Monday, July 14th 2008
Morning Wood
Is Jason Statham Robot Call Girl's new sugar daddy? - Holy Moly!
There goes the neighborhood! Wonky McValtrex moves next door to Nicole Richie - Celebitchy
Jesse Metcalfe should invest in a bra already - I'm Not Obsessed
Brandon Walsh is not coming back - ICYDK
Jon Voight is a happy pepaw, but I'm sure Angie doesn't give a fuck - A Socialite's Life
A perfect fit! Kimora Lee Simmons will design tacky shit for JCPenney - CelebWarship
Spoiler! Who does Ugly Betty choose? - SOW
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 11:45am
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I just knew he was going to have to come back and apologize, and pronounce it better, but no. I cackled til my ribs hurt.
(the apostles did sing a nice rendition of Hey, Sue on the via dolorosa, Hey, Sue, don't take it bad...)
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
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Submitted by xxyxz on July 14, 2008 - 11:47am.
LoLo
Duh! it means that you get to fuck the HWAT UPS dude
NOOOOO! That sucks cause our UPS dude is a large woman with a wee bit of facial hair!
*throws all UPS packages out of the window, changes to FED-EX account from UPS*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LoLo
Duh! it means that you get to fuck the HWAT UPS dude
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 11:45am.
I'm just happy that the newscaster last night, when announcing the names of the new Voight grandtwins, pronounced it Vivi-ann MARCH-A-LINA!!
Most are pronouncing it Vivi-inn Marsha-lean.
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Hahahaha March-a-lina. Keep an eye out for that lawsuit there newscaster cause you're going DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN. You don't see the apostles calling their buddy Jezz-iss now do you?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 14, 2008 - 11:39am.
It was a super sad moment for me. I'm only 5'8" and he was shorter than me...like Tom Cruise height. 5'7" or so. not sure. They do a good job in the the movies of making these tiny men look like big action heroes...lol.
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Oh man, I'm 5'10"....he'd have a ways to climb!
:D
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Kizzy!!
Ruh Roh! My whorescope for the day says it may be time to consider having a baby and that i will get a suprise at work.
WHUT? no body better be dropping off no cup of sperms at work! WTF does that even mean?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 11:44am.
LCT,
He was indeed! He didn't do too bad vocally either!
http://www.gerard-butler.net/4images/data/media/331/PhantomDVD_17.jpg
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Holy fecking gorgeous Batman. Raaawwwrrrrrrr. Alone time.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
5'10"??? Yeah right....I dont think so. I wonder if he wears lifts like Tommy Girl?? Sarah "bony butt" larson isnt short either...but then again he was only laying next to her, not standing...so it probably didnt matter much. lmao.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
I'm just happy that the newscaster last night, when announcing the names of the new Voight grandtwins, pronounced it Vivi-ann MARCH-A-LINA!!
Most are pronouncing it Vivi-inn Marsha-lean.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 14, 2008 - 11:42am.
become ghetto
BECOME?
I was born ghetto! fuck fuck fuck!
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Don't fucking curse at me you fat stupid lieing ho? Who you think u r, bitch? SShut the fuck up and go back to your basement befor I cut your ass ho.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LCT,
He was indeed! He didn't do too bad vocally either!
http://www.gerard-butler.net/4images/data/media/331/PhantomDVD_17.jpg
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
I swear that douchie Jessie Metlife dude has pec implants...they just look too much like boobies to be real...lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Jason's listed as 5'10" on imdb.. where do they get that crap?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
LOL... who wants to bet that somebody that speaks broken english is going to pop in soon and have a bitch fit! somebody wif big lips as an av..??
become ghetto
BECOME?
I was born ghetto! fuck fuck fuck!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by xxyxz on July 14, 2008 - 11:37am.
BB
you must never read STAR magazine
you must say "FUCK" all the time
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And bitch. And become ghetto when angry.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by The C word on July 14, 2008 - 8:33am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 14, 2008 - 11:31am.
I used to think Jason Statham was super hottt...but then i saw him in person in Vegas last november....he is a TINY man. Pffft
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I always suspected he was really short.
Damn, that ruins it for me too. :(
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It was a super sad moment for me. I'm only 5'8" and he was shorter than me...like Tom Cruise height. 5'7" or so. not sure. They do a good job in the the movies of making these tiny men look like big action heroes...lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Deb, I'm not buying Nicole's "changing" as real, but she is putting up a good front. Paris needs to stop ruining it.....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
Paris Hilton living in Glendale??? excuse me while I.... hahahahahaha....
I ((heart)) little Nicole. She has worked very hard turning herself around and now this media whore moves in next door. I will happily file the serial numbers off of trusty Smith and Wesson for her...
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And I find it kinda funny.
I find it kinda sad.
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had.
BB
you must never read STAR magazine
you must say "FUCK" all the time
Damn, I thought Angie made up with Voight. Damn kids need their pepaw.
Wow, Jason made a statement to distance himself from Clooney's ex-plastic jawn. Yeah, I read plastic call-girl's pregnant as well. Hopefully she is and will disappear from the media forever.
Hahahahaha Bradi, just lovely. Please add "wears loony bin ID tag in plastic card protector around neck on twine which may be used to stangle Brange haters."
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 11:25am
According to the JJ unwritten laws:
If you do not like Skeletina:
- You are automatically a Jen A fan, no matter what.
- You are not sophisticated like Skeletina
- You are brainless and blind and on meds, no matter what.
- You are unable to recognize true talent and beauty.
- You are thick to not believe they are the only couple ever to do anything.
- You scream regularly at the Ocean.
To be a JJ'er:
- You must have a lifetime subscription to People.
- You must enroll in the "Selective Reading Program".
- You must write essays at least every other post, quoting only the good things published/spoken.
- You must never believe anything that does not say/print Skeletina is an actual human.
*please, anyone feel free to elaborate.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA aka ???"
Submitted by NovaNightly on July 14, 2008 - 11:31am.
I used to think Jason Statham was super hottt...but then i saw him in person in Vegas last november....he is a TINY man. Pffft
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I always suspected he was really short.
Damn, that ruins it for me too. :(
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 11:25am.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
No sharpie beard. We can buy a Phantom mask, but in POTO with Gerry and take turns!!!
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He was in that?? Damn. Rental time. Glad I have the day off.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
I used to think Jason Statham was super hottt...but then i saw him in person in Vegas last november....he is a TINY man. Pffft.
:D
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Ass Flaps with Butt tax is not "The Runs"?
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Tell me why
I don’t like Mondays
I wanna Poo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot the whole day down
CTH,
The posters over at JJ remind me of Serial Mom.
You know, they all gasp if you utter a "swear" but when you question the Holie Jolie they all turn into knife-wielding psychos with tourettes.
LOVE CARROTTOP,
No sharpie beard. We can buy a Phantom mask, but in POTO with Gerry and take turns!!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
NO NO NO NO 1000 TIMES NO.
Bitch is going down.
Jason Straham is my backup backup boyfriemd. My real bf is #1, Ryan Reynolds is #2, and Jason is #3. That means, if my boyfriend and Ry Ry are in a plane crash, Jason is on deck. If he gets tainted by either Sarah Latch-on's OR Denise Bitchards' va-jay-jays, I will need to kick him off the list all together.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 7:22am.
But how else am I supposed to masturbate without my computer porn, and what am I supposed to do with all this conditioner disguised as jizzÉÉ FUCK
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sell it as toothpaste
Submitted by TheBreakdown on July 14, 2008 - 7:22am.
Crackheads make the world go around
Submitted by xxyxz on July 14, 2008 - 11:18am.
Yes! quit shitting and ejaculating on your damn keyboard!
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But how else am I supposed to masturbate without my computer porn, and what am I supposed to do with all this conditioner disguised as jizzÉÉ FUCK
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
If we could keep all STDs and crackheads on one side of the street, suburbia would be heaven
www.myspace.com/triston
_Submitted by xxyxz on July 14, 2008 - 11:18am.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 7:16am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 14, 2008 - 11:13am.
Ok, has anyone run into the issue where your question marks look like this: é and your apostrophes look like this: ``
Yes! quit shitting and ejaculating on your damn keyboard
*shits pants and dies laughing*
HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LCT,
Yes. It drives me fucking nuts. You need to reboot to get rid.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 7:16am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 14, 2008 - 11:13am.
Ok, has anyone run into the issue where your question marks look like this: é and your apostrophes look like this: ``
Yes! quit shitting and ejaculating on your damn keyboard!
Submitted by FritoDorito on July 14, 2008 - 11:13am.
And that is why I love you... and I love your avie.
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I loves you too. Let`s make poo babies.
Ok, has anyone run into the issue where your question marks look like this: é and your apostrophes look like this: ``
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
That Warship site is about as base as Kimora Lee Simmons.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on July 14, 2008 - 10:02am.
Am I the only one that when I see "Robot Call Girl" I automatically think Denise Richards?
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Nope. She's a whore. She effed her way to the mediocrity she's in now.
Now, MY boyfriend Irv, HE'S the hotness!
i want jason stratham's body so bad.
jgm22
If they both were in prison, I think Jason Statham
would be Clay Aiken's bitch. Don't be fooled by public personas. Paula Abdul and Jessica Simpson are actually Rhodes Scholars and MichaelK is a virgin.
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And in the end the love you take
Is equal to the love you make
Doody.
Caca.
Squirts.
Poop.
Fecal Excretions.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
you whores are making me crack up
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 9:11am.
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And that is why I love you... and I love your avie.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
We all appear to be on the same page in regards to poor Nicole. she's managed to get her act together. no more arrests or herion possesion or dui's. Instead she has Paris trying to hijack her life as her own. Paris must think you can simply buy a life.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
poo!
ha ha ha
that is all!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
it's monday.
poo poo poo poo shit.
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Jason Statham can't do better than this skank biscuit being tossed around Hollywood!?
www.myspace.com/triston