Monday, July 14th 2008
Morning Wood
Is Jason Statham Robot Call Girl's new sugar daddy? - Holy Moly!
There goes the neighborhood! Wonky McValtrex moves next door to Nicole Richie - Celebitchy
Jesse Metcalfe should invest in a bra already - I'm Not Obsessed
Brandon Walsh is not coming back - ICYDK
Jon Voight is a happy pepaw, but I'm sure Angie doesn't give a fuck - A Socialite's Life
A perfect fit! Kimora Lee Simmons will design tacky shit for JCPenney - CelebWarship
Spoiler! Who does Ugly Betty choose? - SOW
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Submitted by FritoDorito on July 14, 2008 - 11:08am.
@LoLo&Love Carrot Top
Wait, you were talking about poo? Shit, I need to pay more attention.
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We`re always talking about poo. Everything is poo.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 11:07am.
LOVE CARROTTOP, You are such a hot bitch! If i didn't like men so much....
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Dido. Well hell, I can go get some tips from the Pregnant (wo)Man and Sharpie on a beard.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
clarisse, I'm no doubt banned by now, or will be shortly.
it's a mark of honor to get banned from those assholes site!
paris will never get preggers, trust. her unit is just too skanky, diseased and fucked up to carry anything other than maybe a dead oppossum.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 14, 2008 - 11:05am.
Drools... chocolate logs... cookies..
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You know what sounds good right now... those squaresébars wtf why can`t I do a forward slash without it being a French e DAMN question mark doesn`t work either. What the hell. Anyway, those bars with the chocolate chips and condensed milk and nuts.. yowzaaaaaa
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
@LoLo&Love Carrot Top
Wait, you were talking about poo? Shit, I need to pay more attention.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
CTH,
Oi ! I was banned from JJ 6 months ago...They are a scary bunch, and it get's their panties bunched when you point that out! Glad Dlisters represented! BAMPZSKV *shudder*
LOVE CARROTTOP, You are such a hot bitch! If i didn't like men so much....
El B.,
Pack your bags and leave the pants at home.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 11:05am.
*pukes out of mah ahballz*
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YES! EYEBALL PUKE! That`s so sexy times.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 9:03am.
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Drools... chocolate logs... cookies..
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
ha ha ha LCT and CTH is funnnnnnay.
Mayonaise midget mash and chocolate logs.
*pukes out of mah ahballz*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 11:02am.
damn cookies!
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Damn chocolate logs!!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Clarisse
yeah, you missed a mayonaise midget mash fest alright.
those people at JJ are fucking scary as hell.
and so fun to fuck with!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Can we stop talking about Paris reproducing? It's Monday. Today's bad enough just being today.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 11:01am.
damn cookies!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Am I the only one that when I see "Robot Call Girl" I automatically think Denise Richards?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 2:57pm.
CTF,
I can not believe i missed all the fun! PBS had a Jane Austen marathon yesterday, and they didn't bust in with the birth of the wonder twins!!
El B.,
I do not have any cats, and we'll buy a mask!
WooHoooooooooooo, start scattering those rose petals on the bed *sluuuuurppppp* :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
WTF?! I can't believe I missed the birth of the Holy Ones!
That being said, Kimmora Lee is a fucking ass clown. I can't wait for MK to post some of her no- class-ghetto-animal-print-gold-trimmed-shit. Her stuff is REALLY tacky.
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I don't drink as much as I use to could.
~~Anna Nicole Smith
Lolo, your ass happy face has a bit of chocolate on it.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Ted C said that a source out with Paris said she is NOT DRINKING for the "first time ever"......I think she may be preggers, or trying to get pregnant......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Please.....NO.
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
It would be fucking brilliant if Nicole got a restraining order against Wonky.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Oh fuck I've never been on Just Jared but jeeeeeeez every poster in the Brange threads is LA in a nutshell. *shudder*
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Has Paris moved in with Benji yet, does anyone know? Poor nicole. I actually don't mind her so much.
Mm, Jason Statham! However, I think I may have lost a little respect for him if that little trist is true.
I apologize to all of you posters here.
I really meant to give you all some love and tell you that each one of you are stinking funny and you all make my ass smile with your silly ways.
LOVES YA!
*pulls down pants to show you my ass crack is horizontal and upturned at the cheeks. "my ass smile"*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
CTF,
I can not believe i missed all the fun! PBS had a Jane Austen marathon yesterday, and they didn't bust in with the birth of the wonder twins!!
El B.,
I do not have any cats, and we'll buy a mask!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 8:51am.
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Brilliant!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Another reason to hate Paris Herpes: I now officially feel pity for Nicole Ritchie. Damn you, Paris!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
oh, just jared yesterday, good times, good times.
I was looser and I kept making comments about how I worshiped brangie, yet I kept hiding little insults in there,and nobody seemed to catch on..
morning wood
who gives a fuck who clooney's ex beard dates?
this is what passes as news?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 2:46pm.
El B.,
If you have the same accent as Jason, i am flying you to the States, you can have my car, my house and my savings...
Same accent.....but i'm hideous and i'll scare your 48 cats!! Hahahahahaha! :o)
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 8:51am.
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Nice. Well done to you.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Sad that grandpa Voight only gets to interact with his grandkids via press releases. I guess that's the only kind of relationship that counts with Angie Jo.
Speaking of JJ, I'm not banned (don't konw why; I've said some insane things) but my login keeps changing to sam from jesuswearstennisshoes, and the loons think I'm a multi-named troll. Seriously, the best way to wind them up is to bang the Aniston drum. They completely lose their shit and start spewing the hate. Also, some idiot on there has typed the name Leon repeatedly as Le'on.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin
sombody needs to take one for the team and burn pariste's new house to the fucking ground.
anyone?
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 2:49pm.
_Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 10:47am.
BWAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA
Yopu mean to tell me your screen name was Angies Cooter and you were telling those lunatics that you smelled bad?
*deep belly laugh*
And i said i didnt need a c-section, i'm big enough to deliver twin elephants!! No sense of humour! Twats! :o) Hahaha!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
I do not think that man is anything special to look at....
Nicole needs to kick the shit out of Paris already. You know she is sick of Paris's crap.....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
God, Nicole must be so tired of Parasite.
ELB: lol gotcha :)
_Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 10:47am.
BWAHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA
Yopu mean to tell me your screen name was Angies Cooter and you were telling those lunatics that you smelled bad?
*deep belly laugh*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Green Is Good on July 14, 2008 - 8:43am.
If I was Nicole, I'd hire a an assassin. Parisite is such a cunt.
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The big question is, why hasn't someone done that before?
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
Is Robot Call Girl capable of getting attention for something other than who she dates? Oh, no, she just ate bugs. Neverming.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by kdracofan on July 14, 2008 - 2:40pm.
El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 10:36am.
"speaking of Angie, sorry for being angies-cooter on JJ yesterday, i'm banned!!"
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you bad boy you!
that makes me so proud....what type of 'hell' were you 'raising' over there?
Not much Hell, crybabies, banned after saying 'i stink' boohoo!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 10:36am
Well I was:
Glamorous gwadess
dirty milk, (i wrote a poem)
scrambled eggs
salvationator
Back to Morning Wood...
Isn't Robot call girl pregnant????
Uh oh, a mention of Paris, here kitty kitty....
Mr. Voight, stand your ground sir.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
El B.,
If you have the same accent as Jason, i am flying you to the States, you can have my car, my house and my savings...
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Wonky is like Single White Female. Benji is literally a tool.
If I was Nicole, I'd hire a an assassin. Parisite is such a cunt.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
myspace.com/draya23
El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 10:36am.
"speaking of Angie, sorry for being angies-cooter on JJ yesterday, i'm banned!!"
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you bad boy you!
that makes me so proud....what type of 'hell' were you 'raising' over there?
Jason is my South London Homeboy.
Kimora is a man.
Sadness, Jon Voight and Angie should makeup, lifes too short....speaking of Angie, sorry for being angies-cooter on JJ yesterday, i'm banned!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Dear Jason:
Hell to the NO!
Sincerely,
Kdracofan
More like "Ghetto-tranny-osity", Creamora.
rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by The C word on July 14, 2008 - 10:31am.
Mark my words, Wonks will be pregnant by the end of the summer...
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Don't you ever say that again. Ever. Not ever in the future of the world.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Kimora Lee's stuff doesn't belong at Penny's. It's more for Lover's Lane or Fredrick's.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Oh my!
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Póg ma thoin.
I wish Jason Statham was my driver.
Mark my words, Wonks will be pregnant by the end of the summer...
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.