JLo's Twinsies Never Wear Anything Twice
It totally makes me happy seeing JLo tied into a fucking dress. I know they do that shit for photo shoots, but I like seeing it on JLo. The stylist should've pranked that bitch by using a busted rope with a note attached that said, "Size 12 dress too small. Had to use rope. Tell this bitch to walk right by the Kraft table." Anyway, JLo left her precious Dragon Tales Twins today to shoot a spread for Elle with Oscar de la Renta. Shoot a spread in a dress that's too small for her ass. Hahaha!
Speaking of the DT Twins, JLo doesn't let them wear anything twice. A source claims that JLo donated some dresses to a charity and also offered them some of her twins' clothes. The source said, "She also offered some of Max and Emme's clothes, telling organizers that she never lets them 'repeat' outfits. But the auction deals only in adult clothes. Jennifer told them it was a shame, as some items cost over $1,000 each."
That source got it all wrong. JLo really said that her twins only have one outfit, but if the charity would pay enough for them, she'd gladly give em up. Babies don't need to wear clothes. She'll just wrap them up in one of her gorilla furs.
Wenn
There is just no limit as to how much this peice of chola ghetto gready bitch trash can disgust me. she reminds me of the popular spoiled girls with money i went to school with. never wore the same cloths twice, had low self esteem and their boyfriends beat the shit out of them daily.
fuck you j-WHORE YOU LOOK LIKE GHETTO TRASH WEARING A DRESS THAT IS TOO FUCKIN SMALL FOR YOU. YOU AND BEYONCE SHEOULD FORM A DRESS CLUB TITLED "THE TWO SIZES TOO SMALL DRESS WEARING ESTABLISHMENT FOR GHETTO HO'S! greedy ghetto trash! oh and telling a fuckin charity that if they wanted your stinking shit smelling baby cloths they would have to pay for them? that's beyond tacky. JUST FUCKIN TACKY! greedy bitch!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Notoriousrem_22:
she fucked all the right people!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I'd love to know what Oscar de la Renta was thinking when she was hanging on him. Probably "Ayudame!"
She looks so ...so bad!I don't like her.But I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site *******"AffluentBachelors . c o m"******* last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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jeez
Wow, tell us how you really feel, Gucci!
Poor Jenny...
Submitted by yiooooooo on July 14, 2008 - 8:14pm: "every pound she gains is like a hug from Jesus."
Ha, ha!!!!
Her arms are looking a little, um, fleshy. Still, I hope they keep those arms in for a realistic look at a woman postpartum. Unfortunately, they'll photoshop her arms, too.
Still, in that top photo, if she was wearing tight, orange stretchy pants and an equally arresting electric-coloured t-shirt, she could be one my girlfriends from the Bronx yelling a beat down to some fool who rolled his eyes at her the wrong way.
she's got pins holding that dress together, and her face looks like shit since she got pregnant.
Evil witch.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Well, at least we'll all have a good laugh when the issue hits the newsstands. JLo? Nooooo, that's not JLo!
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
Didn't she have those kids, like, at least a month ago? With all her money you'd think a personal trainer would've whipped that ass into shape at least somewhat, by now. Bitch has been gorging Twinkies, Ding Dongs, and Ho Ho's...I can feel it in my bones.
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In heaven, everything is fine. You've got your good things, and I've got mine.
The fuckin dress doesnt even fit her. Next I will have to look at her fat ass airbrushed to a size 0 in this magazine. Ugh I hate all 'celebrities' they are all so lame and overrated. What Jennifer Lopez ever did (besides fucking Puffy) to become 'famous' is beyond me.
"I think you know that your more then just some fucked up piece of ass."
George Fuckin Michael.
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hate to say this... but she's looking better after having the twins. but she's still an asshole. Those kids are going to have OCD by 5 yrs. old, if she keeps up her weird obsessive behavior.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
She looks cute....Someone saw her profile with sexy photos on R I C H L O V I N G.C O M, a hot hook-up club for millionaires and celebrities. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Is it real!? Lots of beautiful girls and lady are said to be there.
Waiting for the Photoshop Awards. (Also, I think you mean craft table, not Kraft. Though I'm sure on occasion there are Kraft products there. Damn, I miss the days of craft services...)
Manimal 5:
j-ho would LIKE to forget and erase where she came from and she thinks having lots of money will do the trick. unfortunately her low class actions, attitude and clothing completely give away her ghetto background.lolol!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
TT99: That's not the only fun thing you could do. Personally, I would be scooping out all her Creme de la Mer into a baggie for personal use and replacing it with Eucerin. Then I'd make sure she found out about Skeletor's infidelities "accidentally".
Was it Jello or Mooriah who was taking diction classes to correct her ghetto accent? Oh well, either way, I laughed my ass off. It's not something you should admit to the press. But she was imagining herself as Audrey Hepburn in "My Fair Lady" which was quite a chuckle.
Wish I'd been a fly on the wall when she was meeting Ben Affleck's family.
I'm quite sure JLo's assistants and stylists spend most of their days cutting out the tags of the REAL sizes of her clothes and affixing the FAKE, smaller sizes. I would love that job! "Jen, this size 6 is waay too big, you really need a size 1!" Me and the other assistants would go aside and just laugh and laugh...
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by gucci on July 14, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Wow Gucci!
I see your point though. Jlo fucked her way to the "top". Maybe she forgot where she came from?
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Submitted by dustbunny on July 14, 2008 - 8:47pm.
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*Big fat tiger kiss*...
The DT twins are destined to be unbearable assholes, just like Shitney's kids are destined to be redneck Hellions and Pammy's kids are destined to be skeezy date rapists...Oh, mark my words, then read the headlines, folks...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
My sister used to love this whore. Red lipstick does wonders!!
But then again she was obsessed with New Kids On The Block and thought Michael Jackson was a saint. Idiots find their own bliss.
I thought the resemblence was part of wasp'g J.Ho's image to make her more marketable to middle america?
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Gina Olivia:
yeah she does look likie jennifer whoreson doesn't she? and they have a lot in common to. they have no talent and screwed everyone they could to get ahead. only difference between them is kate had her moma to lend a hand.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
something about her reminds me of Kate Hudson--an older, hispanic, chunky version.
The money does not make the class
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
& you know the heifer was pissed because pap pics caught her back fat and her wideload ass in these designer atrocities before the photoshopped spread comes out. Karma is catching up to this skeezer.
Poor little JLo. She thinks those expensive outfits are going to detract attention from her homely twins.
I don't believe the "no repeat wearing" bullshit. No, I don't. It's just publicity.
See, you have to wash all the baby's clothes before they wear them. Then you have to wash them again before you give them away. Multiply that by two. It would be too difficult to keep track of that shit.
There is no way that Jello is devoting that much time and care to someone other than herself. She just thinks it makes her sound posh. Even if she instructed a nanny to do that, I bet the nanny wouldn't bother.
want. those. shoes.
J-Low is a wasteful beyotch.
saw a table cloth with a very similar print on clearance at --- oh HEEEEY! That's one resourceful stylist.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on July 14, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Few things speak of your character more than how you treat those less fortunate than you.
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Absolutely mike
Watch how someone treats a waiter/waitress. It speaks volumes about them (unless of course the server is nasty to begin with)
Amen. I can say with authority that the "nouveau riche" are the worst. Old money, in general, shows much more consideration for people in any service industry.
And of course JHO is a bitch. She knows that with her "talent", and a few bad breaks, she'd be waiting tables herself.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
It's best that people wave from a distance...because up close - this bitch will tear your throat out if you get in her way.
~"~"~"~"~"Life is too short to work so hard...Vivien Leigh~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by mike on July 14, 2008 - 9:15pm.
Few things speak of your character more than how you treat those less fortunate than you.
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Absolutely mike
Watch how someone treats a waiter/waitress. It speaks volumes about them (unless of course the server is nasty to begin with)
HA! Love the back fat and Bingo wings.
Sucks to be you, bitch!
Um, nothing special bout this one, just she's looking old AND talentless. Next.
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Does Vader have to choke a bitch?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus.
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AMEN!!!
First, may I say I love your posts Tiger? **passes the jumbo canister of Cosmic Catnip**
Second, I hated this bitch back in grade school. It was through her example that I learned the defination of conceited.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Mr. President on July 14, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Canadian back bacon. Mmmmm.
Yes! Jlo would make for some delicious Bronto burgers. Yum Yum
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Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 6:01pm.
She carried twins. Count on it.
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Um, I beg to differ. This here slut had twins and was blessed with NO STRETCH MARKS!!! Seriously....but i have to say that i rubbed the Palmers Cocoa Butter on my belly (and boobs!) from 7weeks pregnant on....I swear by that stuff!!
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Pardon my double post.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Canadian back bacon. Mmmmm.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 9:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 8:13pm
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Brangelina fucked her up, the birthwatch, Mayor McCheese's press conference, all created a glut of pretentiousness over France. JLo sensed an unbalance in pretention, and had to do something to prove she's twice as pretentious as they are.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
tee hee...back fat...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 8:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 8:00pm.
We're saving our pennies for the dlisted convention in Greece next year, so we can sin some more. Wanna join? I'll bring lots and lots of catnip sockies....
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Count me in! I love to eat Greeks...er, I mean eat Greek...typo, just a typo...
Yeah, I can't stand these two ho's (actually it's more her than him, after all, it's rude to talk ill about the dead). The conspicuous consumption this whore indulges in is just plain vulger! Ugh. She makes me sick. She and Sharon Stone (another BI about her hooking on the side? High end hooking, but nonetheless, I hope it's true...HAHAHAHAHA! Cuz you know that ho gotta do some NASTY things with smelly Middle Eastern men...)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I'm praying real hard right now to bring those extra pounds her way. I'm hoping the financial rumors about her are true as well, Tigerlilly. I would laugh so hard if she was forced to do shit like the Simple Life or some other humiliating stuff that the bankrupt D-List "stars" have to do to stay afloat.
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"I guess we'll need some more FBI guys."
Few things speak of your character more than how you treat those less fortunate than you.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 8:00pm.
We're saving our pennies for the dlisted convention in Greece next year, so we can sin some more. Wanna join? I'll bring lots and lots of catnip sockies....
Yep, I believe the BI was about these 2. It's been awhile since Jenny From the Block has had a paycheck.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 8:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm
AMEN!!!
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THAT'S what I'm talkin' 'bout. Now, I'll pass the collection plate 'round and remember, DListers...DListers? Hey, where you mofo's goin'???? Ho's and sinners alls of ya!
Anywho, wasn't there a BI about these two skanks going broke due to their out of control spending, so they gotta whore off the DT twins? If there's a god, it's true!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Thats a huge bitch!! Actually she reminds me of a 51 year old aunt of mine that has that back fat thing going on and an ass the size of a fucking barn. Nice enough gal though.