JLo's Twinsies Never Wear Anything Twice
It totally makes me happy seeing JLo tied into a fucking dress. I know they do that shit for photo shoots, but I like seeing it on JLo. The stylist should've pranked that bitch by using a busted rope with a note attached that said, "Size 12 dress too small. Had to use rope. Tell this bitch to walk right by the Kraft table." Anyway, JLo left her precious Dragon Tales Twins today to shoot a spread for Elle with Oscar de la Renta. Shoot a spread in a dress that's too small for her ass. Hahaha!
Speaking of the DT Twins, JLo doesn't let them wear anything twice. A source claims that JLo donated some dresses to a charity and also offered them some of her twins' clothes. The source said, "She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organizers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits. But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over $1,000 each."
That source got it all wrong. JLo really said that her twins only have one outfit, but if the charity would pay enough for them, she'd gladly give em up. Babies don't need to wear clothes. She'll just wrap them up in one of her gorilla furs.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on July 14, 2008 - 7:52pm.
I'm trynna' rag on her...but I still wanna hit it.Wonder if her shit is stretch marked(?)
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Meh, she'll get that shit lasered off. Bitch is so vain, she probably thinks this thread is about her...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by DR.FUNK on July 14, 2008 - 8:52pm
She carried twins. Count on it.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm
AMEN!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I'm trynna' rag on her...but I still wanna hit it.Wonder if her shit is stretch marked(?)
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Oscar has gotta be 80 y.o..Dominican skin holds up well.I wonder what his original last name was...Gomez?..Reyes?
Amen
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Submitted by yiooooooo on July 14, 2008 - 7:14pm.
every pound she gains is like a hug from Jesus
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HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
expecting a beatdown but i think she looks kind of pretty in the ones behind the fence. and i ain't no jenny from the block fan. of course they'll suck her face in and photoshop her down to a size 0.
every pound she gains is like a hug from Jesus
"She probably put one of her bear coats in charge. Actually, she probably popped them out, posed for her multi-million dollar pictures and then handed them over to a pack of wolves."
Who's the makeup artist that thought tan/coppery eye shadow went well with red lipstick?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
how old is this bitch? she's looking beat
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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I do not dull my shine for anyone" translates to "I do not hide my faggotry from anyone I was Born with no shame
That pic should be a Caption This.
"And you? Over there? Yeah, you, spit-shine my Manolos. PRRRRRRONTO!"
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Those too! Ugh! I don't miss those days at all!
Submitted by Sayonara on July 14, 2008 - 6:09pm.
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What about poopie stains?! Sometimes a little something might get out from under the diaper.
Submitted by justjane on July 14, 2008 - 7:42pm.
I didn't realize she never breastfed. And WTF not?? Even just once is of huge benefit to the infants. Colostrum is amazing and shouldn't be wasted. But this bitch tosses $1,000 baby outfits
away like they were snotrags...Does anyone get a Marie Antoinette vibe from JHo?
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Oh yes... Let them eat cake!
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 14, 2008 - 7:53pm
I'm waiting for that day. We will see JLo frazzled and foaming at the mouth, as they wheel her off in a straitjacket. Good times....
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by doeadeer on July 14, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Geez....such strong feelings about someone none of you even KNOW. Jealous maybe?
PS....don't believe everything you read. Especially from rag mags.
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JHo, is that you?
Why would any normal person be jealous of a superficial twat? If she didn't thrust her big ass into our view every day, then we wouldn't have ANY feelings for her. But she has been shoved down our throats (and has loved every minute of it) and you expect us not to comment about her and her rickets ridden husband? Bitch please.
Jlo needs to go to France, they like her kind over there.
Submitted by Albino Squirrel on July 14, 2008 - 7:53pm.
What is she going to do in a couple of years when the DT Twinsies go through their costume phase? When all they want to do is wear the same Princess/Spiderman/Harry potter, etc. costume day after day?
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Ahahaha!
I knew 2 kids like that.
One actually looked JUST like Harry Potter and every day he'd wear his cape and his plasitic glasses and reapply his scar. The other one wore Underoos every day for a year.
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What is she going to do in a couple of years when the DT Twinsies go through their costume phase? When all they want to do is wear the same Princess/Spiderman/Harry potter, etc. costume day after day?
Submitted by doeadeer on July 14, 2008 - 5:35pm.
Why Why Why does someone have to come on here and say that at least once a day? This is a fucking gossip site where we like to rag on these pathetic celebs!!! Maybe, just maybe, we are smarter than the average American, and we are sick of seeing this ridiculous celebrity worship thing that has made the world fucking crazy!! Or maybe we just go on here for entertainment. Who cares? But let me tell you, your stupid little snide comments about us being jealous of J.Lo (ahahhaha) of all people, will not stop us hating on these douchebag celebs. So STFU and go somewhere else. Rant over.
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 7:44pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 7:33pm.
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Hell to the no!! The twins are just counting the days until they learn how to walk, so they can get away from their scary parents!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Actually, they don't. Didn't you see the thread talking about she can't keep a nanny because she expects slave labor?
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Oh dear. What a true cunt. And her husband too.
Marc can't shift himself to take care of his kids, hey? Really? What a duo of bastards.
I hate Jlo unreservedly. And I hate her skeleton Marc disowning his own children, What an asshole of a husband. But my hate is objective!
Think about it. Would you want this fuckers as your own parents?
I didn't realize she never breastfed. And WTF not?? Even just once is of huge benefit to the infants. Colostrum is amazing and shouldn't be wasted. But this bitch tosses $1,000 baby outfits
away like they were snotrags...Does anyone get a Marie Antoinette vibe from JHo?
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 7:39pm.
If she's anywhere near as miserable as she looks, she's getting her karma kick in the crotch.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 14, 2008 - 6:33pm.
She's shallow and vain. She has no soul.
She will burn in the firey depths of Hell for eternity.
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Promise? Pinky swear?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by doeadeer on July 14, 2008 - 7:35pm.
Such a judgemental asshat you are...about people you don't even KNOW...hypocritical much?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by doeadeer on July 14, 2008 - 7:35pm.
PS....don't believe everything you read. Especially from rag mags.
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I believe EVERYTHING MK says. Without question.
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Ha! And what ever happened to them In Living Color boys? Silly boys! I was going to say something about integrity but then I remembered the Wayans Brothers sitcom.
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Geez....such strong feelings about someone none of you even KNOW. Jealous maybe?
PS....don't believe everything you read. Especially from rag mags.
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on July 14, 2008 - 7:32pm.
Actually, they don't. Didn't you see the thread talking about she can't keep a nanny because she expects slave labor?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
She's shallow and vain. She has no soul.
She will burn in the firey depths of Hell for eternity.
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We all need to eat, and why shouldn’t we eat cake?
Another ho who should never be a mother. Dungoen Twins are lucky they have nannies!
Shieeeet, she has the body of a matron.
MK, go back to your habit of using the term "sourcie" when you must quote a source...It's all journalistically professional and shit...or was that a typo when you did that? No matter. I enjoy the hell out of "sourcie" and would like to see it again. It makes me feel all intelligently informed and shit...OK, it makes me think or horsies...Like, the horsie rides outside of Kmart when I was a kid...They never failed to disappoint, yet I kept coming back...not that I'm inferring anything...
O/T: I rode rides outside of Kmart when I was a kid, like I can relate to $1,000 baby clothes? Shit! But yes, I enjoy the Jello's back fat all the more now that I know her snotty little crotch dumplings will never wear anything twice.
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Submitted by Little miss on July 14, 2008 - 6:17pm.
angel_i - some women develop a magnificent hair during breastfeeding, but they all fall off when mommy stops breastfeeding. I can't understand what's the reason for that.
In the previous centuries some socialites used to get pregnant for 3 months in order to get an abortion, because in the first 3 months of pregnancy woman's natural beauty boosts up.
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Ummm...EW, one more time.
So now that I think about it, I moved. My hair was already crazy from the West Coast perma-mist and then I moved East to the country and then back to Global Warming Central, Ontario. So maybe it was more about that.
And Bunny Rabbit - my hair never fell out. I WISH! I have so damn much of it, it would have been SO great if it had thinned!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on July 14, 2008 - 6:17pm.
Why is this sea hag still getting hired?
Geezus, she's about as relevant as a hoola hoop.
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Why you giving Hula Hoops a bad name? LOL.
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 14, 2008 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 14, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Okay, I love you even more for using the correct spelling of "you're"! Think of how beautiful an Aint Bea/John Cusack baby would be!
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LMAO! MUUUAAAAH
"The Sure Thing" with Mr. Cusack is one of my favorites!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 14, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Okay, I love you even more for using the correct spelling of "you're"! Think of how beautiful an Aint Bea/John Cusack baby would be!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Orphans in America should could use some items, they could put them on ebay and buy food, health and education.
Submitted by justjane on July 14, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Do you really think she's breastfeeding? Her chichi's don't look engorged enough.
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she said in her 6 million dollar spread in People Mag that she is not breastfeeding. She didn't even do it once.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
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Why is this sea hag still getting hired?
Geezus, she's about as relevant as a hoola hoop.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 14, 2008 - 7:14pm.
You're not wrong. Hating self absorbed asshats is not the same as hating women. I am all for beautiful, strong women and it's the very women that you named that bring us all down.
Whats with the chess/checkers....is that nonsense for her fantastical photo shoot?? Yeah...that bitch plays checkers...right, uh huh.
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Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 14, 2008 - 6:10pm.
I think I just fell in love! I had a friend, the late Robin Hunter, who used to laugh at me (when I dissed her in a similar manner) & tell me I hated women. No, Robin, I hate HER FUCKING ASS! (& Parisite, & Skankalina, & Shitney, & Blohan, & Whori ... okay, he may have a point! LOL)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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ay que puta sucia...look at her with her split ends talking about not letting her kids repeat clothes. bitch probably shopped at rainbow in fordham avenue 10 years ago now she wants to be all fucking fancy...ugh cunt.
This bitch LOVES money.
And the Bible says love of money is the root of all evil (1 Timothy 6:10)
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We all need to eat, and why shouldn’t we eat cake?
Do you really think she's breastfeeding? Her chichi's don't look engorged enough.
And how thrilled is Oscar DelaRenta that this pig is being vacuum packed into one of his designs?? Like you know he's totally thinking "where the fuck was Longoria for this shoot?"
Thanks, Mrs. K! Power (& latkes) to the people! (With maybe a nice side of chicken soup & matzo balls & some gefilte fish ...)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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She can't sing, she can't act and she's not pretty. Only in America could a hag like this make it!
Submitted by starla1971 on July 14, 2008 - 7:06pm.
$1000 each???? I'm sorry, but even if I was as rich as she is, I would never have put my babies in such expensive clothing! Those spit up stains are a bitch to get out!
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What about poopie stains?! Sometimes a little something might get out from under the diaper.
"Now his failure is complete"... Darth Vader
Thanks Bunny Rabbit!
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