Monday, July 14th 2008

Naomi With Child

That poor baby has no idea that his life is literally in Naomi Campbell's hands. The people around her are probably trying to keep quiet as to not upset her. If they do, she would totally throw that innocent baby at them.

Naomi visited a children's hospital in Nigeria this weekend where she donated some toys. She also spoke to reporters about her bad behavior.

She said, “I’m not a bad person. When people say all these negative things about me, I ignore them. Let them be negative - but do that away from me. It hurts but I know there is much more good in the world."

Whoever said she was a bad person? She might be an insane cunt who regularly attacks defenseless people for no reason, but is she a bad person? Okay, yes she is.

She went on to say, “I’m blessed to be able to do charitable work and good things but no one focuses on that because I don’t throw it in people’s faces. That’s why they focus on the negatives.

That's because she's too busy throwing her Blackberry in people's faces.

Posted by: Michael K


EastEndGirl's picture

VLL,

Already did. Fuck.

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poo's picture

You all know she is totally gonna eat that baby as soon as the paps backs are turned.

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missy's picture

viva la bussey?? I think youre typing in the wrong window perhaps?
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Snarkley's picture

I like her better as an irrelevant asshole.

christine the hoff's picture

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 12:14pm.

that wouldn't happen if you'd pay your damn ass tax and feed the toilet bats. you're asking for it!
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LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

MK you need to stop with the headlines of scary people potentially being knocked up. Gives me nervous direar.

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ricki lake's picture

I truly believe this insane bitch thinks posing with orphans for 2 seconds out of her glamorous and undeserved existence makes her a "good person," which is why she will never change. Why oh why can't she, for once, throw her damn phone at the wrong person? Someone who will knock her on her aging ass?

MargeAggedon's picture

Don't know which one is fuglier.

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Khandi's picture

What a scary sight.

Otter Pop's picture

That bitch needs an enema and a good wig.

christine the hoff's picture

that poor baby.
skankalina's gonna see this an rush in to adopt him.
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Pimpcessa's picture

I wanna know what kind of crack head bitch lets this friggin macadamia hold her kid??
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Stoney's picture

I'm sorry but this bitch is UGLY! Could her hair be any FAKER?!

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TOPANGA's picture

Call me crazy, but I think a baby looks good on Naomi C. Maybe that's what she needs in her life. In stead of Blackberrys she'll just start hurling teething rings, breast pumps, strollers and walkers at her maids.

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TheBreakdown's picture

She's just holding that baby for her scalp rejuvenation surgery

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Gry's picture

The poor kid can't crane his little neck far enough away from her bitter teat.

Hekki's picture

Don't get her mad - she might throw the baby at your head.

Clarisse's picture

That tikes face is silently screaming "Aw no you DIIII-ENT!!! Put me down before i cut you!"

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She could palm my skull like a basketball with that epic hand and crush it just as easily.

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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.

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LoLo's picture

they dont need toys you crazy bitch they need money for meds and food and less war!

TOYS???????? give them cell phones why dont ya!

BOOOOOOOO YOU SUCK!
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angel_i's picture

Ok, just relax...just put the baby down and back away slowly, ok...and no one's gonna get they face blown off.

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