JLo's Twinsies Never Wear Anything Twice
It totally makes me happy seeing JLo tied into a fucking dress. I know they do that shit for photo shoots, but I like seeing it on JLo. The stylist should've pranked that bitch by using a busted rope with a note attached that said, "Size 12 dress too small. Had to use rope. Tell this bitch to walk right by the Kraft table." Anyway, JLo left her precious Dragon Tales Twins today to shoot a spread for Elle with Oscar de la Renta. Shoot a spread in a dress that's too small for her ass. Hahaha!
Speaking of the DT Twins, JLo doesn't let them wear anything twice. A source claims that JLo donated some dresses to a charity and also offered them some of her twins' clothes. The source said, "She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organizers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits. But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over $1,000 each."
That source got it all wrong. JLo really said that her twins only have one outfit, but if the charity would pay enough for them, she'd gladly give em up. Babies don't need to wear clothes. She'll just wrap them up in one of her gorilla furs.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 14, 2008 - 7:00pm.
... I hope her hell has no tweezers, no hair dye, no makeup, & the same tired t & sweats every fucking day! (& Mariah piped in 24/7!)
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"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
I hate this bitch and refuse to feel guilty about it.
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$1000 each???? I'm sorry, but even if I was as rich as she is, I would never have put my babies in such expensive clothing! Those spit up stains are a bitch to get out!
Riddle me this:
Why do these stupid whores where strapless dresses/tops, when they have visible tan lines.
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Submitted by Little miss on July 14, 2008 - 3:17pm.
angel_i - some women develop a magnificent hair during breastfeeding, but they all fall off when mommy stops breastfeeding. I can't understand what's the reason for that.
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There's a hormonal reason for that. I forget what it was, but during pregnancy, your hair sort of stops falling out (or falls much less than normal). Once you give birth and your hormones are settling back to status quo, all the hair that is supposed to have fallen out but didn't due to pregnancy, falls out together. I think it happens 3 or 6 months after giving birth, like clockwork. But good news--it grow back as if nothing happened.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 14, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Me, too!
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It's going to take photoshop overload to make those photos look good!
I fucking hate this pretentious ghetto cunt more by the day. (I can't believe I'm about to say this, but) Even Brangelina give money to a charity (regardless of attention whore factor) rather being so wasteful. I hope her hell has no tweezers, no hair dye, no makeup, & the same tired t & sweats every fucking day! (& Mariah piped in 24/7!)
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what a douche!
I guess Jlo doesn't know how to use a washer.
and nice Daisy mae dress
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Years ago, I used to work in a clothing boutique on Miami Beach, and had a regular customer who was the same way. She came in and bought something EVERY day, and never wore the same thing twice. Turns out she was a hooker, and told me that doing so made her feel "dirty". Fucked up, I know.
I wonder what THIS ho's excuse is?
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..just two words....BACK FAT!!!....
Hahaha, she looks like one those NewYorrican mothers yelling at her kds in the street just before she throws a chancleta (flip-flop) at their head. Never underestimate the power of J-Ho.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
she looks like shit. And why would you buy a baby, who is just gonna get vom and doo doo all over it, a $1000 getup?
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Please report any posts pertaining to me or my personal life and just ignore the person posting them. Thanks whores. I'd tongue your bunghole if you could spare me of this shit.
Jennifer needs to give the Wayans Bros. their due. I have never heard her publicly thank them for setting her up to be the "star" she is today.
On the other hand, neither has Jim Carey. They made him too but you won't hear him say it.
She is pointing, saying, "look shiny!" to take everyone's attention off her Dress Barn Woman Clearance rack dress. You can see in the 4th piccy she tries the age old "squish my tities into something so completely unsexy that even the rats and feral cats behind the garbage cans are running away" but fortunately for her, no one is looking. Well played, JLo, well played!
I hate that woman (and I am usually partial to anyone who shares my last name). How wasteful can you be?
What a wasteful bitch....only lets them wear their outfits once??? She's a bitch, but i dont believe that. Although i have to say that with twins, i had soooooo many outfits for them that i sometimes forgot some of them until they were too big to fit in them. It was sad...still...if this is true, bitch is CRAZAY!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
She's so, tacky-new-rich...
Well excuuuuuse me... "They don't wear the same outfit twice". La Di Da
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
People, this is JLo, there is NO way she could allow Brangelina & Mayor McCheese to capture all the pretentiousness glory, she must prove she is equally as pretentious.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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angel_i - some women develop a magnificent hair during breastfeeding, but they all fall off when mommy stops breastfeeding. I can't understand what's the reason for that.
In the previous centuries some socialites used to get pregnant for 3 months in order to get an abortion, because in the first 3 months of pregnancy woman's natural beauty boosts up.
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Those babies really did make J-Lo ugly. Poor J-Lo, the smoke and mirrors are gone. Now you see her for what she really is, a talentless actress and singer with so-so looks.
Utter Bullshit.
EW. Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!
Are these stories true? Because if they are that woman is straight-up nastay! I'm glad I now know to hate her.
And Little miss - you must be one lucky mommy because breast feeding sucked all of the god-given beauty right out of *my* hair. I was a frizzy mess until I stopped.
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As usual, she looks like a miserable twat. I do like the dress, though.
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Another twat I hate.
Ladies don't show with the finger. Her hair are shineless and terrible. She is not breastfeeding.
just some thoughts
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Submitted by mishma on July 14, 2008 - 6:01pm
And a piss-poor disguise at that!! That thing just screams "we had to cut the zipper out and tie the heifer in it, because she INSISTED on wearing this dress"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
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Someone must have said something nasty to her to get the reaction she has in that pic!
Nevermind the dress, Make-Up needs to be called stat. Her paint is all shades of terrible.
Why in the world do people still may attention to this bitch? Every movie JLO is in bombs and her last 2 or 3 albums tanked.
I never wear the same jizz twice, I win
She is fucking disgusting and I take total PLEASURE seeing her fatback tied into a dress. HA HA BITCH!!!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
You just know that superfluous tan bow in the back is really a "bodice extender" in disguise
Too high maintenance. I guess this is what you do when you have too much money.
J Lo is lame! Screw her.
This dress did not do her any favors. Cue photoshop to airbrush out the fat back.
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You know you're stressed out when you can hear the mimes.
you would think that someone who grew up in a middle class family in the Bronx, wouldn't be so fucking wasteful.
she disgusts me.
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