Mackey can do another "drugs r bad, mmmk?" stint.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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i don't get what's with all the angie hate?

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

Submitted by joanne on July 14, 2008 - 11:29pm.

Yeah, I think making fun of them would make them more discreet, too. I guess Sluttyenna just decided to embrace her moniker, instead.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

omg i love south park now if they would only make a hohan and then an amy wino episode i would die happy

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

Submitted by joanne on July 14, 2008 - 11:29pm.

I think making fun of these "famous" people might make them more discreet. I just watched South Park and it was about head lice, at the end, a limo pulls up, a star gets out, scratches her mons pubis then says Hi, I'm Angelina Jolie.

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I wish! That's old - apparently she didn't get he hint. I love South Park for being straight up 8 year old boys about everything. And 8 year old boy tells it like it is - he doesn't fuck around. Unless he thinks you're gonna slap him, that is. And that's what's so great about Trey and Matt.

I remember at the end of the Scientology epi...Kyle standing on his doorstep SCREAMING!:

SO SUE ME! GO AHEAD AND FUCKING SUE ME!

Ah...good times, good times:)

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Wino told everyone who listened, no no no, she has no kids and she's old enough to take care of herself, so daddy go lie down and take care.

I think making fun of these "famous" people might make them more discreet. I just watched South Park and it was about head lice, at the end, a limo pulls up, a star gets out, scratches her mons pubis then says Hi, I'm Angelina Jolie.

Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 11:24pm.

FOR REALS. No sense in setting yourself up for further ass-kickings.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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i know i know God's got a fucked up sense of humor taking george and leaving behind so many asshole who couldn't hope to be half as funny or as great as him but you know thank god for you tube where he's always just a click away

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

Submitted by islandgirl on July 14, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Submitted by joanne on July 14, 2008 - 11:09pm.
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You're not a shitty parent who would flaunt your affairs in front of your children, you have the right to play the guilt card. When you fuck up as monumentally as Mitch, then have balls enough to sell stories to any tabloid that pays, your deck should be immediately confiscated.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Sadly, I don't think Karma runs out until you don't come back anymore. Didja know there's 4 kinds of Karma? Two of them you can't never shake. Not in one lifetime. Wear a helmet;p

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@angel-i, Yes he was, comedy has more humor in it than I like to admit.

Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 14, 2008 - 11:10pm

Atta girl!! Keep your karma clear. Life kicks your ass enough, you don't need to have one waiting for you down the road. She is wasting her talent, and that is sad, and it is pathetic, and it is very frustrating and infuriating. Especially for people who like her music and want more of it.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by joanne on July 14, 2008 - 11:09pm.
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I'm not anything really (lapsed Protestant??), but I am a mother, and I ALWAYS resort to the guilt trip! Then a big dose of the hairy eyeball/fear thing. And if all else fails, a big bowl of chicken soup. ♥

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Póg ma thoin.

Submitted by joanne on July 14, 2008 - 11:13pm.

Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 14, 2008 - 10:35pm.

I was 16 years old in a car full of other teens getting high, someone put an 8 track of George Carlin in and loved him since. He was way ahead of his time and missed.
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Not to be obnoxious but I think he was right on time and society is (and those who control it are)slow.

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Wino, meet McGruff:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhzCv8TX6kY
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Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 14, 2008 - 10:35pm.

I was 16 years old in a car full of other teens getting high, someone put an 8 track of George Carlin in and loved him since. He was way ahead of his time and missed.

ok sweetheart i give i won't wish her dead any more but that's still that not going to change the fact that i want her gone and it not cause she's a bad person cause i don't she is however she does offend me more than paris hilton i couldn't care less about what happens to that whore but amy's a real talent and the fact that she just wasting it, throwing away what god gave her just pisses me off more than anything else

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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

Island Girl, soup is good for the soul. I am a catholic, my mother said so, I guess a lot of different folks love the guilt trip. ;)

Submitted by joanne on July 14, 2008 - 10:57pm.
He is using the guilt method, are they Catholic? Its too late to worry about your little girl, go get well. Do you think the money is getting short?

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I could be wrong, but I think they're Jewish? And I agree... she's not listening to anyone. But Dad needs to stop talking to the media. And she needs a bowl of soup, for starters.

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Póg ma thoin.

Submitted by joanne on July 14, 2008 - 10:57pm.

He had to sell another story somehow. If you have no news, make it, that's the famewhores' creed.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

no their jewish so the guilt thing works here too
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence ... gotta get me some of that

He is using the guilt method, are they Catholic? Its too late to worry about your little girl, go get well. Do you think the money is getting short?

A study published in The Journal of the American Medical Association found that famewhoring will significantly increase your cholesterol levels. Mitch needs to cut back.

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Submitted by madam s. on July 14, 2008 - 10:39pm.

ITA. Not a doctor either, but it sure seems more logical than blaming it all on Amy. Guess he's forgotten all the shit he did to himself back in his cheating, drinking, hard-living days.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

"The docs told him to relax and focus on himself."

He's being doing that his entire life

Submitted by Jadedkitten on July 14, 2008 - 10:35pm.

It's called karma, doll. It's bad for the soul to wish death on someone else who hasn't really done anything to deserve it. She's not a pedophile or a murderer, she's not even as much of a whore or as nasty a person as Paris Hilton. Again, she's only hurting herself. Yes, she is killing herself. Wishing it would happen faster is just bad karma for you. I hate Paris Hilton so much, I hate her fucking mother for giving birth to such a piece of shit. I truly hope she finds no happiness, and that every evil imaginable is visited upon her. I don't wish her dead, even though I know the world would be a much better, and less diseased place without her. She hasn't killed anyone, or hurt children, she's just set the state of California a new all time high of herpes outbreaks. Not worth a death wish.

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

I must admit that based on visual reference I believe Mitch Wino's cholesterol problem is probably even greater than his crack daughter problem. But I'm not a doctor.

O come now. The IDEA is cute. It's just she needs to try and use clean clothes...and maybe not get the idea at the last minute...like, CHOOSE clothes specifically, from stores, to create the look instead of picking them up off the floor and saying: Look! This goes together! If I squint my eyes, it's really cute!

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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:42pm.

sorry kizzy but i just don't have any symapthy left for her which is sad cause i loved back to black and seeing as she's so determent to kill her i see no reason why i can't wish she would do it a little faster and end both of our misery

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 14, 2008 - 10:18pm.
Good, because I don't think Sock-Monkey would be caught dead in the same hamper as that outfit.
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LMAO! OMG! I completely forgot! I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That little one's got a temper. LOL Oh, hell..I'm gonna die for having suggested the hamper! *praying she didn't see my comment*

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Submitted by dead-actress on July 14, 2008 - 10:15pm.

Good, because I don't think Sock-Monkey would be caught dead in the same hamper as that outfit.

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Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 9:50pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:47pm
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Thank you, as well. Now where's my pizza and beer, bitch?? ROFL

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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥

Submitted by Team Valtrex on July 14, 2008 - 10:11pm.
You mean dumpster?
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Oh, sweetie....I'm feeling mellow after a couple of drinkies..I went with hamper instead of dumpster. But let's go with dumpster. lol

~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~

Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 10:12pm.

I'm looking on youtube for footage of the dumpster vomiting her back out.

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If you're right TV, I hope they disinfected the dumpster after she dove in there.

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Submitted by dead-actress on July 14, 2008 - 9:59pm.

You mean dumpster?

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