Monday, July 14th 2008
One Sexy Dude
Brooke Hogan makes it so hard for me to like her. She seems like the only bitch in the Hogan family that has more than half a brain cell, but then she goes and does shit like this. She looks like a tranny roasted chicken stuffed into discount lingerie from the local whore store. Brooke needs to leave this kind of tacky skank shit for the Trannycat Dolls. It's not helping her cause.
You know that after she performed, her daddy probably told her he'd wash that outfit for her. I bet he will. BARF!
Below is some video of Brooke skanking it up with The Knockouts at Mansion in Miami this past weekend.
Okay, at least she wore exquisite lucite heels from the Shauna Sand collection.
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STOP STALKING MAH CATS ON MYSPACE, M.E.!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 2:18pm.
paulapoo,
I was being a smart-ass. PSL's pet peeve is "irregardless" and Migraineuses pet peeve is "ass-less chaps".
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THAT'S OK, SWEETIE. I GOT IT!! you funny girl.
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We all need to eat, and why shouldn’t we eat cake?
Mishma, um, I just wanna say, um, you don't know me, but, er, I'm your biggest fan.
You rock my world.
*running away*
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We all need to eat, and why shouldn’t we eat cake?
paulapoo,
I was being a smart-ass. PSL's pet peeve is "irregardless" and Migraineuses pet peeve is "ass-less chaps".
Apparently it was much funnier in my head.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
LMAO! YOU'RE THE CRAZY CAT LADY Mishma!
Sometimes halo cat whispers "the forum is bad, mmkay" and then devil horn cat says "fuck halo cat with a garden weasel" and I have way too many cats, M8
@ Stoney
I wonder if that was how Eddie Murphy felt the first time he took his PT Cruiser down the Tranny Highway?
"YOURE A DUDE?"
" Yes"
" Hell I still love you!"
" YAY! that will be 100 for a BJ and 200 extra if you want a kiss after!"
" Here is five hunderd. Lets cuddle you hawt tranny bitch!"
Submitted by Stoney on July 14, 2008 - 1:05pm.
You're forgetting the shrek voice, lolo! lol
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Nope, I totally read that is Donkey's voice.
Mishma - I agree TOTALLY! When I want 456857203 cats to unhinge the crazy, I venture to the forum.
You're forgetting the shrek voice, lolo! lol
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
@ Stoney
I wonder if that was how Eddie Murphy felt the first time he took his PT Cruiser down the Tranny Highway?
"YOURE A DUDE?"
" Yes"
" Hell I still love you!"
" YAY! that will be 100 for a BJ and 200 extra if you want a kiss after!"
" Here is five hunderd. Lets cuddle you hawt tranny bitch!"
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I guess ass-free chaps would be chaps on Paris Hilton.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
I prefer chapless ass.
Damn it, CHAPS! Thanks Noelegy.
Furthermore, I think the government should require credentials when purchasing chaps similar to our handgun control laws. That would alleviate the public's burning corneas when someone such as Christina Aguilera or Brooke Hogan decides it's okay to eye rape innocent people.
Submitted by M.E. on July 14, 2008 - 4:53pm.
Oh man! that was too funny to read!!!
So how did it end? Did that chick wash her hair or did she figure out that was a nay nay where the pole goes?
Hey also Im Lolo there and i still get the PM's.
Ill miss your funny stuff while youre training for the new job but CONGRATULATIONS on the move up!!!! Awesome for you lady!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 14, 2008 - 3:49pm.
Free chappin'
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 3:48pm.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!
"I love you! I love you, too! Oh wait, you're a DUDE?!"
*dies*
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"AND he has a strong pimp hand"
Chaps sans pants. Chaps leave the front open to the breeze as well as the rear. Which could be why Brookie lurves them so: airing it all out, she's not stuck suffocating under the scent herself. I pity all those downwind from her, tho!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
When I feel like living dangerously, I go to the forum. It gives me that less than sane feeling
Albino Squirrel said, "Unless you're a cowboy and you're roping a steer, you have no business in chaos."
I know what you meant, but the typo is funny. :)
Myself, I just wonder why it seems that EVERY celebrity offspring thinks s/he can sing?
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 14, 2008 - 4:49pm.
I stay out of the forum. It scarz me.
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I've never been there because everybody says that and, quite frankly, it's scary enough out here.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma KarmaComa. Jamaica Aroma
Unless you're a cowboy and you're roping a steer, you have no business in chaos. Period.
Lolo - LMAO! Yes, that be the drama I am referring to though your description made me LMFAO!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on July 14, 2008 - 4:49pm.
can you call the missing seat area in said chaps a "butt hole"?
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I stay out of the forum. It scarz me.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
I think what people are trying to express when they say "assless chaps" is really "wearing chaps with nothing under them, showing one's bare ass." But there's no phrase for that. "Bareass chaps" maybe?
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Submitted by M.E. on July 14, 2008 - 4:44pm.
what happened in the forum?
I read in there one day that some chick was in love with some other chick because she thought that chick was a dude and it was not a dude it was a lady who never een said she was a dude and then some person got some jizz in their hair and THEN i said to myself, "Well Lolo maybe you should not play on the internets at night time"
Then i wrote some jokes that sucked and i never went back to the forum.
Ok then! :)
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I'm going to buy ass-ED chaps online right now. Otherwise known as PANTS.
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Sluts running around a stage in their underwear. I don't get it.
Oh for Christ sakes! The loon after Viva's fart vapors is fucking crazier than the shit that just got resolved in the forum.
GOD DAMN IT! You need help!
Okie - I need pills after reading this thread.
Whudda ya got?
"She looks like a tranny roasted chicken stuffed into discount lingerie from the local whore store."
Someone call PETA! Paging Pam Anderson! Someone is abusing a roasted chicken! And a TRANNY one at that!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
Who the fuck designs this shit?
The entire group--Brooke, dancers, and all--look as though they are clothed in rejects from every Pussycat Dolls video ever. Bob Mackey finds these outfits in bad taste. Cher is rolling over in her grave! Wait...no...Cher is immortal.
uh, the troll is back and keeps posting the same thing everywhere?
On T: Shemale up there would make a great extra in a Rocky Horror midnight showing at the Cineplex.
It's just a jump to the left......
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
It's like the Powder Room Forum in here.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 1:58pm.
Irregardless of what you think, Assless Chaps is redundant.
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Irregardless is a double negative. Now, if you had said irrespective...
KD, her dad was in the AUDIENCE!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
That has got to be the least flattering outfit EVER! If her dad saw that, he's throw a robe on her and make her change, then he would burn it.
IG,
Oh I believe you...really i do...kdracofan on the other hand....
*tap tap tap*
No! I'm sure we all know the truth...
Little China Doll,
Irregardless of what you think, Assless Chaps is redundant.
*note to self, Oklahoma is a bad influence!*
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Alright people! For fucks sake, they aren't assless chaps. I get it!! :D
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Islandgirl:
ok
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 3:48pm.
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You know I'm kidding, right?
*crosses fingers behind back*
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Póg ma thoin.
I wanna see a DNA profile on that tranny. That's the only way we'll know her true gender.
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Wilson: "When you care about someone ..."
House: "You LIE to them!"
islandgirl,
That's ma girl!!! Although, i tell ya, you don't know how lucky you are to have all those fabulous British boys! I'd give my left ass check for a roll with a Brit!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Assless Chaps reminds me of "Irregardless"- GRRRRR
IG- you ARE an "International Whore"!
lol
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Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 12:41pm.
I'm gonna buy some Assless Chaps tomorrow.
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why wait? do it NOW
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Team Migraineuse!
assless chaps is redundant.
It's like, um, let's see...an orange orange.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
I'm gonna buy some Assless Chaps tomorrow.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
wiggle wiggle thrust thrust
shake tatas thrust shake tatas thrust.
Bitch, please, I do that all the time. ain't nuttin' special.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Howard Stern in drag 08.
Clarisse, that's old news. I've since moved on to a Norwegian, an Aussie and several Icelanders, although I am currently concentrating on a Dane. I'm an international kind of HWORE. :)
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Póg ma thoin.
i poop on the sad shit!
ELB's farts smell like strawberry
kinky!
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