I Better Get This Shit For Christmas
First of all, I'm just going to warn you that this clip features Kathie Lee Gifford showing off her sports bra and then sucking on a straw like it's Frank's tiny peen. She doesn't even close her eyes while sucking which is pretty terrifying. Anyway, Kathie Lee demonstrated some product called "The Wine Rack" on "Today" this morning. This shit looks like a catheter bag, but instead of filling it with piss and caca, you fill it with wine or beer! Delicious.
The bag fits into your sports bra and is attached to a straw which you drink from. Boozing on the down low! It's perfect for church or for driving.
The company also makes something called "The Beer Belly" for men. Instead of putting the catheter bag in your bra, you strap it to your stomach.
Kathie Lee thinks "it's the greatest invention of all time." What a fucking drunk. I need to party with that bitch.
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That is what all good Christian parents need.
That is truly the RADDEST KLG has EVER done!
LOVE IT!!!
Soccer MYLF
~Y stands for You~
I agree, this product is so sad
this would be extra awesome to pull this out when you're driving a mini van full of kids in traffic...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Maybe it's just me, but something about drinking something that is warmed by bodyheat kinda grosses me out. It's kind of like those squishy toliet seats that old people have; can't use it if it's warm, I don't care HOW clean it is.
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Submitted by Callan on July 14, 2008 - 3:12pm.
the guy said he put mudslides in there and drank out of it at concerts. Security would just see a colostemy bag filled with brown fluid and would let him pass right through. Nobody wanted to touch it.
Or stand anywhere near him.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
If you have a beer belly, haven't you already paid for it?
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
I refuse to pay for a beer belly but the sports bra would draw too much attention if I were pulled over.
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
She is funny on that show. I love it how she has to mention Frank and Cody daily
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
When my brother did his med school rotation in the ER, a guy who came in for a broken ankle and asked my brother for colostemy bags. When my brother asked why, the guy said he put mudslides in there and drank out of it at concerts. Security would just see a colostemy bag filled with brown fluid and would let him pass right through. Nobody wanted to touch it.
Obviously, that man was a pioneer.
Shivonne,
Who is this Vod KaKnockers you speak of?
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
I'd like the Vodkaknockers please!
Oh shit Hi Slutty! I hope you're feeling better
OnT: I would totally take one of these EVERYWHERE
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Please report any posts pertaining to me or my personal life and just ignore the person posting them. Thanks whores. I'd tongue your bunghole if you could spare me of this shit.
SLUTTS!
Oh, how I've missed you!!!!!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Actually, you need little boobies for this, so you have room to put the booze. Large boobs won't work. I checked. You need A or B cups.
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Submitted by xxyxz on July 14, 2008 - 8:29am.
oh yeah... and for this POS to work...you better have some tiggole Bitties
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My teenage angst has a body count!
The Wine Rack is for amateurs, go for the Jock Strap.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 14, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 14, 2008 - 10:08am.
hey I actually brought it up, I had written this:
Submitted by peaches on July 14, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Kathie Lee is a perfect example for brangelina of the reprecussions of a celebrity braging about themselves and being attention whore with their family life. Everyone hated her for talking about Frank and Cody every day, She got fired from Regis. She stayed out of the spotlight for quite a few years after that, then she came back and now she isn't quite as bad anymore. Now She's a cool party chick who likes to booze! hahah! But Brangelina should take a good look at Kathie Lee, relize that your behavior when your a public figure affects your career!
basically the breakdown responded to that. sorry fror draging brangelina on here. They totally suck!
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She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at milllionaire persoanals site ******AffluentBachelors . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
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This is pretty sad/lame all at the same time.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on July 14, 2008 - 10:08am.
Good question...I just responded to Breakdown's comment. I was so appalled that he dared put both their names in the same sentence, in fact, I'm still reeling over the escandolo, that
it didn't occur to me that it was totally irrelevant to the topic at hand.
On Topic:
KLG makes me sick.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Breakdown and Mrs. K: Wait...I'm confused. What does this have to do with Brangelina? Other than the fact that I would have to drink Dolly Parton sized breast-Wine Racks to think they are remotely interesting, I don't get it....
Runners already have these. They go around the waist. Guess those are the Spare Tires.
And as someone pointed out, I don't want to drink warm wine. Anything pressed against my boobesses gets WARM quickly.
this is supposed to be new?? am i the only person who owns a camelbak?? they've been around forevah!
Attention: I just heard that the The Wine Rack and Bear Belly just sold out and are on back order because the Spears clan just cleaned the whole company out.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Haha we used to make these to take to concerts.
Ziploc freezer bags (not the zipper kind) duct-taped to the inside of your bra. Buy a giant coke and you've rum and cokes all night long.
Your Spanx are showing!! Hahahaha! That Hoda is one HOT bitch!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 14, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Angelina is the Liz Taylor of this era.
People either love her or hate her. But they won't stop talking about her ever.
yeah well Brad Pitt is Eddie Fisher at Best! People have actually compared Russsell Crowe to Richard Burton, So If I were Danielle Spencer (Russell Crowe's Wife) I'd make damn well sure he NEVER Co-stars with Angelina Ever!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Mrs.Kravitz
I love them both!
After being sluts when they were young, they started using their hypnotic vaginas for good!
www.myspace.com/triston
Call me crazy but I want to experiment sexually with this 54 year old g-milf.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 14, 2008 - 9:05am.
Angelina is the Liz Taylor of this era.
People either love her or hate her. But they won't stop talking about her ever.
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I cannot believe you put both of their names in the same comment.
BLASPHEMY!!!!!
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
they showed this on ellen in one of her february shows!!
Angelina is the Liz Taylor of this era.
People either love her or hate her. But they won't stop talking about her ever.
www.myspace.com/triston
Pfffttt....I thought of this years ago. Anyway, I guess by the time you're out of booze you really don't care that your WonderBra isn't so wondrous anymore. Neither will the drunk beer belly guy with you.
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/SearchResults.asp?Cat=1
Copy and paste this in for the actual "Wine Rack" and "Beer Belly"
Kathie Lee is a perfect example for brangelina of the reprecussions of a celebrity braging about themselves and being attention whore with their family life. Everyone hated her for talking about Frank and Cody every day, She got fired from Regis. She stayed out of the spotlight for quite a few years after that, then she came back and now she isn't quite as bad anymore. Now She's a cool party chick who likes to booze! hahah! But Brangelina should take a good look at Kathie Lee, relize that your behavior when your a public figure affects your career!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Yeah...great. *rolls eyes*
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
You want this for Christmas, MK? You know what you have to do.*
*make Donald Sutherland the July 17th Birthday Slut
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"When your balls are free, you will find inner peace." - Utilikilts
Actually this is a great idea! Ha ha.. At concerts they'll check you w/ metal detectors, so forget about any flasks! And you can't bring any bottles at all so any of ideas of filling a water bottle w/ vodka won't work, he he. I HATE paying $10-20 for crappy drinks!
I can't see this, but I bet the lil tittied girls are giddy right about now.. They can fill this bag up to the gills.. And booyah!! No more stuffing w/ toilet paper! hahahahah
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 11:40am.
Plus, nice try Kathie Lee. Either that was fruit juice or you're the biggest alcie alive to suck it down like that.
...I vote alkie bitch!
and that is the stupidest idea of the minute!!
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
my link didn't work......you have to see this!
www.stadiumpal.com
I'll try again...
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
I hate KLG with a passion, more than Shitney, Blohan, any of the other skanks. KLG infuriates me. I absolutely HATE the cunt.
I don't know.. the thought of drinking wine warmed by my own tits through a saran wrap-thin piece of plastic is not so appealing.
Plus, nice try Kathie Lee. Either that was fruit juice or you're the biggest alcie alive to suck it down like that.
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Now I know how Paris and her gang get dates, super.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
I'm not watching this. I have no need to see that old hoor sucking out of her own cleavage. Blegh!
I love my Smith&Wesson flask but it doesn't hold enough for me.
Which country's overworked and underage youth are making these for you, Kathie? Also, a follow-up question: Why are you still alive?
Perfect!
You can carry those bags in your bra or shorts, then this too......http://www.stadiumpal.com/....and you're all set! Never miss a moment of the game again!
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
She'll probably start scotch taping fried chicken to her face and krazy gluing cans of soup to her nipples as other ingenious "eat on the go" ideas.
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Making LOVE? God, you're so cute.
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I have never liked this bitch, but now she's my new best friend!
I need one of those, STAT!