A New Tradition!
And the land of the freeee and the home of the.....falling beauty queens! For the second year in a row, Miss USA fell on her sequined ass at the Miss Universe pageant. Crystle Stewart of Texas made the Top 10 last night, but effed it up by kissing the floor with her ass lips. Bitch got up and tried to clap it off. Bitch don't clap! That is not a job well done. How fucking hard is it to walk through a doorway and pose?
That being said, this should be USA's new tradition. Next year, we should step it up. Instead of Miss USA falling, a sand bag should drop on her ass from above. And the year after that, she should be trampled in a stampede of wild wild horses.
Unfortunately, even though she fell on her nalgas, she still didn't win. Oh well! You know this bitch did it on purpose!
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Why can't we just have Drag Queens represent the USA? They're taller, they know how to walk in heels and you know their answers would be way wittier than those other tired pageant bitches.
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Aww I'm going to be nice for a few seconds. No photos please
I feel bad for her that has to be totally embarrassing
haha she almost fell again. this is the one who inherited dionne warwick's nostrils.
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Venezuela = 6th win!
wepa
She looked really pissed on her exit.
I bet she told any consoling phony backstage to get the fuck outta her face.
Next year Miss USA better just come out in a wheelchair.
I wish Britney was our Miss USA cuz she could do the annual fall, her weave would come loose, she'd spread and show big beav for the international viewing audience, cuss, spit out her gum at the judges, storm off and head to Starbucks...and the audience would still clap like they did for her at the MTV Awards. She's our queen.
When can I give Jerry Springer oral?
I'm so happy Miss Venezuela won! She is a stunner, and seemes like a genuinely nice girl. You could tell she was overwhelmed, which is nice to see, considering you can tell how fake most of the girls are.
I was rooting for her, Colombia, Kosovo and Australia. All of em made the top 10, so yay :)
Miss Mexico should have won--she was the only one who actually answered the question given to her. Venezuela made absolutely no sense at all. Miss USA was hilarious--she fell and if you see the video, she almost slips again two seconds after getting up.
These girls just can't resist their inborn biological imperative to end up flat on their backs.
I had a little slice of the Dominican Republic the other night.
Highly recommended!
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STAGED rigged or whatever .. american's are looking desperate to stay in the news after the competition is long over! how did the camera man know how to focus on the floor for the floor? hmmm.. and i don't see how the other chics are walking fine and the usa delegation can't seem to walk normally! BOOOO donald trump and your train wrecks
they still do these shows?
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I love seeing people fall down.
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Miss Colombia shouldve won.. she was far more beautiful.. Venezuela had too much eye makeup..those bitches train to be in the pagent since they are kids.. most likely douchebag hugo chavez paid lots of $ to have her ass win.
Dominican Republic looked like a man...Russia was gross..Mexico wasn't too shabby..
Taliana Vargas (Colombia) is soo much sexier.
DeeDee and Bradiful:
heheee....
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This is a goddamn abomination and she should be stripped of her title!
And she is a former Miss Texas too?
They breed beauty pageant bitches there.
Someone snatch this skank's title!
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When regular people walking down the street fall down, I NEVER laugh. Usually, I just ignore them unless they're obviously hurt, because it's embarassing to fall like that and I don't want to draw attention to someone's embarassment.
But when these snottay beeshes fall in the middle of their ridiculous struts, I LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
She fell b/c her weave was too heavy.
I thought they were supposed to spit the gum out before coming out on stage?
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In all the history of beauty pagents, bitches fell on their asses how many times? I suppose in theory it's possible she made the same mistake twice by accident. I could also see her milkin' it: "How I fell on my ass ...and got back up, ho's guide to the cat walk."
Wished my face was that floor!
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I always thought trannies were the fiercest walkers. This just proves me wrong.
I watched it live and I couldn't stop laughing. Is that so wrong? It was one of the funniest things I saw... well, that hour, but it was still bloody hilarious.
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She looks so pretty with the dress. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site ****"AffluentBachelors . c o m"*****last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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I like to think Miss USA is a metaphor for America in general at the moment. Dubya has knocked this country on its ass. When Barack is president next year, I guarantee you Miss USA will not fall. LOL
She's a dumb ass.
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Submitted by mina on July 14, 2008 - 5:49am.
She is real tranny looking!
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Seriously. WTF is it with these girls that they have to layer on the make-up until you can't tell if it's a woman or a man in drag? She MIGHT actually be pretty, but with all that grease on her face she might as well be fixing my car. Sorry guys, but big hair and a nice rack don't make you a beauty queen. BEAUTY does.
Submitted by kdracofan on July 14, 2008 - 9:26am.
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Your country's my country too.
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Que chevere!! Al fin ganamos y salimos de la maldicion de la Alicia Machado!
by Goyo on July 14, 2008 - 9:17am.
My country win bitches!!!!! Viva VENEZUELA!! Dayana u are the best
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Submitted by any on July 14, 2008 - 9:18am.
the girl from thailand was prettier.
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Prettier my ass!
DAYANA (Miss Universe) is the hotness!
Don't be a jealous bitch!
the girl from thailand was prettier.
My country win bitches!!!!! Viva VENEZUELA!! Dayana u are the best!
Wohoo! Miss Venezuela won biatches!
& Miss Colombia got 1st runner up....wepa
Go Latinas!
Submitted by DeeDee on July 14, 2008 - 9:03am.
Next time don't wear Shauna Sand lucites! They are made for sidewalks and corners, not the stage.
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Haaahaaa...! She obviously didn't win because she was wearing shoes from the 'Lucite by Shauna' collection - it's a conspiracy, I tell ya!
OnT: The winner was kidnapped as a child so no way is an onstage trip gonna trump that sympathy card.
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ooh, mortifying. Oh well, these beauty pageant business needs to end anyway. Doesn't that douche Trump own them all or something?
I felt embarrassed for her!!...why is it that its become a tradition for Miss USA to fall?!
Honestly, i dont understand why they dont put some traction under the heels or something, everyone knows about that!!
Anyway---I didnt like her much anyway!!
Good morning MK!!! Your post made me laugh!!! lol
"Bitch got up and tried to clap it off. Bitch don't clap! That is not a job well done. How fucking hard is it to walk through a doorway and pose?"
ha!!
lol!!!
Next time don't wear Shauna Sand lucites! They are made for sidewalks and corners, not the stage.
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"Bitch got up and tried to clap it off. Bitch don't clap! That is not a job well done. How fucking hard is it to walk through a doorway and pose?"
LOL! Good Morning, MK!
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She is real tranny looking!
I feel soooo bad for them when that happens.
Pfft…it’s much more entertaining when Paris swan dives.
Anyhoo, good recovery but more hairspray on the soles next time.
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OT: She doesn't look like a tranny when she won Miss USA.
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I don't agree with animal testing; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
what the hell is up with the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas meets Mulan theme??!?
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she's still beautiful
why people make a fuss over other people is beyond me, she fell, big deal. did the world end?
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hot damn, ho, here we go again.
I'm almost certain Dr. Scholl's makes some pads you can put on the botton of your shoes for more traction; can they not use those or something? Or at least go outside and scuff up the bottom of your shoes...
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Do they always hold their dresses apart like that? That's totally porno.
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