Monday, July 14th 2008
Morning Wood
Is Jason Statham Robot Call Girl's new sugar daddy? - Holy Moly!
There goes the neighborhood! Wonky McValtrex moves next door to Nicole Richie - Celebitchy
Jesse Metcalfe should invest in a bra already - I'm Not Obsessed
Brandon Walsh is not coming back - ICYDK
Jon Voight is a happy pepaw, but I'm sure Angie doesn't give a fuck - A Socialite's Life
A perfect fit! Kimora Lee Simmons will design tacky shit for JCPenney - CelebWarship
Spoiler! Who does Ugly Betty choose? - SOW
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Ok, so are Nicole and Paris friends again, or is Paris just being an attention whore and moving in and stealing Nicole's thunder? I don't get it. First the twin, then the neighborhood. Next it'll be the eating disorder and the used tampons.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Paris needs to get a life, and a CLUE. She's a complete joke.
Jesse Metcalfe is like a male Tara Reid (but not quite AS drunk). His career was hot for like 5 minutes, now he's a total z-lister.
Paris is a loonie fucking tunes! Stalker is there ever was one, too!! Nicole needs a restraining order.. And I guarantee Joel needs to get one against his brother too.. those fuckers are CRAZY!!!
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I'm Miss World, Somebody kill me!
Kill me pills; No one cares, my friends.
I'm Miss World,Watch me break and watch me burn
No one can hear me, my friends!
What's with everybody wearing their clothes in the water today? Aren't they worried about shrinkage?
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Honey-moon: The first month after marriage, when there is nothing but tenderness and pleasure. (SJ)
Helloooooooooooo Nurse!!!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.