Monday, July 14th 2008
One Sexy Dude
Brooke Hogan makes it so hard for me to like her. She seems like the only bitch in the Hogan family that has more than half a brain cell, but then she goes and does shit like this. She looks like a tranny roasted chicken stuffed into discount lingerie from the local whore store. Brooke needs to leave this kind of tacky skank shit for the Trannycat Dolls. It's not helping her cause.
You know that after she performed, her daddy probably told her he'd wash that outfit for her. I bet he will. BARF!
Below is some video of Brooke skanking it up with The Knockouts at Mansion in Miami this past weekend.
Okay, at least she wore exquisite lucite heels from the Shauna Sand collection.
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 14, 2008 - 3:03pm.
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The Vegas one? I did, and answered, guess I screwed up the addie? Let me know, and I'll re-send it. :(
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Póg ma thoin.
saddest has been a member for a whooping 38minutes, 40 seconds and already she has pist off everyone. Now, to me, that's displays mad skillz, and a woeful lack of strong anti-psychotic meds. Bully for you saddest, that's str8 (fucking ghey) ballin'
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Saddest, I'm walking towards you right fucking now, ho.. Don't fuck w/ me or my fellows chica's! Plain and simple!!!
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I like your siggie. Please dont take me personally...its not about you...
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*says in Devils voice while rubbing goatee*
Oh my dear, but it IS about me! *stares directly at YOU* 0 0
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
I just want to shake this girl. YOU ARE 6 FEET TALL, stop dressing like you're petite. Better yet, stop dressing like a hooker and you might find that your problem has been solved.
Submitted by OXA on July 14, 2008 - 3:03pm.
SHE IS DUMB AND NASTY
CHECK OUT THE MARQUIS HER NAME IS SPELLED WRONG
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Ok, that's funny. Cuz it takes time to put that shit up. You'd think with that kinda time a lightbulb might go off, yes?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
Oh yes, PSL. Oh yes. We were all stunned like "are those ass less chaps?!?!" I think the crowd was silent. Ughhh...then the next day the photos made their rounds on the 'net. I have a photo of me and some friends with her singing in the background and we are all cracking up.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by mishma on July 14, 2008 - 3:04pm
You had me at "funyuns"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 3:04pm.
NEWSFLASH, bitch!! It's not all about you, either, so why inflict your shit on US? WE'VE never done a fucking thing to you, if you lack the balls to take care of your IRL problems IRL, that is YOUR PROBLEM, and YOUR PROBLEM ALONE. Keep it to yourself.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
zomay, that's too rich for my blood. While I appreciate and respect that you have experience and would stalk me with grace and aplomb, I am on a budget. What kind of stalking can I secure with a bag of Funyuns, a gently used pair of Spanx and a pony keg of Coors light?
O but the choreography is just EXQUISITE...and those dancers...true professionals. Just lovely. What's your problem, MK?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 3:01pm
BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ROFLMMFAO
I so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you, I'd follow you into Hell, you magnificent bitch!!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will?♥♥
Why in world would anyone allow this man to sing? I've heard cats in heat carry a tune better than this skank.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Saddest, I'm walking towards you right fucking now, ho.. Don't fuck w/ me or my fellows chica's! Plain and simple!!!
AHAHAHA!!! Thanks for the laugh Okie...you and the awesome avie of yours! =)
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Saddest, I'm walking towards you right fucking now, ho.. Don't fuck w/ me or my fellows chica's! Plain and simple!!!
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I like your siggie. Please dont take me personally...its not about you...
SHE IS DUMB AND NASTY
CHECK OUT THE MARQUIS HER NAME IS SPELLED WRONG
http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-14-they-couldnt-even-get-her-name-right
I think I saw that outfit in the window of a downtown LA store in the fashion district. They were selling fake designer jeans, meth, and bootleg copies of Sex and the City.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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islandgirl on July 14, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 14, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Her daddy should buy her a mirror...
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He's too busy rubbing suntan lotion on her ass. Ewww.
*waving*
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*making a face at the 'rubbing' part* ew
Hello hunny! I emailed you a while back! I hope you got it..... :)
LittleChinaDoll:
you were THERE on Assless chaps day?! You poor thing!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
She makes me wish music was never invented.
I told you guys I saw her in ass less chaps last summer. I'm now blind, use a cane, and will never ever forget the stench of all the concert goers vomit on that hot summer day...
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Kizzy, EvilShoe.. Thanks!! I'll rip off one of its legs and send it your way.. Miss Priss I'll be over to your house in a minute to chop up the rest of this lil fellow!! *grabs ax* *tapes greenies mouth shut*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Lolo! I can see you right now Lolo!
*runs around in a circle rying to catch myself with my spy-cam*
Im fucking stalking myself!
Im sitting here looking at lolo as shim types about stalking myself. Shim thinks shim is not looking at shimself but I know I am.
I love Ricki Lakes Poems today.
You hot bitchy bitch ricki!
What else is new in GIANT TRANNYVILLE?
Oh look she still looks like a bloated stripper barbie with a big fat cock.
THIS IS NEW!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
eww what's even more gross was that her dad was there with his brooke look a like watching her try to shake her fat ass. Incest? yes/no cause i got to go with yes cause this is the thrid squickiest thing they've done in public can't imagine what goes on behind close doors
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George Carlin went to Heaven and left us with Dane Cook here in Hell
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I do not dull my shine for anyone" translates to "I do not hide my faggotry from anyone
Born with no shame
Submitted by kdracofan on July 14, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Her daddy should buy her a mirror...
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He's too busy rubbing suntan lotion on her ass. Ewww.
*waving*
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Póg ma thoin.
The real question is, how did Brooke get her hands on the outfit that J.T. wore to Sir Tommy's 40th?
P.S. - J.T. looked better in it!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Her daddy should buy her a mirror...
I wanna smoke that WALKING POT LEAF!!!!
Submitted by ricki lake on July 14, 2008 - 2:55pm
Another beauty!! You are on fiyah with the poems today!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Guys guys guys, let's all calm down. She's just taking on her newest role as The Creature in Rocky Horror. ROHCKAY!
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 2:53pm
Such a happy and spunky lil' pot leaf, too. Double props for the new avie!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Looks like Nick Hogan got all the girlish features...
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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Oh Saddest, nobody cares.
Go forth and tend your affairs.
Put a gun to your head
Now shoot it! You're dead!
May wolves rip your face 'til it tears.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 2:46pm
(((((hugs)))) Props for the walking avie! It's great!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Saddest, I'm walking towards you right fucking now, ho.. Don't fuck w/ me or my fellows chica's! Plain and simple!!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
mishma on July 14, 2008 - 11:48am.
I am gonna go stalk someone, I feel so unhip
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If you want, I can stalk you. My prices are 25.00 dollars an hour and you pay for lunch. I have experience and job references.
ok, just watched the video. My ears are bleeding.
Sorry, Fosse must be rolling over in his grave.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
You are in desperate need of a MaryKay makeover and some meds!
James Haven comes in here for alittle R&R with his bitches! He doesn't need drama! Now, leave Viva and the rest of these bitches alone!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Hohan's leggings went on sale today, so perhaps Brooke could get a pair to cover up those tree trunks.
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All Things Must Pass
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Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 2:46pm.
aha ha ha funniest shit I've seen all day! Love it!
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Dick happens! - MK
Okie!
LMAO!! Make it move towards me!!!!
*here lit'l pot leave*
Oh and yes, it's moving!!!
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Fuck it!
I am gonna go stalk someone, I feel so unhip
butch hogan is tranny, shes fat, she's thick, looks like a sumo wrestler. not hot.
It's moving! It's moving!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
She's so clueless, it's sad. She will NEVER be feminine OR sexy. People need to accept their roles in life.
Is my new Avie moving.. please say! Please hug me someone, please!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
parissucksliterally on July 14, 2008 - 11:33am.
Amen zomay!
Oh. My. God. She needs to face the fact that she is NOT feminine or sexy.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
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Love your sig.
This whole lingerie-outside-of-the-bedroom trend needs to end. Way to put the "whore" in fame whore, Brooke!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
are you sure their name isn't the Knockoffs?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 1:39pm.
threatening suicide as a way to get attentiion is fucked and it wont work on me for one. if you really wanted to off yourself you wouldnt be online youd be shooting morphine and byuing razors. fuck off.
reported.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
There are no words to describe this tranny mess, not even saying how fug she is can cut it...
She looks like the dude from Nantucket, had a dick so large he could suck it...yadda yadda...
Any hetero male who finds Brooke hot is a closet gay...sorry, just sayin'
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Fuck it!