Monday, July 14th 2008
One Sexy Dude
Brooke Hogan makes it so hard for me to like her. She seems like the only bitch in the Hogan family that has more than half a brain cell, but then she goes and does shit like this. She looks like a tranny roasted chicken stuffed into discount lingerie from the local whore store. Brooke needs to leave this kind of tacky skank shit for the Trannycat Dolls. It's not helping her cause.
You know that after she performed, her daddy probably told her he'd wash that outfit for her. I bet he will. BARF!
Below is some video of Brooke skanking it up with The Knockouts at Mansion in Miami this past weekend.
Okay, at least she wore exquisite lucite heels from the Shauna Sand collection.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Bitch looks like she could eat somebody! i don't know why but Godzilla just came into mind.....
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 3:30pm.
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LOL! I love the title:
Funny Alcoholism Pictures.
We're putting the "fun" back in dysfunctional!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
Submitted by mishma on July 14, 2008 - 3:28pm.
Yeah, no joke. They have been cutting down a dead tree right outside my office window ALL day. And now I'm even getting it from the 'puter!
*ringing ears*
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
What a beast. RuPaul looks more feminine than this guy.
And apparently mishma's buying a stalker with a girdle and some beer...
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Clarisse
thanks for clearing that up.
now I gots to get me some action.
" lights joint"
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Kill her mommy, Kill her! I personally would prefer to be fucked to death rather then deal w/ suicide, but hey, to each is own.. keeeeeel her, keeel her mommy.. keelll her!!
http://3gold.com/pictures/alcohol2.htm
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 3:21pm.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
and ANOTHER sad clown in search of good dick
-- OUT of this oncoming shitpile!
Submitted by islandgirl on July 14, 2008 - 3:25pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 3:21pm.
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I had one of those in me once.
*beams angelically*
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Me too!
*halo sparkles*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
I need an ativan, xanax and a zoloft washed down with 98567865745767876958769870 shots of tequila after reading this thread....oh, too late, my bad
CTH,
Well, LoLo and El B. are doing some sort of fart porn, Kizzy's cat is spinning the tunes and Islandgirl has sex with a Scottish man. I think.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Saddest...
My name should have been Simpson cuz I'm such a Sucka. But listen. Let it go. If she doesn't want to talk to you then that's it. Slavery is illegal for a reason - it's because we can't make people do things they don't want to no matter how much we want them to. Whatever is bothering you is your problem. Not ours and not Viva's either - you are just going to have to deal with it by yourself. Saying she doesn't care over and over again is never going to make her care. Get over it.
And if you're not well, go see a doctor.
PS.
Submitted by Stoney on July 14, 2008 - 3:22pm.
LMAO at Lolo's rant and migraine's determination to defend the definition of chaps!
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Ditto. (inawarmwayplsdonthitmethx:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
Submitted by kdracofan on July 14, 2008 - 3:25pm.
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It was on the other one, but I'll use that one too. ♥
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Póg ma thoin.
El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Kdraco, sorry for the fart.....*FART*..damnit!
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*pfffft* right back at you....
(giggling in my office)
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 3:23pm.
BECOMING a problem to others is not a solution for your problem. You're not handling shit. What you ARE doing, is forcing US to deal with YOUR SHIT. So pack YOUR SHIT, and get the fuck out!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
wTF is going on up in here???
LOL!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 3:21pm.
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I had one of those in me once.
*beams angelically*
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by chin chin on July 14, 2008 - 3:15pm.
what i dont understand is why are people cheering for this retard? do they actually like her???
are people really this fucking stupid?
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Yes. Before Dubya The Sequel Years I may have doubted enough people are this stupid, but yeah, juuust enough are so the GOP can steal their Electoral College victories via hanging chads and Diebold's Dubya-toe-sucking CEO.
Same fuckwits who love tranny Simpson and this
she-male hick.
Submitted by Stoney on July 14, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Defending the proper use of the words "assless" and/or "chaps" gives my life meaning. Thank you.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Viva La Lohan,
"make that cheddar and sour cream ruffles and I will be in your bushes within the hour!"
Oh my word!!! I got chippies too!!!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
He looks like a fat bitch in these pics.
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 14, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Sorry. "Assless chaps" are one of my pet peeves. On one hand I can see why people like to say it. It's fun to say. On the other hand, it's not right. Neither is what Brooke did to her jeans, but chopping out the ass made them assless pants, not chaps.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Saddest, I'm walking towards you right fucking now, ho.. Don't fuck w/ me or my fellows chica's! Plain and simple!!!
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I like your siggie. Please dont take me personally...its not about you...
ITS NOT OUR PROBLEM GOD DAMN IT! I HAVE MY OWN DEMONS TO WRATSLE WITH MUTHA FACKA!
IM TRYING TO NOT CUT MY EX HUSBANDS DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT IN HIS MOMS MOUTH FOR CHRAST SAKE!
iM TRYING NOT TO DRINK MY BREAKFAST AND CHASE IT WITH SEVERAL BONG RIPS AS A WAY TO NOT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF LOUD WHORES ON THE SUBWAY ON THE WAY TO WORK! AND THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING WHILE IM TRYING TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY DUMB BITCH!
SO TAKE YOUR SHIT SOME PLACE ELSE!
ITS NOT OUR PROBLEM DONT FUCKING BUG US WITH IT CAUSE WE DONT FUCKING CARE!
ARE YOU THE FUCKING IRS? CAUSE YOU ARE ALL UP OUR ASSES MAKING US PAY FOR SHIT WE DIDNT BUY.
I CAN GET CRAZY TOO. NEENER NEENER CRAZY IS NOT AN EXCLUSIVE DEAL. DONT MAKE MY ASS BATS COME TAX YOU! BITCHES! UGGGGGGG!
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Well we all handle our probs differently...this is how im handling mine
well she might not be the greatest singer or anything, but i do see her trying! unlike parasite that all she's good for is to receive cum, i do give her props for actuallly trying to get a career going and working for it..
LMAO at Lolo's rant and migraine's determination to defend the definition of chaps!
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
HA HA HA HA!!!!!
Kizzy, Los Bastardo, Okie.... good stuff bitches!
ahhh fuck it!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 7:18pm.
"LoLo Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 3:16pm.
EAT ME :)"
*inserts porn soundtrack*
*pulls out tissue box*
Ok, go.
Putting on blonde moustache, picking up plumbers tools....ACTION!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by islandgirl on July 14, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 3:15pm.
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Oh my God, are you kidding? NOOO!! I totally represented that remark! Hee hee...
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Whew! Sometimes I can't tell if I'm mean - The Scottish Newf in me can get outta control;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
What I'm about to do..
oh fuck it never GD'd mind.. *pees in corner*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Yes, I have actually seen Brooke look good- ONCE.
She was dressed normally, the makeup wasn't trannylicious, nor was her hair.
Brooke is like Britney- they just can't seem to get it right....unless someone really stylish is helping them..
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 3:16pm.
EAT ME :)
Munch, munch, munch *Belch* munch, munch, munch.
Kdraco, sorry for the fart.....*FART*..damnit!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by mishma on July 14, 2008 - 12:04pm.
What kind of stalking can I secure with a bag of Funyuns, a gently used pair of Spanx and a pony keg of Coors light?
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make that cheddar and sour cream ruffles and I will be in your bushes within the hour!
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Please report any posts pertaining to me or my personal life and just ignore the person posting them. Thanks whores. I'd tongue your bunghole if you could spare me of this shit.
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Cutting off your ex's dick and putting it in his mom's mouth, huh? My gawd, you are a veritable font of ingenuity. I am once again awestruck. I got to cuttin it off, but didn't think further. You followed all the way through to it's most logical conclusion. Sensei, grasshopper bows and kneels at your feet.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"LoLo Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 3:16pm.
EAT ME :)"
*inserts porn soundtrack*
*pulls out tissue box*
Ok, go.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
*stands in LONG line to eat LoLo*
*digs in purse for soup spoon*
*licks chops*
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
Submitted by Migraineuse on July 14, 2008 - 3:13pm.
Well, pardon me. Sorry I hadn't gotten your explanation sonner. GEEZ.
Regardless, it was awful because she had tiny little boy shorts on underneath.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Submitted by angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 3:15pm.
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Oh my God, are you kidding? NOOO!! I totally represented that remark! Hee hee...
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Póg ma thoin.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 3:16pm.
EAT ME :)
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 3:16pm.
What? Jesus LoLo that woke me up, could you keep it down in here please? Thanks...zzzzzzzzzzz*fart*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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P.
U.
(lol)
What? Jesus LoLo that woke me up, could you keep it down in here please? Thanks...zzzzzzzzzzz*fart*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
@islandgirl: I hope you're not mad at me for saying that Celtic stuff was written by drunks. I was joking, dontcha know. :)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
what i dont understand is why are people cheering for this retard? do they actually like her???
are people really this fucking stupid? what the hell..she's nobody!
-=meow hiss purr=-
angel_i on July 14, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by OXA on July 14, 2008 - 3:03pm.
SHE IS DUMB AND NASTY
CHECK OUT THE MARQUIS HER NAME IS SPELLED WRONG
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Ok, that's funny. Cuz it takes time to put that shit up. You'd think with that kinda time a lightbulb might go off, yes?
YA KNOW SHE DIDNT NOTICE IT ON THE WAY IN.
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 2:43pm.
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ARGH! *I* notice you! Would you be yelling at her in a restaurant or going to the club to sit down at her table and hash all this shit out? I hope not. It gets on my last nerve because that's someone's personal business your putting up there and that's just WRONG. I don't even care who it is but if you have a need to be vengeful PLEASE don't make me part of it. Keep it to yourself. Get a blog. Find some people to bitch at but don't bring it here, k? If you would like to tell me the sordid details of LINDSAY Lohan's life, then please, carry on - otherwise, step off.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
okie you are a gem:)
hi!♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by saddest on July 14, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by oklahoma on July 14, 2008 - 2:53pm.
Saddest, I'm walking towards you right fucking now, ho.. Don't fuck w/ me or my fellows chica's! Plain and simple!!!
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I like your siggie. Please dont take me personally...its not about you...
ITS NOT OUR PROBLEM GOD DAMN IT! I HAVE MY OWN DEMONS TO WRATSLE WITH MUTHA FACKA!
IM TRYING TO NOT CUT MY EX HUSBANDS DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT IN HIS MOMS MOUTH FOR CHRAST SAKE!
iM TRYING NOT TO DRINK MY BREAKFAST AND CHASE IT WITH SEVERAL BONG RIPS AS A WAY TO NOT BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF LOUD WHORES ON THE SUBWAY ON THE WAY TO WORK! AND THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING WHILE IM TRYING TO MAKE SOME FUCKING MONEY DUMB BITCH!
SO TAKE YOUR SHIT SOME PLACE ELSE!
ITS NOT OUR PROBLEM DONT FUCKING BUG US WITH IT CAUSE WE DONT FUCKING CARE!
ARE YOU THE FUCKING IRS? CAUSE YOU ARE ALL UP OUR ASSES MAKING US PAY FOR SHIT WE DIDNT BUY.
I CAN GET CRAZY TOO. NEENER NEENER CRAZY IS NOT AN EXCLUSIVE DEAL. DONT MAKE MY ASS BATS COME TAX YOU! BITCHES! UGGGGGGG!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Little China Doll on July 14, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Oh yes, PSL. Oh yes. We were all stunned like "are those ass less chaps?!?!"
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People. How many times do I have to explain this?
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ASSLESS CHAPS!
Because ALL chaps are assless!
If they weren't, they'd be PANTS!
From the wiki:
"Chaps (IPA: /ʃæps/, tʃæps) are sturdy coverings for the legs, usually of leather, consisting of leggings and a belt. They are buckled on over trousers with the chaps' integrated belt, but unlike trousers they have no seat and are not joined at the crotch.."
No seat + not joined at the crotch = assless.
Thank you. That is all.
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Honest Question: Is there a way for Brooke to look good? Is it a weight issue, a fashion issue? I think she wouldn't be as repulsive if she toned down the flooz-factor a degree or ten.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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Sweet fucking Jesus, look at the immense feet. They're like that giant foot that Deuce Bigalow oiled up and rubbed down. That's a huge bitch.