Everyone season of Big Brother casts the same kind of whores. There's always the blonde slut, the gay dude who will probably be extremely annoying by the end of the season, the Christian who doesn't drink and the bat shit crazy lady who might stab you in your sleep. This season, the latter label goes to Renny. Renny is the beauty shop owner from New Orleans. She's like Debbie from "Queer as Folk" meets Marilu Henner meets Baby Jane. She also reminds me of my doll-collection neighbor who smells of cat piss and cloves.

She's also become the most-hated bitch in the house! During last night's episode, Renny upset Jessie, the "natural body builder," after she kept waking his ass up in the night with her serial killer clown laugh. When Jessie complained, Renny told him to "lighten up." She's right. Bitches who take roids are so touchy! Oh wait. He's all-natural. Is there such thing as herbal roids?

Anyway, Renny's days in the house are numbered. She's already up for elimination with Jessie and I'm sure he'll suck Jerry's pepaw peen to stay in the house. The ones I fall in love with are always first to go.

And here's a bonus! We're not even one week into the show and we've already got our first racial slur of the season! Last night, the gay cowboy had this to say about Libra, "That colored girl ain't controlling nothing." Big Brother 10: Still full of dumb fucks who need to stick a dick in it.





I so want Renny to stay! She adds some comedy to the show. It'll be boring once she's gone. But if things work out...

(SPOILER ALERT)

Brian will be going home this week!!! Jessie was taken off the block by Jerry who won PoV! SAVE RENNY AND HER WIGS!!!!!!!

And Cowboy outed himself already. It was on the live feeds.

jammer's picture

YES Renny is the shit.
My question is, how come none of those other hambones sitting with the queen bothered to check his ass for using "colored"? That's INSANE.
But what can we really expect from a closeted cowboy?
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EAT SHIT AND LIVE!

You loony liberals need to get a clue and lay off the cowboy. He is no more racist than B. Hussein Obama. Not a good comparison. Ok, he is no more racist than Michelle Obama. No, that won't work either. I've got it, he is no more racist that your average white guilt liberal who is only voting for Obama because he is black. No, that won't work either. Hell, all of the above is racist except the cowboy. You people are just homophobes.

I's loves Harpo but I'd kill em dead before I let him hit me.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 15, 2008 - 7:55am.
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 8:34am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 15, 2008 - 6:22am.
How horribly racist of him to refer to her as the "colored girl" *ROLLING EYES* if that's racist then the people referring to him as the "gay cowboy" are homophobic. Idiots.

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The term "colored" is an old fashioned term used by our racist founding fathers. Therefore, it's a racist term.
I don't know of any gay men who would take being called a "gay cowboy" as an insult.

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Oh don't give me that crap about the term "Colored" being racist. Black people refer to themselves as colored all the time. When halle berry won the oscar she said she was doing it for woman of "color". Not to mention that Al sharpton always uses the term "Colored". So gimme a break.

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Black people also refer to each other as N*****'s, so what's your point?
And another thing: My reply to you wasn't catty or bitchy, so why was yours? Oh yeah, that's right--because you're an idiot with a bad attitude. Why don't you lighten the fuck up, already?

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amle's picture

is it ok to call her brown sugar?

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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on July 15, 2008 - 8:34am.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 15, 2008 - 6:22am.
How horribly racist of him to refer to her as the "colored girl" *ROLLING EYES* if that's racist then the people referring to him as the "gay cowboy" are homophobic. Idiots.

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The term "colored" is an old fashioned term used by our racist founding fathers. Therefore, it's a racist term.
I don't know of any gay men who would take being called a "gay cowboy" as an insult.

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Oh don't give me that crap about the term "Colored" being racist. Black people refer to themselves as colored all the time. When halle berry won the oscar she said she was doing it for woman of "color". Not to mention that Al sharpton always uses the term "Colored". So gimme a break.

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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on July 15, 2008 - 6:22am.
How horribly racist of him to refer to her as the "colored girl" *ROLLING EYES* if that's racist then the people referring to him as the "gay cowboy" are homophobic. Idiots.

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The term "colored" is an old fashioned term used by our racist founding fathers. Therefore, it's a racist term.
I don't know of any gay men who would take being called a "gay cowboy" as an insult.

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How horribly racist of him to refer to her as the "colored girl" *ROLLING EYES* if that's racist then the people referring to him as the "gay cowboy" are homophobic. Idiots.

He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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@angel_i: My friends and I used to do that in college: we decided I was 'chocolate honey dip" LOL. However, my ghetto/summer name (don't tan well, just turn red) was 'cinnamon'.

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@boomsy once more:

I hear you. It actually just sounds like someone trying to avoid the "N" word.

I grew up in such a multicultural environment that I have a tendency to describe people exactly how they look...I might say coffee brown, or honey coloured or, like: my Dad is three shades darker than midnight:)

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Can I just add that I DESPISE the term colored? What exactly does that mean anyway? We're ALL colored, and the last time checked, white was all color absorbed and black was the reflection of all color (not that it works with people, but you know what I mean). I'd rather hear the term negro than colored, not that either one is acceptable in my book.

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@boomsy:

Cuz the Dad's white - it happens but it's extremely uncommon. I had a white baby. She's not white like other white kids but you'd be hard pressed to call her brown, that's fersure.

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Ah, did a little more research; her husband's white but that's still a funky situation.

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Um, I clicked on the Libra link; can someone please explain to me why it says she gave birth to one black twin and one white?

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I can't believe this bullshit is still on.

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Little Edie Bouvier Beale LIVES!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stupid ass. The queen needs his ass kicked. I hope homegirl gets wind of his remarks and goes off on his dumb ass. Throw that shit kicker in Prada out on his worn out ass.

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That would've bugged me, too, but when you go into a house with that many people, you have to consider that at least some of them are going to intrude on your sleeping. He shouldn't have been so bitchy about the first night.

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oh! I would of murdered her if she woke me up like that.

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I'm so about to get a Renny avatar. lol

Yeah, she's a bitch and yeah, she's annoying and yeah, her chain-smoking/wheezy/cackly/insane laugh makes you want to scream "Shut up!!" but the bitch is entertaining to watch, mainly for her outfits alone.

That said, she's so out by week 4.

Hotness alert, though: Brian. Yum.

She sounds like Witchy-Poo.

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Anyone who smells like cat piss, couldn't smell like cloves too. I refuse to believe this nonsense!

angel_i's picture

ok, I'm up to 10 minutes of this shit. I can stand that much...2 or 3 minutes at time. Why would we want to watch the biggest douches in the world in action. Why don't they make a show like that but everyone in the house is lovely. Lovely people have fun too, you know.

That woman is obnoxious defined and the racist can suck my cock.

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That "colored girl" went to my alma mater. Even though she's all sophisticated and shit, bitch is from Houston. She'll cut an idiot for saying less

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Uhmm.. Who watches that?
lol

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I'm afraid the old man may die or at least stroke out while in the house, he really is ELDERLY. I'm thinking of the endurance comps, and don't elderly need lots of products to stay alive, like metamucil? He's already on slop!

My state produced Mayor of Rainbow Kail (puke) and short bus worthy bikini barista Natalie. We can also claim Tonya Harding, "pregnant man", and the DUI midget from that TLC show. Try to beat that!

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what's with hiring all the racists, CBS?? trying to incite something, make it more acceptable? either way it's not cool. every season there is a dumb fuck racist and you think they would screen for that.

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Submitted by jaydawg on July 14, 2008 - 2:36pm.

I said the same thing for years. But I can honestly say it's addictive as hell. Why, I don't know, but it is.

PS Snow, WHERE ARE YOU???????????????????
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I have never watched any of this show and I can see I'm not missing anything...yikes!

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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on July 14, 2008 - 2:24pm.

It's okay, I won't judge you. My lovely state boasts Diane Henry, but we also had Kynt & Vyxsin, so that balanced things out.
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I'm addicted to BB also. I knew Renny would have to go before she started the serial killer clown laughing - she's annoying.

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It should be noted that both Renny and racist gay cowboy are from my home state of Louisiana. What the hell? Is it the humidity? The pollution? Hurricane Katrina. Hurricane Rita. "Hurricane" Britney. And now these two.

Whatever we did, God...we're sorry. Please make it stop!

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the only thing I hate about BB is it's a drug I'm addicted to but it's seasonal - I can't get my fix all year round. To have drama on the first day and fresh posts makes me feel high as a muthafucka this morning!

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Ah dammit. I liked the gay cowboy until this. I had the peepaw pegged as the racist, not gay guy!
Oh well.
Go Jerry.

omg, I was thinking the same thing. I didn't know there were natural steroids! I'm sure his small testes are naturally small...

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'Bout time, MK! I wondered when you'd do a BB post! Also the 1st showmance -- April & Ollie.
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Cat piss and cloves...oh my. I prefer dog shit and patchouli.

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