Monday, July 14th 2008
Not Nurse Bobbie!
NO! Above is a picture of Jacklyn Zeman from "General Hospital" in 2005 (left) and in 2008. In the 2005 picture you can sort of start seeing her love with the needle. But what in Luke & Laura hell has she done to her face since then?! When I first saw these pictures on TMZ, it took me a couple of quick minutes to realize who it was. Can the woman even blink or does she just carry around a bottle of Visine with her at all times? She uses clothespins to shut her eyes while she sleeps.
I mean, I know international supermodel Phoebe Price is a stunning creature, but not everyone can pull off that kind of beauty. Poor Nurse Bobbie thought she could, but she can't!
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How freakin' sad.
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Swiggity switch it up!
seriously...when will this butchering end? this is horrifying...
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be honest...is my wig on straight?
Submitted by GinaOliviaMallory on July 14, 2008 - 5:30pm.
she looks like the puppet from "magic"
...or Madame
That is hilarious...I was always soooo afraid of that dummy from Magic. Ugh!
Poor Bobbie...No wonder she hasn't been on air for a while. They're probably figuring out how to explain how fucked up she looks. Maybe Port Charles can have another fire and she can be a burn victim? Oh man, she needs to go to Deirdre Hall's surgeon stat. That woman looks fantastic for her age. Maybe he can fix Ms. Zeman up!
hmm. are you sure? that looks absolutely NOTHING like her. nothing on the second pic looks like the first one.
* CRIES * But, Bobbie was so pretty.
Et Tu Jacklyn?
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she looks like the puppet from "magic"
...or Madame
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/07/29/madame-is-still-around/
I guess aging gracefully is out of the question.
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OMG, this poor deluded woman actually thinks she looks "good" and "younger" (the fake boobs in the inappropriate, too-young-for-her top scream this to everyone). She looks like hell - exactly as if she'd been through some horrible wind-tunnel and her face froze. Imagine all the nerve endings cut by the "plastic surgeon" too (not that she could feel any due to the excessive Botox). Yikes. I remember when she was kind of cute, and she hadn't aged badly. Who talked her into this horrendously bad face-lift and lip "enhancement?" She got a lousy plastic surgeon, at any rate.
I've got natural chipmunk cheeks and I cannot imagine why any ho would go and have some surgically implanted. They look stupid! Even on people born with them! But people who have them put in look a thousand times worse.
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Eww. She looked SO MUCH better before. I can't believe that's her. Now she looks like that scary tranny bitch Calpernia Adams (or whatever her name is) on TransAmerican Love Story.
Oh honey.... no. just no. Why you wanna go looking like that? No. Just no.
Aw. She was always so adorable. I betcha she would have looked like the cutest old lady. Now she's gonna be a monster like the rest of them.
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Is that REALLY her???? It looks like a totally different person. That kind of face work should be illegal.
When are women going to realize that tattoed make-up is NOT a good look. My friends mom just got that crap done and it looks like a tattoo artist with tourettes attacked her face.
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I feel ill now.
Why do women think that stretched foreheads, huge walrus cheeks, "I just saw mommy doing daddy" eyes and fat, shapeless lips make you look younger? Listen up, ladies: You look like you've had really bad plastic surgery and not a day younger.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on July 14, 2008 - 11:56am.
I think I could have operated on her and done a better job.
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LMOA...I think so, too! Crap, your avie could have done a better job!
I'd like to know what kind of function this was that she was appearing at?!
I think I could have operated on her and done a better job.
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This is sick. I can't believe they do this to themselves.
Hunter Tylo did the same thing. She was gorgeous before she did that crap. I just don't understand it.
I really think they have so much trauma going on in their lives, that they feel this is the only thing they have control over. It's sad.
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oh, nurse boobie! what in the luke and laura hell??! ha ha! MK is perfect.
wow...everyone DOES wanna be Phoebe Price. who knew?
she looks like the white Lil Kim. I didn't even recognize her...
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
All kinds of tragic. I too remember watching GH when I was in HS (I got sick and was home for like three weeks, and got hooked for a while). She was never really a beauty, always did seem a bit off, but was kind of the girl next door type of looker.
Less is more, why can't these dumb bitches get that through their thick skulls? I had an eyelift about 5 years ago (my lids have always been droopy). My surgeon was great, she did a wonderful job. She was conservative, and didn't cut too much, but my lids were finally shaped, and not hanging over my eyeballs. The best thing was, no one knew I had one (the only person who knew was the friend who transported me to the surgeon's)...when I went up to visit my family a few months later, everyone was commenting on how great I looked. Even my husband, who was deployed when I had the surgery (he hates surgery), has NEVER found out! If you're not a damn idiot, and if you're realistic about what can be achieved (and if your doctor's not a butcher), PS *can* have its benefits. Again, less is more (imo!)
she looks like that puppet from the movie "magic".
i refuse to accept this. she'll always be nurse bobbie to me, holding court at the nurse's station with hot dr. noah drake at her side.
that "general hospi-TAL" rap is stuck on loop in my brain now.
Holy crap. What in Hell has she done to her face?
What is wrong with these Dames? I'd be calling my lawyer!
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She just had to cross over into Wildenstein country!
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Auntie Em, it's a twister.....and Bobbie Spencer got blown away....why would someone do this too their face? Hunter Tylo is another soap actress who just destroyed her looks. On the other hand, Susan Lucci has had the very best work done. And now if you'll excuse me while I barf....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but even her 'before' picture is an after picture right?
She always had big boobs, and a weird face, but she is scary looking now. Ick.
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Truly sad when ladies get their faces altered to such an extent they begin to resemble Wayland Flowers's Madame:
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morning Dlisters...
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OMG, she looks like one of those puppets that vantrilloquists use!
Greasy puppet face! Greasy puppet face!
Maybe I'm wierd, but when I was younger I hated my fat cheeks. Now that I'm in my 40's, I like the fact that my face is more gaunt. Yeah, I'm wierd.
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Submitted by loozer on July 14, 2008 - 10:36am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv4eMjrLWIU&feature=related
They all end up with the facial structure of a freaking monchichi or the ThunderCats!
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I loved her and Noah Drake as a couple.
Noah Drake = Rick Springfield.
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She looks a little bit like my friend's mom after she got divorced and suddenly decided to start banging college boys. She was kind of crazy about Betsy Johnson, pink frilly shit, too.
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Yikes! The frozen face, the face that's 3 shades lighter than the rest of her are both awful, but why the fuck is she so shiny? That's taking "dewy" to a whole other level.
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Submitted by Mopa on July 14, 2008 - 10:29am.
Anything with Shayne Lamas HAS to be awful. Has anyone seen her on those Zaxby's commercials? She sucks...even on food commercials! Ugh.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Evilshoe: even worse! bleh!
Submitted by LoLo on July 14, 2008 - 9:25am.
I hope that doctors can help make me look like shit one day!
*draws on face with a magic marker*
LOL! I am going to save up my money so that I too can look like a sinister clown. Don't you think a lot of these celebs look like something hiding under the bed in Poltergeist?
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Submitted by kdracofan on July 14, 2008 - 10:04am.
She can't smile! (3rd thumbnail)
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True, but all that shit she did to her face made her have Jessica Simpson syndrome where she can't shut her piehole now!
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People with cheek implants look like weirdo cupie dolls.
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You're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"?
Who could have predicted just a few years ago that Jocelyn Wildenstein would become the new plastic beauty standard? They did say that the apocolypse would be ushered in with the sign of the beast.
WTF? Not a good look at all. This makes Vadge's PS look great.
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I was just so interested to find out why in the hell she would do this. After all, it isn't as if she has some big career ahead of her. She's been in GH for decades and I've never seen her on anything else. Did she think she was suddenly going to get some prime parts?
So, I did a little research and looked her up on imdb....
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0954719/
Of course, not much but GH. HOWEVER, there is something she did recently that is in post-production. I figure it must be some epic since she fucked her face up for it apparently.
Here it is....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1078885/
Appropriately called Deep in the Valley and with an Oscar worthy cast, including Denise Richards, Kim Kardasian and Shayne Lamas.
Congrats Bobbi, I hope it was worth it.
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LMAO @ Zedrie..That's always in the back of my mind when I get acrylic nails also. Girls always got to be ready, to NOT be on her best behavior. I'll cut a bitch.. with my tongue.. haha
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WTFuckingHell!?!?! I don't even recognize her!
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Oh my god, why did she do that?!??!
Doesn't even look like the same person anymore. Her face looks like a frickin mask now.