Sunday, July 13th 2008

Drama Queens

White Oprah better step up her game, because there's a new fake ass bitch in town. Lindsay HoHan's alleged secret half-sister and her sleazy mommy spoke to The Insider and they really brought the drama. Did the John Robert Powers acting school have a 2-for-1 mother/daughter special, because they are phenomenal actresses.

You can really feel the raw emotion pouring out of HoHan's secret half-sister when she says, "I'd love to meet my thiblings. I'd love that. But not with him. Not now...." DAMN! HoHan should take acting classes from this girl.

The mommy really brings it at the end when she cries glycerin tears and says, "I didn't want this....I just didn't. Michael gave me no choice." Standing ovation! That's some Lifetime movie shit right there.

I can't wait until Michael Lohan's paternity results come back. These two are going to bring it hardcore. Clip below:


Thanks Alex

Posted by: Michael K


ineedmorecowbell's picture

Ali has some family competition now and Lindsey has a new leech. LOVE IT!! The Lohans deserve it!!!!

Manimal5's picture

I think she said she was sorry.
Sorry means: I should have tried to whore my daughter out years ago.

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WrathOGrapes's picture

This one makes Lindsay and Ali look somewhat normal.

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CeeCee's picture

I see the sick. sad, twisted bitch gene did not miss her!
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I know! I was so sure that came from Dina!

parissucksliterally's picture

this whole situation is nauseating.

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

can somebody please throw down some litter?.. it's startin' to stink

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COKO's picture

YES ME LOL I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE LA COCCINELLE ON THE PLANE BUT I HAD TO MUCH WINE SO I DIDNT SEE THE WHOLE MOVIE

angel_i's picture

"I didn't want this, I just didn't. And that's why I'm here on ET telling every ho who's got a TV and their grandma."

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TT99's picture

I love how these barnacles want so badly to attach themselves to an "actress/singer" who does neither, and whose only career exists in tabloids, celeb blogs, and our slutty comments. Has anyone really seen a Lindsey Lohan movie?
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COKO's picture

BEST ACTRESS OF THE YEAR

mike's picture

"thiblings"? Goddamnit, do schools no longer have speech therapists on staff?

TheBreakdown's picture

I see the sick. sad, twisted bitch gene did not miss her!

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