Monday, July 14th 2008
Morning Wood
Is Jason Statham Robot Call Girl's new sugar daddy? - Holy Moly!
There goes the neighborhood! Wonky McValtrex moves next door to Nicole Richie - Celebitchy
Jesse Metcalfe should invest in a bra already - I'm Not Obsessed
Brandon Walsh is not coming back - ICYDK
Jon Voight is a happy pepaw, but I'm sure Angie doesn't give a fuck - A Socialite's Life
A perfect fit! Kimora Lee Simmons will design tacky shit for JCPenney - CelebWarship
Spoiler! Who does Ugly Betty choose? - SOW
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He is such a hot guy. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young pretty girl on that site now. ☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Submitted by El Bastardo on July 14, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 6:50pm.
PSL,
"awfully racist"...WTF? I'm not racist! I'm sexist, ageist, and xenophobic but i'm not racist.
Oh, i also hate onions.
Vegetablist.
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LOL!
How did I get here? I'm not sure - but this is funny:) Do you think it's that they don't understand our Chola Love? They don't get it that Chola's need tough love.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
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Submitted by joanne on July 14, 2008 - 10:24pm.
I do as long as the drugs are working, ROFL
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I always laugh during surgery, don't you?
Ha ha! I walked by the Fabulosity line at JCPenny today, and co-incidentally also saw 2 episodes of her very staged reality show, one in which her assistant is making the fixtures at JCpenny for her line. She sees JCPenny's fixtures and keeps saying "that is faux fabulous" and so they add some leopard print felt to them. I saw it today- faux fabulous. Ha ha
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When the cat is away, the mice will smoke crack!
-MK
http://www.dianacrabtree.blogspot.com
Jason Statham is one hot piece of ass.
Seriously, how is it that whatshername is getting all these hot dudes?? Well, the Cloon kind of makes sense. But really.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on July 14, 2008 - 8:32pm.
Hi James Haven! I love the names of the kids, you tell Daddy Voight to shuddit or I am gonna send the JJs after him.
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Please Viva! Not the JJ's! Those people are worse then Scientologists! There is no telling what they will do when they read James Haven's Tell All!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 6:50pm.
PSL,
"awfully racist"...WTF? I'm not racist! I'm sexist, ageist, and xenophobic but i'm not racist.
Oh, i also hate onions.
Vegetablist.
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
PSL,
"awfully racist"...WTF? I'm not racist! I'm sexist, ageist, and xenophobic but i'm not racist.
Oh, i also hate onions.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 9:47am.
Clariss, that one was one of my fav JJ posts, as well as the one I quoted for my siggie.....
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"I won’t hold my breath either: they don’t know how to have intelligent conversations. These are loonies from the awfully racist website Dlisted who come here to start trouble..."
-poster on JJ
LCT,
"I'm getting raunchy visions of being taken from behind by him in an alleyway... is that bad?"
Can't be bad, cuz now something similar is going on with my internal film loop!!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Hi James Haven! I love the names of the kids, you tell Daddy Voight to shuddit or I am gonna send the JJs after him.
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Please report any posts pertaining to me or my personal life and just ignore the person posting them. Thanks whores. I'd tongue your bunghole if you could spare me of this shit.
Daddy Voight is desperate to see the new babies. But Angie won't invite him to France! James Haven has tried his hardest to get Angie to call dad and make amends,evening showing her slides from the Voight family reunion, but she won't budge!
Between us, daddy said: "What the hell was Angie thinking, naming that boy, Knox?!" "Knox Pitt, sounds like a disease, dammnit!"
James Haven warned daddy to keep his remarks to himself, or he will never get to see the grandkids! But no one EVER listens to James Haven!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 12:23pm.
LCT,
Did you recover yet?
Try this one.
http://www.gerard-butler.net/gallery/v/career_movies/The+Phantom+of+the+...
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I'm getting raunchy visions of being taken from behind by him in an alleyway... is that bad?
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Jason Statham, what a man!!
Oh, and Mrs K., and i are gettin hitched.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Kizzy,
Did you say "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always... I long for a grapefruit."
I'm tellin you, i'm officially a stalker...i just paid 50.00 pounds for the "Dressed To Kill" book from a London book seller. Yeah, i needed that.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 12:58pm.
So, this squirrel shows up at my bird feeder the other day, and he was covered in makeup. He paused in eating, with a look like, "Did I leave the gas on? No! Cuz I'm a fuckin' squirrel! What? Fuck off!!" he seemed to say.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 9:58am.
Mrs.Kravitz,
Wow...Screw Pudge and ESE. I'm marryin YOU!!
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OK.
I do.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Mrs.Kravitz,
Wow...Screw Pudge and ESE. I'm marryin YOU!!
Kizzy,
That's freaky shit! I mean FUR REALS!!! It's cult like. Like Manson Family shit. Oh, i just freaked myself out. No more Jolie talk!
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by 2Di4 on July 14, 2008 - 9:10am.
as long as he doesn't have a short in-seam, it's play ball.
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Well, he was wearing dockers(HATE those!)...so i couldnt clearly see his inseam...lol.
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I cannot brain today....I have the dumb -lolcats
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 12:47pm
Yes!!! They are ALL like that!! You should've seen them congratulating EACH OTHER on Angie's giving birth. I mean, they listed dozens of screen names of the people there, paragraph style. I freaked. There was a whole series of posts like that. That was crazier than I wanted to know was possible.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
Cuz i have to see a train-wreck if i know one is there, i had a peek and read this...
"God blessed them with twins and even numbered kidds - 3 boys adn 3 girls - for all the children’s lives they have helped make better with their charitable donations. I truly believe this. This is their good karma at play. God bless the family. What a joyful day. How wonderful! I think they will adopt in Africa next but either way, they will probably wait a year or so - maybe! Can’t wait to see pics of the kids. OMG! Another boy on this planet with Brad Pitt’s genes: too much!!!!! Anyway, congrats Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie - you deserve this happiness given how much happiness you try to bring into poor children’s lives every day. God bless! Yippeeeee!!!!"
*insert "Psycho" shower scene music here*
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 9:40am.
Mrs K.,
How was the PARTEEEE?
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A lot of fun! We had chicken and shrimp kabobs with peanut dipping sauce, grilled veggies, and BELLINIS. Yum.
My friends sure can drink.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 12:40pm.
Kizzy,
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Nevah happen, you have more than one brain cell, and it's not wrapped in cotton candy.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy,
The day i get misty over some celebretards bastard child is the day you have my permission to kick the shit out of me.
Mrs K.,
How was the PARTEEEE?
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 12:30pm.
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Y'know what I honestly immediately thought when I saw that? "If ever there was someone who needed a good *bloop!* it's her."
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ummm.... I don't know what you bitches are talking about and my brain hurts almost as much as my butt hurts that it is monday!
Jason Statham = hot but kinda played. In the Name of the King? Get the fuck out of here.
Paris Hilton = omg pathetic much? I would be so pissed if I were Nicole Richie, after going to all that trouble to distance herself from that skankbot only to have her date her boyfriend's brother and then move in with him next door.
Meh to the rest of the crumbs
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I am not smarter than a fifth grader. I've smoked more dope than a fifth grader, though. -Tommy Chong
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 12:30pm.
She got teary eyed eh?
One womans tear of joy is another womans flinching butt hole.
Here's winking at you kids!
*tightens*
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 14, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:24am.
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BWAHHAHAHAHAHA!! Mother Nature herself looked at that and said, "Nuh-uh, honey, no. I did NOT do that."
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Clarisse on July 14, 2008 - 12:23pm
FOR REALS!! People were getting banned for the most stupid shit! I mean it's like old-school-Soviet style censorship. Oh, HALA was there, she fit right in, an entire site full of HALAs. Some bitch was talking about getting teary eyed over what she IMAGINED the scene between Brad and Angie following the births must have been like!!
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 9:24am.
Vastly different. I really didn't realize how much work she has had done. I knew she had some, but not that much.
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You think I was implying that she's had work done? Oh, my goodness, no. She is a natural beauty,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on July 14, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Vastly different. I really didn't realize how much work she has had done. I knew she had some, but not that much.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LCT
haah it's your fart on my breath, I was kissing y our arse!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
LCT,
Did you recover yet?
Try this one.
http://www.gerard-butler.net/gallery/v/career_movies/The+Phantom+of+the+...
Kizzy,
How sad that they hate on Dlister because we can think for ourselves and MK doesn't ban someone just because they are not fanatic Jolie lovers who wet themselves on every Angie Ho post.
Mind you, i'd never say anything bad about Princess Phoebe...cuz MK will cut a bitch for that.
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"if I was allergic to nuts, my social life would be O-V-E-R." -M.K.
On Socialite Life site linked above, look at the bottom left thumbnail. I have no idea how old that photo is, but she looks totally different now.
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Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Submitted by christine the hoff on July 14, 2008 - 12:15pm.
hey LCT suck my mom jean wearing anus!
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Don't tell me what to do you Crisco eating lying fartbreathed ho! You don't know me or anything about me. I'm a lovely person and I love anyone who doesn't fucking cuss at me or call me fucking names.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
bwwaaaaa
eyeball holding hole!
hey LCT suck my mom jean wearing anus!
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"In the unlikely event of a sudden change in cabin pressure.."
ROOF FLIES OFF!
RIP George Carlin
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 12:12pm.
BTW, the JJloons declared all dlisters were "stanky asses" who were "drunks, on meds, or have Asperger's Syndrome". I was offended as hell, they left out potheads.
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Hey, I'm sure most people here wash their asses. No stank here. LIARMOUTHS!
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 12:05pm.
Sometimes, an eyeball's gotta do, what an eyeball's gotta do. It's really just a matter of self-preservation. JJ slowly turns your brain to cotton candy. BTW, the JJloons declared all dlisters were "stanky asses" who were "drunks, on meds, or have Asperger's Syndrome". I was offended as hell, they left out potheads.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
so what if he's short? his smooth dome is exactly the right arc to comfortably cup a beer can. voila! walking serving tray.
and he's closer to the important stuff so i don't need to move a whole lot to position myself. know what i'm saying? huh? huh? giggaty-giggaty. oh, yeah.
as long as he doesn't have a short in-seam, it's play ball.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on July 14, 2008 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 11:56am.
ON IT NOW! SLUT!
KIZZY they give lessons in stalker shit dont they!
My eye ball popped out and walked across my face and poked me in the other eye and while i was down on the floor it turned off my computer and stole my smokes!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 11:56am.
ha ha i tried reading it all a minute or so ago and one of my eyes popped right out of its eye holding hole!
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Hahahahahaha that's my new favourite. Eye holding hole. Email me, or I will steal your poo babies in their sleep.
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"I'm allowed to complain that my fucking butt hurts every now and then." - Lolo
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 11:56am.
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 11:55am.
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Fuck me!! That's when you know it's bad, when your fucking eyeball goes AWOL. That is sickness on levels I never knew were possible. A Brangie thread at JJ is the stuff of nightmares, and freaksome horror flicks. RL Stalkers go to that site and say, "Damn, these bitches are good!"
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
"Jason is mine beotch" Now with that being said she's dumb as a box of hammers if she fucks this one up!
Tom Cruise is like 5'6" without his Manolos on. Katie Holmes is at least 5'8", a requirement for a model, which she used to be.
I love my name. But I'd let Angelina re-name me.
www.myspace.com/triston
Submitted by xxyxz on July 14, 2008 - 11:46am
xxyxz!! how's you? all settled in?
I never found Jason Strahern or Jesse Metcalf particularly hot, you?
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on July 14, 2008 - 11:55am.
ha ha i tried reading it all a minute or so ago and one of my eyes popped right out of its eye holding hole!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 11:50am.
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LoLo!!! How's it goin', you hilarious hawt sluuut!?! So missed you yesterday, during the forays into JJ. Hilarity ensued.
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"Shes like a catroach with nine lives and a disgusting shell"-LoLo on 6/24/08
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
I heart Jesse Metcalfe's man-titties. Oh but were I a groupie, depserately sucking at the he-teat of Hollywood desperation.